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(Stuff.co.nz)   Women are so horrified and disgusted by man pleasuring himself with a sex toy, leather whip and clothes peg they have to look "several times as they could not believe what they were seeing"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 49
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2014-04-30 06:41:30 PM
The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?
 
2014-04-30 07:15:13 PM

colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?


No. Her two friends enjoyed the show. They looked out the window several times and even made popcorn.
 
2014-04-30 07:22:50 PM
Close the window?
 
2014-04-30 07:23:25 PM
Take pictures?
 
2014-04-30 07:27:42 PM
I understand everything about the article except for ...

3.bp.blogspot.com

... why he was wearing a baklava on his head.
 
2014-04-30 08:01:22 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I understand everything about the article except for ...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x325]

... why he was wearing a baklava on his head.


To get his nuts off.
 
2014-04-30 08:08:01 PM
So peeping Toms (or Tammys) are victims?
 
2014-04-30 08:08:30 PM
The three would have had strokes, except for the window being closed.
 
2014-04-30 08:09:52 PM
Now that's dedication.
 
2014-04-30 08:11:25 PM
I'm guessing they were watching and giggling until he caught them.  Then they were all "disgusted".
 
2014-04-30 08:13:09 PM

colinspooky: does that not make it three victims?


The other two admitted to enjoying the show.
 
2014-04-30 08:14:14 PM
What she says she saw:

3.bp.blogspot.com

What she more likely saw:

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-04-30 08:14:58 PM

colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?


No, three spectators
 
2014-04-30 08:17:18 PM
No cell phone video?
 
2014-04-30 08:18:18 PM
Sounds like the start of a good weekend to me.

/i've always wanted to try baklava
 
2014-04-30 08:19:24 PM
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-30 08:20:55 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-30 08:20:59 PM

mjjt: [i61.tinypic.com image 850x625]


Sitting here masturbating
 
2014-04-30 08:21:32 PM

BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators


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2014-04-30 08:23:19 PM
I bet he was singing his favorite song, When I think about me I touch myself
 
2014-04-30 08:23:39 PM
I thought the dirtbags were in Australia, mate.
 
2014-04-30 08:26:25 PM

Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

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img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 08:29:02 PM
Why don't I have neighbors like this?!?

I promise to be very, very disgusted.

So very disgusted.
 
2014-04-30 08:30:42 PM

BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

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[img.fark.net image 292x173]


no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me
 
2014-04-30 08:33:04 PM
"He regretted that his behaviour offended the victim."

Yeah, I can't believe she didn't phone him and ask him out on a date. Romance is dead
 
2014-04-30 08:35:38 PM
Judge O'Driscoll ordered a victim impact and pre-sentence reports.

lt.rtsports.com
 
2014-04-30 08:37:11 PM

maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me


Dicktater
 
2014-04-30 08:41:24 PM
These Shepard Smith stories are already getting tiresome....
 
2014-04-30 08:42:14 PM
Now I don't feel so bad for momentarily misreading what he had on his head, suffering through the ridiculous picture that formed in my head, pondering what that was all about, and then realizing how simultaneously hilarious yet mildly embarrassing my mistake was.
 
2014-04-30 08:45:54 PM
GET A JOB.
 
2014-04-30 08:46:43 PM

maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me


You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.
 
2014-04-30 08:48:37 PM

lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.


Indeed
 
2014-04-30 08:51:14 PM

lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.


Just had a thought...... Is that what they call a seed potato?
 
2014-04-30 09:02:36 PM

BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.

Just had a thought...... Is that what they call a seed potato?


It's a seed potato once it grows an eye.....*giggle fit*.....................................................the "eyes" are cut out ( o_O ) and planted to grow more potatoes.

/spiked, for her pleas....oh I can't
 
2014-04-30 09:04:40 PM

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.

Just had a thought...... Is that what they call a seed potato?

It's a seed potato once it grows an eye.....*giggle fit*.....................................................the "eyes" are cut out ( o_O ) and planted to grow more potatoes.

/spiked, for her pleas....oh I can't


Can it look at you?
 
2014-04-30 09:43:07 PM

BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.

Just had a thought...... Is that what they call a seed potato?

It's a seed potato once it grows an eye.....*giggle fit*.....................................................the "eyes" are cut out ( o_O ) and planted to grow more potatoes.

/spiked, for her pleas....oh I can't

Can it look at you?


shhhh, not sure.
 
2014-04-30 09:49:38 PM

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: maltedmothball: BluVeinThrobber: Billy Liar: BluVeinThrobber: colinspooky: The victim and her two friends look out the kitchen window several times as they could not believe what they were seeing ------ does that not make it three victims?

No, three spectators

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225][ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x225]

[img.fark.net image 292x173]

no no thats some other kind of tater...

/that a potato in your pocket or you just happy to see me

You say potato, I say potaaaaahhhhhhhto.

Just had a thought...... Is that what they call a seed potato?

It's a seed potato once it grows an eye.....*giggle fit*.....................................................the "eyes" are cut out ( o_O ) and planted to grow more potatoes.

/spiked, for her pleas....oh I can't

Can it look at you?

shhhh, not sure.


Mums the word

/favorited
 
2014-04-30 09:51:59 PM

Danger Avoid Death: I understand everything about the article except for ...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x325]

... why he was wearing a baklava on his head.


so he  could have chin nuts
 
2014-04-30 10:14:21 PM
If a woman was doing it, it would be considered hot.
 
2014-04-30 10:48:17 PM

AliceBToklasLives: So peeping Toms (or Tammys) are victims?


This.

Pull the shades, dimwits. Make him try harder.
 
2014-04-30 10:50:38 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: If a woman was doing it, it would be considered hot.


That depends on the performer or the spectators.

There are a lot of women I don't want to look at even in burqas.
 
2014-04-30 11:36:04 PM
A sex toy? As in the singular?

Farking wimp.
 
2014-04-30 11:50:26 PM

"Heh. Thanks to this balaclava, they will never know that it was I, Martin Burley, their next-door neighbor, going to town in front of the picture window in my house, next door! Genius! Now, where did I put those clothespins..."

 
2014-04-30 11:51:07 PM
Joel Peter Witkin?
 
2014-04-30 11:58:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: Why don't I have neighbors like this?!?

I promise to be very, very disgusted.

So very disgusted.


Well hello, neighbor.
 
2014-04-30 11:59:26 PM
Everybody tries a dildo eventually.
 
2014-05-01 01:13:10 AM
Only *one* clothes pin?

Amateur.

/dnrtfa...yet
 
2014-05-01 02:56:22 AM

wyldkard: What she says she saw:



What she more likely saw:


Bring out the gimp!
 
2014-05-01 07:52:31 AM
So, performance art is now illegal?
 
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