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(AZ Family)   Don't you hate it when vandals break into your home and turn it into their own personal Jackson Pollock painting?   (azfamily.com) divider line 36
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2014-05-01 12:32:06 AM  
I'm pregnant
 
2014-05-01 12:33:01 AM  
Oops, wrong thread!
I'll have the vandals do the nursery!
 
2014-05-01 12:40:56 AM  
Has anyone seen Mary Steenburgen?
 
2014-05-01 01:48:41 AM  
Better that than a Robert Mapplethorpe photograph.

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-01 04:40:17 AM  

doglover: I'm pregnant


I've seen this 5 times now, and can't get a context guess as to what it's filtering
 
2014-05-01 04:43:50 AM  

zarker: doglover: I'm pregnant

I've seen this 5 times now, and can't get a context guess as to what it's filtering


zero/ten  but type it in numbers.
 
2014-05-01 04:47:22 AM  

doglover: I'm pregnant


I bet Taft did this.
 
2014-05-01 04:49:14 AM  

doglover: I'm pregnant


That's the third time this week!
 
2014-05-01 04:49:36 AM  
10 or 15 years in jail oughta learn 'em.
 
2014-05-01 04:51:09 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: zarker: doglover: I'm pregnant

I've seen this 5 times now, and can't get a context guess as to what it's filtering

zero/ten  but type it in numbers.


Ah, Fark filter pwnage.  April 1st had some awesome threads.
 
2014-05-01 04:55:54 AM  

ciberido: Danger Avoid Death: zarker: doglover: I'm pregnant

I've seen this 5 times now, and can't get a context guess as to what it's filtering

zero/ten  but type it in numbers.

Ah, Fark filter pwnage.  April 1st had some awesome threads.


I got accused of being a troll because everyone had everyone as an alias. It was a frustrating day.
 
2014-05-01 05:02:49 AM  

zarker: ciberido: Danger Avoid Death: zarker: doglover: I'm pregnant

I've seen this 5 times now, and can't get a context guess as to what it's filtering

zero/ten  but type it in numbers.

Ah, Fark filter pwnage.  April 1st had some awesome threads.

I got accused of being a troll because everyone had everyone as an alias. It was a frustrating day.


Blame our Heineken-swilling Overlord.
 
2014-05-01 05:08:52 AM  
If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.
 
2014-05-01 05:13:39 AM  

gfid: If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.


Banksy. You're thinking of Banksy.
 
2014-05-01 05:18:24 AM  

zarker: gfid: If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.

Banksy. You're thinking of Banksy.


Yeah. Jackson Pollock's been dead for nearly 60 years. If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place it'd be more like polka dotted zombie time. Not pretty.
 
2014-05-01 05:20:31 AM  

gfid: If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.


I know an old house wherein Bierstadt painted landscapes on several of the door panels in the house. I bet they would fetch a cluster of coin.
 
2014-05-01 05:21:20 AM  
If only they could get their fingerprints.
 
2014-05-01 05:40:29 AM  
but is it art?
 
2014-05-01 06:12:14 AM  
Jackson, that not good pregnant, Pollock is still dead and still a hack.

"This means something"

Nope. It's just paint drips on a canvas. No. 5? More like like No. 2, amirite?

Now on the other hand, Janet Sobel is an artist.
 
2014-05-01 06:17:36 AM  

gfid: If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.


Considering that Pollock's "art" looks like someone threw shiat through a window screen, I'd say yes it's vandalism.
 
2014-05-01 06:17:40 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: zarker: gfid: If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place, would it really be vandalism?

I'm thinking the artwork alone would bring at least a half a million which is way more than my home is worth now.

Banksy. You're thinking of Banksy.

Yeah. Jackson Pollock's been dead for nearly 60 years. If Jackson Pollock broke into your home and painted the place it'd be more like polka dotted zombie time. Not pretty.


Zombie Jackson Pollock is my new band name.
 
2014-05-01 07:04:12 AM  
See all two pictures.

/Both the same.
 
2014-05-01 07:34:38 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

/I like Pollacks stuff. Rockwell did not
 
2014-05-01 07:51:35 AM  
 
2014-05-01 08:11:44 AM  
Better vandals than goths. Less depressing, and no white makeup stains.
 
2014-05-01 08:37:17 AM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x310]

/I like Pollacks stuff. Rockwell did not


Whats funny about that picture is Rockwell deliberately painted the Pollock painting upside down.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:01 AM  

Deathfrogg: Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x310]

/I like Pollacks stuff. Rockwell did not

Whats funny about that picture is Rockwell deliberately painted the Pollock painting upside down.


Well played sir!
 
2014-05-01 08:45:11 AM  
At least they didn't turn into their own personal Marquis de Sade painting.
 
2014-05-01 09:17:21 AM  
Looks more like a Steadman to me
 
2014-05-01 10:32:02 AM  
I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on. - Kryten
 
2014-05-01 10:59:30 AM  
but not that one...I kinda like it
 
2014-05-01 11:00:36 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 11:28:00 AM  
Break into my home and you'll know what Valentine's Day was like in 1929
 
2014-05-01 12:03:40 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Break into my home and you'll know what Valentine's Day was like in 1929


Gun thread hijack attempt detected.
 
2014-05-01 02:28:44 PM  
One of them shouldn't be hard to fined with that nice full hand print to start with.
 
2014-05-01 11:04:42 PM  

mutterfark: Better vandals than goths. Less depressing, and no white makeup stains.


I've never really understood the difference between visigoths and goths?  Did visigoths wear glasses?  Were regular goths invisible?
 
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