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(CBS New York)   And the Long Island teen who was accepted at all 8 eight Ivy League schools finally picks _______   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Ivy League, Long Island, Kwasi Enin, Yale University, Ivy League schools, chamber music, mathematical problem, schools  
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3998 clicks; posted to Geek » on 30 Apr 2014 at 7:24 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-30 10:21:23 PM  
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Well, 8 out of 9. Miskatonic said no because his psyche evaluation said he might be prone to meddling in realms Man was never meant to understand.
2014-04-30 07:53:53 PM  
2 votes:
Greendale Community College?
2014-04-30 07:42:59 PM  
2 votes:

He picks soul-crushing debt. Next question.
2014-04-30 07:34:59 PM  
2 votes:
2014-04-30 09:41:26 PM  
1 vote:
"Kwasi". That's sort of a good name.
2014-04-30 08:43:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-30 08:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
Sideshow Bob would approve.
2014-04-30 08:10:54 PM  
1 vote:

wjllope: I know this!  It must be  Hofstra. Obvious really.

Did they ever find Hofstra's body?
2014-04-30 08:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
Should have picked up a hooker and settled for University of Illinois.
2014-04-30 07:40:23 PM  
1 vote:
Pronounced in Wisconsin: Long Island tee
2014-04-30 07:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
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He's part of that Yale thing.

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...Yale thing?

Likes to do a lot of coke and was a closet homosexual, you know, THAT Yale thing...
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