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(The New Republic)   It's not weird that a dictator would commission a nude portrait of himself. It is weird, though, that he wouldn't encourage the artist to, ah, enhance certain parts of the painting   (newrepublic.com) divider line 15
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2014-04-30 07:20:43 PM
6 votes:
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2014-04-30 07:46:55 PM
5 votes:
He's also commissioned a biography. The working title is The Little Dicktator.
2014-04-30 05:39:19 PM
5 votes:
Perhaps he did...
2014-04-30 07:48:40 PM
3 votes:
Hes a grow-er, not a show-er.
2014-04-30 09:03:41 PM
2 votes:

cretinbob: that's his thumb


That's okay, that's not my belly button.
2014-04-30 08:57:55 PM
2 votes:

CivicMindedFive: Maybe he's just crazy?

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It's pretty obvious he's crazy.  If anybody poses in a picture like that I can plainly see there nuts.
2014-04-30 07:34:39 PM
2 votes:
I said,  "Include a small pianist."
2014-04-30 06:15:45 PM
2 votes:
Looks like he dropped a jujubee into his lap.
2014-04-30 09:29:10 PM
1 votes:
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2014-04-30 09:11:30 PM
1 votes:

BigLuca: CivicMindedFive: Maybe he's just crazy?

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It's pretty obvious he's crazy.  If anybody poses in a picture like that I can plainly see there nuts.


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2014-04-30 08:25:56 PM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: Maybe he's just an honest guy? That said, the "artwork" is god awful. Did he hire a kid in junior high?


GWB
2014-04-30 08:18:55 PM
1 votes:
Leslie Nielsen was the president of Ukraine?
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As for the nudie, well, maybe he was going for the ancient Greek aesthetic, where large penises were considered comical.
2014-04-30 08:15:59 PM
1 votes:
Maybe the artist valued his life and said no enhancement necessary. Or maybe they don't value big cocks in Ukraine like we do in the west.

Or maybe he said, "I wanted a bigger cock!" And the artist replied, "I assure you, there is definitely a large cock in this painting."
2014-04-30 07:54:44 PM
1 votes:
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2014-04-30 06:21:50 PM
1 votes:
This one's a fighter.
 
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