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(Awful Announcing)   KTLA sends out newscaster to cover SoCal fires, find shirtless 'bro on the street: "wow, you're super pretty, you wanna go on a date sometime?" #Bros   (awfulannouncing.com) divider line 90
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2014-04-30 08:16:27 PM
At least he has the guts to ask. How you gonna get a date if you don't ask.
 
2014-04-30 08:27:18 PM
Huh, I've always heard that dogs were chick magnets
 
2014-04-30 09:14:50 PM

BalugaJoe: At least he has the guts to ask. How you gonna get a date if you don't ask.


And farking fast, too.  No warm up at all.  "Wow!  You're super pretty!  Wanna go on a date sometime?"  He hadn't even stopped walking yet.
 
2014-04-30 09:20:50 PM

BalugaJoe: At least he has the guts to ask. How you gonna get a date if you don't ask.


Exactly. I've become far more willing to ask girls out in the last few years and while I get shot down plenty, I still get some dates.
 
2014-04-30 09:28:23 PM

Lsherm: BalugaJoe: At least he has the guts to ask. How you gonna get a date if you don't ask.

And farking fast, too.  No warm up at all.  "Wow!  You're super pretty!  Wanna go on a date sometime?"  He hadn't even stopped walking yet.


Of course he's gotta ask super quickly. There's a goddamn fire bearing down on them!
 
2014-04-30 09:29:16 PM
And thats why you still live in your mom's basement Subbs.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:32 PM
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
 
2014-04-30 09:30:41 PM
Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.
 
2014-04-30 09:30:49 PM
I get it subs, he raped her.
 
2014-04-30 09:32:09 PM
This would have been a lot better if the reporter asked instead of him. This is just another guy trying to score and being bad at it.
 
2014-04-30 09:33:58 PM
And TFA is totally right about the crossfit cult thing.
 
2014-04-30 09:35:35 PM

Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.


If there's a news crew on-site, then there must be a station van right there. Forget the coat closet, bro. You don't get many opportunities to bang the reporter chick in the channel 5 van.

Stand back guys, I'm gonna make my move.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:24 PM

Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.


I'm no statistician but...

I don't think odds work that way.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:37 PM
"Wow!  You're super pretty!  Wanna go on a date sometime?"
"Actually, we're on the air live with KTLA....!"


I notice I didn't hear the word "no".

Seal the deal, shirtless dog-walking guy!
 
2014-04-30 09:38:29 PM

OddLlama: Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.

I'm no statistician but...

I don't think odds work that way.


Well at least not for farkers...
 
2014-04-30 09:39:36 PM

Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.


It isn't a 50/50 shot, it isn't even a 99/1 shot.  There is almost no chance she is going to respond positively on camera or off as you just messed up her live feed and she is pissed unless she is an attention whore and hoping your idiocy leads to some exposure on the late night entertainment shows.
 
2014-04-30 09:42:17 PM

ZekeMacNeil: And TFA is totally right about the crossfit cult thing.


I knew right away he wasn't doing Crossfit because the first thing he would have said is that he does Crossfit before he even asked her out.

/ducks
 
2014-04-30 09:45:47 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-30 09:46:34 PM

ZekeMacNeil: And TFA is totally right about the crossfit cult thing.


You sound fat.
 
2014-04-30 09:47:25 PM
It's funny how the slight humiliation of being told "no" fades in to memory faster than the smaller percentage of women you end up having uh nice uh sexy uh time with.

Good on this guy.

Besides I've met some farkers in my time - it'll do you good to keep playing your hand.

No, not that kind of hand, like poker metaphorical kind of h...

Um.... Yea.
 
2014-04-30 09:47:25 PM
Courtney Friel.

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2014-04-30 09:48:09 PM
Future date:  1998 - KTLA predicts personal helicopters mean freedom of travel for everyone!
 
2014-04-30 09:54:20 PM
Been too long for dating for me.  Terrified that they'd say yes and then I wouldn't have a clue what to do.  Haven't dated in over 14 years (divorced for four).
 
2014-04-30 09:55:43 PM
I liked that town better before it got all douchey pretentious and started calling it "Rancho".

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2014-04-30 09:56:00 PM

Killer Cars: I knew right away he wasn't doing Crossfit because the first thing he would have said is that he does Crossfit before he even asked her out.


When did Crossfit become a "thing?"  There's a guy at work doing it and the first few times he started going on about it, I thought he had joined a cult.  I didn't understand a thing he was saying, but he had the same moonie look the recently religiously converted get.
 
2014-04-30 09:56:26 PM
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2014-04-30 09:56:53 PM

WhoGAS: Been too long for dating for me.  Terrified that they'd say yes and then I wouldn't have a clue what to do.  Haven't dated in over 14 years (divorced for four).


