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(New York Magazine)   Jennifer Lawrence over-celebrated at post-Oscars party by drunkenly vomiting on Madonna's staircase, to Miley Cyrus' disgust   (nymag.com) divider line 52
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2014-04-30 05:27:47 PM  
I'd rather watch Jennifer puke than watch Miley twerk.
 
2014-04-30 05:44:38 PM  
GOOD
 
2014-04-30 05:53:45 PM  

kidakita: I'd rather watch Jennifer puke than watch Miley twerk.


I'd rather have Jennifer puke in my lap while boarding a non-stop flight to Tokyo than watch Miley Cyrus twerk.

/because upgrades
 
2014-04-30 06:44:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: kidakita: I'd rather watch Jennifer puke than watch Miley twerk.

I'd rather have Jennifer puke in my lap while boarding a non-stop flight to Tokyo than watch Miley Cyrus twerk.

/because upgrades


Not exactly the type of shower I'd want to have with Jennifer Lawrence
 
2014-04-30 07:07:21 PM  

ArkAngel: Marcus Aurelius: kidakita: I'd rather watch Jennifer puke than watch Miley twerk.

I'd rather have Jennifer puke in my lap while boarding a non-stop flight to Tokyo than watch Miley Cyrus twerk.

/because upgrades

Not exactly the type of shower I'd want to have with Jennifer Lawrence


Any port in a storm.  Plus you'd get her e-mail address if you had half a brain, and keep her entertained if you had half again more.
 
2014-04-30 07:27:30 PM  
I'd hold her hair back for her. If she hadn't cut it so short...
 
2014-04-30 07:41:21 PM  
To be fair, who hasn't vomited on Madonna's staircase.

/wait, that's a metaphor, right?
 
2014-04-30 08:28:28 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: To be fair, who hasn't vomited on Madonna's staircase.

/wait, that's a metaphor, right?


That made me chuckle.
 
2014-04-30 08:49:15 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: To be fair, who hasn't vomited on Madonna's staircase.

/wait, that's a metaphor, right?


If pulling a Madonna isn't in the urban dictionary, we can add it, right?
 
2014-04-30 08:56:02 PM  
 
2014-04-30 09:00:15 PM  
I'd rather watch Jennifer puke on Miley.
 
2014-04-30 09:03:28 PM  
she's almost at Michael Jackson levels of "can do no wrong." I love her.
 
2014-04-30 09:05:48 PM  
This really doesn't do anything to diminish my opinion of her.

Pretty sure everything in the public parts of Madonna's house can be cleaned off with a hose.
 
2014-04-30 09:11:40 PM  
I wonder if Miley would lick Jlaw's taint?
 
2014-04-30 09:19:12 PM  

Scottybobotty: I wonder if Miley would lick Jlaw's taint?


I would!
 
2014-04-30 09:20:42 PM  

TommyDeuce: This really doesn't do anything to diminish my opinion of her.

Pretty sure everything in the public parts of Madonna's house can be cleaned off with a hose.


Just the public parts?

And honestly, this just improves my opinion of her.
 
2014-04-30 09:22:07 PM  
Three female idols in one post. Hat trick.
 
2014-04-30 09:33:27 PM  
Madonna has a staircase... I thought she waxed.
 
2014-04-30 09:56:17 PM  

UberNeuman: I'd rather watch Jennifer puke on Miley.


I would pay to see that in the theatre before I would go see whatever Xmen she was recently in.
 
2014-04-30 10:28:31 PM  
Is this a complicated euphemism?
 
2014-04-30 10:39:49 PM  

fusillade762: I'd hold her hair back for her. If she hadn't cut it so short...


I give her full credit for managing to keep a straight line with the scissors whilst holding up the mirror with the other hand.
 
2014-04-30 10:56:34 PM  
SirGunslinger: Madonna has a staircase... I thought she waxed.

Now, now. You too will get old and your private parts will hang low.......
 
2014-04-30 11:14:16 PM  
Every time I think of Madonna's cootchie, I always imagine The Predator.

imgs.abduzeedo.com
 
2014-04-30 11:17:19 PM  
Why the fark is Seth taping shows a month in advance?
 
2014-04-30 11:21:29 PM  
Gordon Bennett.
 
2014-04-30 11:34:00 PM  

SirGunslinger: Madonna has a staircase... I thought she waxed.


Yeah, but what that has to do with her having hardwood floors, I have no idea.

/no carpet
 
2014-04-30 11:39:17 PM  
I've seen her acting it's like watching her vomit for 115 minutes.

