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(Huffington Post)   Portland Oregon decides not to piss away 35 million gallons of water   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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2014-05-01 02:50:04 AM  
4 votes:
hmmmmmm

1) it's portland
2) 1 quart of urine into 140,000,000 quarts of water
3) tell them that it is an 8x urea homeopathic treatment that cures most bladder diseases and some cancers
2014-05-01 12:54:54 AM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: One kid urinated into 35 million gallons of water and suddenly everyone in Portland goes batshiat insane. You dopes do know that every freaking drop of water on this planet has, at one time or another, been pissed out by something? Farking morons.

/I was reading this wondering if it was an Onion article.


what if he peed 35 million gallons?  then its like 50/50 and that is just sick. think of the children.
2014-05-01 12:54:44 AM  
3 votes:
Me teenager, me don't think,
Me put peepee in your drink.
2014-05-01 12:46:12 AM  
3 votes:
Its Portland. You're gonna get AIDS somehow.
2014-05-01 10:19:11 AM  
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: One kid urinated into 35 million gallons of water and suddenly everyone in Portland goes batshiat insane. You dopes do know that every freaking drop of water on this planet has, at one time or another, been pissed out by something? Farking morons.


If I lived anywhere near there I would photoshop a picture of me dropping a deuce in the reservoir (with my face obscured) and then send it to all the news outlets. I just want to see them drain a reservoir completely and then scrub the bottom with clorox.

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These morans have lost all common sense. I guess they are unaware that animals don't have their own outhouses.
2014-05-01 01:29:13 AM  
2 votes:

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fark in it.


SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP.

Oh mygodohmygodohmygod..... I've been drinking F*CKING  FISH SEMEN THIS WHOLE TIME?

OMG I'm going to go vomit right now.
2014-05-01 01:26:05 AM  
2 votes:
Water?

Never touch the stuff.

Fish fark in it.
2014-05-01 01:04:44 AM  
2 votes:
Instead, about 35 million gallons have been diverted from kidney-shaped Reservoir 5 to an empty reservoir to determine how long its quality can last as a public water feature.

Suddenly, it all makes sense...
2014-05-01 11:47:14 AM  
1 votes:
I work in a water testing laboratory that tests public water systems.  I sincerely doubt that there is anything in a single person's urine that will contaminate a water body larger than a swimming pool significantly enough to go over any of the FDA or state limits for contaminants in water.  Even a floating turd is unlikely to spread enough E.Coli to get a positive hit within in a 120mL sample bottle.

But then again, some things, such as odor and taste, are not regulated.  Maybe this kid lived exclusively off asparagus and valerian root for the last ten years, and built up a concentration of ass-smell that this world has naught yet seen, unloaded it into the lake, and caused concern for pipe erosion when it was transported to the city.
2014-05-01 10:05:43 AM  
1 votes:
My drinking water comes out of the Missouri river. I have peed into that same river hundreds of times while fishing from a boat. I've swam in that river. I've watched cows pee into it. I've caught male fish out of it that were actively "milking" (hint: that ain't milk). All of that concerns me far less than the agricultural runoff that's undoubtedly flowing into it from the surrounding corn fields and cattle lots. But, yeah. Pee gross. Ew. I peed into the river just last weekend, so we should probably drain it and start over just to be safe.

//I guess I drink my own pee, in a roundabout way. Then again, so do most of the rest of you, you probably just don't know it.
2014-05-01 07:02:28 AM  
1 votes:
Just imagine, for a moment, how many migrant workers peed and defecated on your hand-picked lettuce and tomatoes ;)
2014-05-01 04:08:36 AM  
1 votes:
I know I was troubled to find out that my rat urine and bird poop filled tap water was being diluted by human urine.  It just didn't taste the same.
2014-05-01 01:43:26 AM  
1 votes:
More signs...

But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent meto the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? 2 Kings 18:27
2014-05-01 01:06:51 AM  
1 votes:

ElLoco: "We're going to be monitoring it and see how long it stays fresh and clear,"

About 13 seconds, ya goobers. It's an outdoor pond. Strain the chunks out and send it to town.

/freakin idjits


THIS
dont they treat the water at all?
what about all the birds pissing and shiatting into the water?
dead animals that fall or drop in, bugs, crap settling out of the air ..

moops
2014-05-01 12:58:03 AM  
1 votes:

kona: Danger Avoid Death: One kid urinated into 35 million gallons of water and suddenly everyone in Portland goes batshiat insane. You dopes do know that every freaking drop of water on this planet has, at one time or another, been pissed out by something? Farking morons.

/I was reading this wondering if it was an Onion article.

what if he peed 35 million gallons?  then its like 50/50 and that is just sick. think of the children.


35 million gallons of pee, that kid did some heavy drinking, heck he should have just went to the Budweiser plant and just start filling bottles, like nobody could tell the difference anyways
2014-05-01 12:54:35 AM  
1 votes:
Sweet Lord, NO! Bracers do their business in that water! If you drink it, you could get beaver fever!
2014-05-01 12:54:24 AM  
1 votes:
I drank the water there before it was somebody's stream.
2014-05-01 12:51:22 AM  
1 votes:
And while they debate this, birds are pooping in the reservoir.
2014-05-01 12:15:53 AM  
1 votes:
"We're going to be monitoring it and see how long it stays fresh and clear,"

About 13 seconds, ya goobers. It's an outdoor pond. Strain the chunks out and send it to town.

/freakin idjits
 
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