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(The New Republic)   It's not weird that a dictator would commission a nude portrait of himself. It is weird, though, that he wouldn't encourage the artist to, ah, enhance certain parts of the painting   (newrepublic.com) divider line 57
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2014-05-01 02:55:28 AM  

BigLuca: GhostfacedFiddlah: BigLuca: CivicMindedFive: Maybe he's just crazy?

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It's pretty obvious he's crazy.  If anybody poses in a picture like that I can plainly see there nuts.

Normally I wouldn't comment, but this is the lynchpin of the pun, and you had a 2/3 chance of getting it right.

Yes, but the pun doesn't work written, only spoken.  The fact that I went with the 3rd just choice wasn't an accident.  It leaves in the ambiguity.


I agree completely after much consideration. Well done.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:39 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: vernonFL: Hes a grow-er, not a show-er.

It pleases the ladies when they realize that their snausage turns into a summer sausage


Indeed
 
2014-05-01 08:22:27 AM  

patchvonbraun: rbuzby: NEWSFLASH

Penises are very small when not erect or semi erect.

Many penii do hang down a fair amount, even when not erect, if warm :) :)


About 10% of men in the world have the type of phallus that is near to the same size when flaccid as when it is erect, where as the rest have a phallus which is not the same size when flaccid as when it is erect.
 
2014-05-01 10:17:20 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: About 10% of men in the world have the type of phallus that is near to the same size when flaccid as when it is erect, where as the rest have a phallus which is not the same size when flaccid as when it is erect.


About 10% of men in the world are estimated to be gay.

Hmm.
 
2014-05-01 10:23:08 AM  

poot_rootbeer: InterruptingQuirk: About 10% of men in the world have the type of phallus that is near to the same size when flaccid as when it is erect, where as the rest have a phallus which is not the same size when flaccid as when it is erect.

About 10% of men in the world are estimated to be gay.

Hmm.


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2014-05-01 10:36:06 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: patchvonbraun: rbuzby: NEWSFLASH

Penises are very small when not erect or semi erect.

Many penii do hang down a fair amount, even when not erect, if warm :) :)

About 10% of men in the world have the type of phallus that is near to the same size when flaccid as when it is erect, where as the rest have a phallus which is not the same size when flaccid as when it is erect.


I'm about 4" when not aroused, and it's warm.  Rather smaller when it's out in the cold :)
 
2014-05-01 01:40:20 PM  
The people here saying "but it wasn't erect" quite obviously didn't view the work in question.  It was.  There just wasn't much to it.
 
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