You take her out to dinner then you penis her.
 
2014-04-30 09:57:34 PM
I'm guessing he was 1) watching tv, 2)realized 'Hey, that's right down the street!', 3)took off his shirt, 4)grabbed his dog and 5)went to troll her.
 
2014-04-30 10:01:41 PM

Lsherm: He hadn't even stopped walking yet.


That's a learned reaction.
 
2014-04-30 10:02:22 PM
Silly pleb, everyone knows newscasters are busy sleeping their way to the top.
 
2014-04-30 10:07:45 PM
She starts a fire. In my pants.
 
2014-04-30 10:09:28 PM
Don't bother women at work.
I don't care if they are strippers, cashiers. or meter maids
It's harassment.

Wait until they are off work.

Then slip them the rufie.

Or a "Powdered alcohol" as it's called in the trade.
/Herb Tarlek
//WKRP
///Skeevies R US
 
2014-04-30 10:10:11 PM
Wow, he was in there quick...kinda like a tornado. Yeah, that's what he seemed like, a dating tornado.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:35 PM
Bro was just channeling his inner Joe Namath.
 
2014-04-30 10:18:27 PM

Lsherm: When did Crossfit become a "thing?"


I'm not sure exactly. There's a Crossfit club/gym/whatever right next to a coffee shop I frequent and the people coming in and out of there seem normal enough, but I've had coworkers too who do it talk to me with this wide-eyed DUDE BRO YOU SHOULD TRY IT spiel that's a bit spooky.

I'm all for people doing whatever they can to improve their fitness and get in shape, but yikes Todd, I heard you fine the first five times you caught me alone at the coffee machine to talk to me about it. I don't think any of my friends know how often I jog, for instance.
 
2014-04-30 10:19:35 PM

ChoNeko: Courtney Friel.


She's got a bit of a kathy Ireland look to her.
 
2014-04-30 10:20:00 PM

WhoGAS: Been too long for dating for me.  Terrified that they'd say yes and then I wouldn't have a clue what to do.  Haven't dated in over 14 years (divorced for four).


So ... you're single, then?

*hitches up bra*
 
2014-04-30 10:20:06 PM
She is super pretty, though.
 
2014-04-30 10:22:24 PM

italie: Wow, he was in there quick...kinda like a tornado. Yeah, that's what he seemed like, a dating tornado.


"That's really the best way to describe it." What a bimbette.

Love his response to her question, though. What do you think about this big, scary wildfire? "Pretty cool!"
 
2014-04-30 10:28:31 PM
It looks like a tornado huh. That's a strangely phallic way to describe a fire there newslady.
 
2014-04-30 10:35:13 PM

Daedalus27: Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.

It isn't a 50/50 shot, it isn't even a 99/1 shot.  There is almost no chance she is going to respond positively on camera or off as you just messed up her live feed and she is pissed unless she is an attention whore and hoping your idiocy leads to some exposure on the late night entertainment shows.


Seriously threw off her game! She was utterly distracted and stuttering after that. I think she even checked him out while she was making up filler patter.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:11 PM

OddLlama: Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.

I'm no statistician but...

I don't think odds work that way.


They don't. She can say no, she can say yes, or she can say yes and bring a hot friend for a coat closet three way.

So really you've got like a 60% chance.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:29 PM

BalugaJoe: At least he has the guts to ask. How you gonna get a date if you don't ask.


stanfordflipside.com I love you.  Wanna hang out?

/when you're right you're right
//nailed it
 
2014-04-30 10:44:30 PM
He's got the guts, but not the game.
 
2014-04-30 10:47:47 PM

ChoNeko: Courtney Friel.

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img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 11:07:37 PM
That chick has obviously never actually seen a tornado because that's not what they look like... at all.
 
VTC
2014-04-30 11:11:10 PM
For some reason, that bro reminded me of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5gjQkItSdE
 
2014-04-30 11:14:44 PM
You have two choices.

1) Try.
2) Regret not trying.

Your call.
 
2014-04-30 11:15:04 PM

andyofne: That chick has obviously never actually seen a tornado because that's not what they look like... at all.


OMG, don't you impose your cis-nado values on it! Tornadoes can look like whatever they want!
 
2014-04-30 11:17:54 PM

OddLlama: Rapmaster2000: Gotta take advantage of you opportunities.  I'd ask her if she wants to go bang in the coat closet.  She either says yes or no.  It's a 50/50 shot.

I'm no statistician but...

I don't think odds work that way.


I'm no statistician...

Hmmmm?

INxS?
 
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