/suck it crush of the season farkers
//yeah I'd murder you to do her
 
2014-04-30 11:49:15 PM  

UberNeuman: I'd rather watch Jennifer puke on Miley.


You're a German porn director, aren't you?
 
2014-04-30 11:55:59 PM  
She was just vomiting some more material for the Material Girl.
 
2014-05-01 12:25:16 AM  

SurfaceTension: SirGunslinger: Madonna has a staircase... I thought she waxed.

Yeah, but what that has to do with her having hardwood floors, I have no idea.

/no carpet


Heh, keep laquering the finish and ignore the burning sensation?
 
2014-05-01 01:13:02 AM  
6f9e5b2993b2676fe5af-84a7d838f746c494b9783302a5a26cce.r46.cf5.rackcdn.com

/because moar pitchers
 
2014-05-01 02:25:34 AM  

Laobaojun: Is this a complicated euphemism?


RAF banter for what's left of the gossip/fetishist crowd.
 
2014-05-01 02:31:31 AM  
I prefer the butt plugs story
 
2014-05-01 03:14:24 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Any port in a storm.  Plus you'd get her e-mail address if you had half a brain, and keep her entertained if you had half again more.


Why do I feel like you have the details of this little fantasy all worked out?
 
2014-05-01 03:50:12 AM  
"JLaw", you gotta be freaking kidding me. Is every Jennifer going to get their last named shortened now?
 
2014-05-01 04:02:34 AM  

Kurmudgeon: "JLaw", you gotta be freaking kidding me. Is every Jennifer going to get their last named shortened now?


I wish I knew someone named Jennifer Walker, so I could call her J-Walk.
 
2014-05-01 05:09:28 AM  
Eh she's what 22?

I learned my limit about that age, and wasn't considered a role model for my entire gender. Hell I earned a vomit-inspired nickname at 19 and I was a sheltered goody two shoes until college.
 
2014-05-01 07:41:02 AM  

AbiNormal: Every time I think of Madonna's cootchie, I always imagine The Predator.

[imgs.abduzeedo.com image 850x1275]


Needs more hair. Im assuming you never saw her furry pics in Playboy
 
2014-05-01 07:50:45 AM  
Good thing Fatty Arbuckle wasn't around.
 
2014-05-01 07:52:41 AM  
Are her tits OK?
 
2014-05-01 08:21:26 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Eh she's what 22?

I learned my limit about that age, and wasn't considered a role model for my entire gender. Hell I earned a vomit-inspired nickname at 19 and I was a sheltered goody two shoes until college.


You're never too young to earn the value of a good puke and rally.
 
2014-05-01 08:33:28 AM  

Kurmudgeon: "JLaw", you gotta be freaking kidding me. Is every Jennifer going to get their last named shortened now?


That is the only way Jude Law gets back in the press.
 
2014-05-01 08:39:26 AM  
Wow, this is a lot of worship of a perfectly ordinary woman.
 
2014-05-01 08:52:17 AM  

AbiNormal: Every time I think of Madonna's cootchie, I always imagine The Predator.

[imgs.abduzeedo.com image 850x1275]


Well, you got the unblinking, alien eyes right.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:24 AM  

Fano: Wow, this is a lot of worship of a perfectly ordinary woman.


While she's no beauty for the ages, she's fit, funny, a good-enough actress and "attainable-looking", which stirs the parts of ordinary men who, unlike contemplating a tryst with a Jessica Biel-type, can actually imagine having a shot with.
 
2014-05-01 09:11:34 AM  

Valiente: Fano: Wow, this is a lot of worship of a perfectly ordinary woman.

While she's no beauty for the ages, she's fit, funny, a good-enough actress and "attainable-looking", which stirs the parts of ordinary men who, unlike contemplating a tryst with a Jessica Biel-type, can actually imagine having a shot with.


That's the most reasonable response I could possibly expected from somebody around here. Thanks!
 
2014-05-01 09:15:01 AM  

Fano: Valiente: Fano: Wow, this is a lot of worship of a perfectly ordinary woman.

While she's no beauty for the ages, she's fit, funny, a good-enough actress and "attainable-looking", which stirs the parts of ordinary men who, unlike contemplating a tryst with a Jessica Biel-type, can actually imagine having a shot with.

That's the most reasonable response I could possibly expected from somebody around here. Thanks!


It's a testament to FARK that beauty isn't everything. We like a woman with some wit, who can make fun of herself when she poops her pants.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:44 AM  
Is she old enough to drink?
 
2014-05-01 09:28:02 AM  

grokca: Are her tits OK?


Her tits are fantastic, in my opinion.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:06 AM  

grokca: Are her tits OK?


i.imgur.com
 
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