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(Time)   Sunglasses synch with your phone so you can't lose them, attempting to defy the immutable law of inverse relationship between the price of sunglasses and the mean time 'til you lose them   (time.com) divider line 10
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2014-05-01 03:27:42 AM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: drjekel_mrhyde: Danger Avoid Death: MaudlinMutantMollusk: timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then I'd lose my goddamned phone

Probably leave it next to your sunglasses

Precisely

Has anyone seen my keys?

Problem solved [img.fark.net image 624x304]Nokia treasure tag http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/19/nokia-treasure-tag/  You can also place them on your kids

Why would anyone place their keys on their kids?


Maybe so you could lose your kids?
2014-05-01 01:07:29 AM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then I'd lose my goddamned phone


Probably leave it next to your sunglasses
2014-05-01 10:47:35 AM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: You can also place them on your kids


But if I lose my kids, I'm still out that set of keys...
2014-05-01 10:42:22 AM  
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: No, I'm asking if you've ever been sober...FROM weed.


Well, there was that *horrible* week I spent in Rio in the mid-90's. Do you realize that there is fark all to do in Rio sober?
2014-05-01 08:31:43 AM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: Gecko Gingrich: The Venn Diagram of iPhone users and people with more money than you has some, but overall very little, overlap.

 What phone do the rich use then?


qualitypestcontrolco.com
2014-05-01 06:54:46 AM  
1 votes:
The'll be precisely where I sat on them.
2014-05-01 05:19:31 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: MaudlinMutantMollusk: timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then I'd lose my goddamned phone

Probably leave it next to your sunglasses

Precisely

Has anyone seen my keys?


Why pay $350? Google is free (NSFW language) just to stay politically correct with the mods.
2014-05-01 05:16:09 AM  
1 votes:
I bought an expensive pen because I always lose my pens and I got tired of not caring.

-Mitch Hedberg
2014-05-01 03:25:38 AM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Danger Avoid Death: MaudlinMutantMollusk: timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then I'd lose my goddamned phone

Probably leave it next to your sunglasses

Precisely

Has anyone seen my keys?

Problem solved [img.fark.net image 624x304]Nokia treasure tag http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/19/nokia-treasure-tag/  You can also place them on your kids


Why would anyone place their keys on their kids?
2014-05-01 02:31:16 AM  
1 votes:

Emposter: Danger Avoid Death: timujin: Danger Avoid Death: MaudlinMutantMollusk: timujin: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then I'd lose my goddamned phone

Probably leave it next to your sunglasses

Precisely

Has anyone seen my keys?

We're never leaving the house, are we?

Not if you can't find the remote.

How am I supposed to find the remote when I can't find my eyeglasses or shoes?  Can't even farking get out of bed :(


Which reminds me ... has anybody seen my bed?
 
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