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(Politico)   John Boehner undergoes "minor, unscheduled" medical procedure to address "recurring back problems," after repeated complaints from the Tea Party that he had no spine   (politico.com) divider line 48
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2014-04-30 07:15:57 PM
Michael Steel, his spokesman

Man what I wouldn't give to have this dude be his spokesman
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2014-04-30 07:24:27 PM
So they're saying he's yellow?
 
2014-04-30 07:31:39 PM
Hes at Betty Ford.
 
2014-04-30 07:38:08 PM
Surgery.  Must be the pits.
 
2014-04-30 07:40:05 PM
I'm sure Boehner will spring back.
 
2014-04-30 07:43:11 PM
What, they removed his head from his ass?
 
2014-04-30 08:00:29 PM
He's going to need serious rehab time in a tanning bed with a whiskey iv.
 
2014-04-30 08:23:16 PM
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Probably came home to find his son treating his body like an amusement park.

/my back,  my back!
 
2014-04-30 08:39:38 PM

Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?


More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.
 
2014-04-30 08:40:09 PM
The surgeons are going to make their mark on that old crow. Old grand dad will retire back to his cottage on Knob Creek like he did in early times.

By Jim he'll beam with confidence once he's back on his feet. The ol eagle will be in rare form, I suspect. I imagine we'll see that fighting cock back on the Hill faster than you think.

You'd have to put a bulleit in him, I suspect with some kind of double barrel shotgun, to keep that wild turkey from taking back the Speakership faster than you can let cry the old rebel yell.
 
2014-04-30 08:42:43 PM

spongeboob: Michael Steel, his spokesman

Man what I wouldn't give to have this dude be his spokesman
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Boehner got back!

Problems!
 
2014-04-30 08:48:52 PM

whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?

More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.


The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.
 
2014-04-30 08:51:34 PM
A pain in his ass?
 
2014-04-30 08:54:52 PM

Danger Avoid Death: whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?

More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.

The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.


There are several billion reasons why that's unlikely to happen immediately.
 
2014-04-30 08:58:32 PM
Gonna play hell with his golf game right as the season warms up
 
2014-04-30 08:58:33 PM

bdub77: The surgeons are going to make their mark on that old crow. Old grand dad will retire back to his cottage on Knob Creek like he did in early times.

By Jim he'll beam with confidence once he's back on his feet. The ol eagle will be in rare form, I suspect. I imagine we'll see that fighting cock back on the Hill faster than you think.

You'd have to put a bulleit in him, I suspect with some kind of double barrel shotgun, to keep that wild turkey from taking back the Speakership faster than you can let cry the old rebel yell.



I really missed this game you magnificent bastage.
/did I miss any?
 
2014-04-30 09:02:04 PM
Funny how he is not bringing up the chance to vote out the sweet government healthcare that will pay for his surgery.
 
2014-04-30 09:03:40 PM

Petey4335: I really missed this game you magnificent bastage.
/did I miss any?


pretty good start. :)
 
2014-04-30 09:04:43 PM
Aw, gee, John - what happened? You invited the baboons into the drawing room, and they shiat on the carpet, and wiped their asses on the drapes?
What did you expect, you dumb motherf**ker?
 
2014-04-30 09:08:03 PM
I hope it's not kidney stones. Those are no joke.
 
2014-04-30 09:10:07 PM
Sort of a threadjack, but related:  I've lived in southwest Ohio for almost twenty years.  I haven't heard seen or heard a single Boehner campaign ad in all the time I've lived here, until last week when they started airing rather frequently on the local conservative AM radio stations: mostly on WHIO, but also on WLW.

His office's internal polling numbers must indicate a credible threat from Tea Party challengers in next week's primary.  Interesting times.
 
2014-04-30 09:16:44 PM
Removing his tear ducts so he's not constantly bawling like a newborn?
 
2014-04-30 09:28:56 PM
No spine? Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner single-handedly shut down the US Government from Oct 1st to 17th because he wouldn't allow a floor vote on a bill that everyone could agree on.

That's a huge spine and a pair of brass balls, whether you agree with him or not.
 
2014-04-30 09:31:36 PM
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2014-04-30 09:31:45 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I hope it's not kidney stones. Those are no joke.


This is Boehner we're talking about.  With his stoic temperament, I'd bet he could pass those suckers without shedding a single tear.
 
2014-04-30 09:35:13 PM

sendtodave: thismomentinblackhistory: I hope it's not kidney stones. Those are no joke.

This is Boehner we're talking about.  With his stoic temperament, I'd bet he could pass those suckers without shedding a single tear.


I never had 'em but Bow has. God...I almost mercy killed him.
 
2014-04-30 09:38:22 PM
Hey look the ACA Deathpanels found a donor!


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2014-04-30 09:38:26 PM

Danger Avoid Death: whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?

More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.

The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.


What did the Hare Krishnas ever do wrong?

/rama rama
//ding ding
 
2014-04-30 09:38:26 PM

Brick-House: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x418]


Hey, I tough you only did memes making fun of libruls.
 
2014-04-30 09:41:16 PM

whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?

More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.

The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.

There are several billion reasons why that's unlikely to happen immediately.


It's happening here in Idaho. The moderate old-guard Republicans, led by the Governor, are making a concerted effort to primary the lunatics out of power. Apparently there was just too much potato even for Idaho.
 
2014-04-30 09:42:17 PM
Someone finally managed to pull the stick out of his ass?
 
2014-04-30 09:50:18 PM

revrendjim: whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: whistleridge: Danger Avoid Death: What, they removed his head from his ass?

More like from his palm. Can you imagine what an incredible pain in the ass his job is? I mean, I farking hate the Tea Party, and I only have to read about them every now and then. That poor suffering bastard has to deal with their derp on a daily basis, in person. Sure, he's an uber-conservative obstructionist chain smoking hard drinking ass, but at least he understands the system. I wouldn't wish his job on Dick Cheney's rotting corpse.

The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.

There are several billion reasons why that's unlikely to happen immediately.

It's happening here in Idaho. The moderate old-guard Republicans, led by the Governor, are making a concerted effort to primary the lunatics out of power. Apparently there was just too much potato even for Idaho.


Yeah, the tide is turning. But with that kind of money, it will take 2-3 election cycles at a minimum to really wane away. Hell, it took Palin six years to become totally irrelevant and she's both an idiot and has never been in Congress.
 
2014-04-30 09:59:53 PM

spongeboob: Michael Steel, his spokesman

Man what I wouldn't give to have this dude be his spokesman


I thought that was Herman Cain. Oops.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:39 PM

Petey4335: bdub77: The surgeons are going to make their mark on that old crow. Old grand dad will retire back to his cottage on Knob Creek like he did in early times.

By Jim he'll beam with confidence once he's back on his feet. The ol eagle will be in rare form, I suspect. I imagine we'll see that fighting cock back on the Hill faster than you think.

You'd have to put a bulleit in him, I suspect with some kind of double barrel shotgun, to keep that wild turkey from taking back the Speakership faster than you can let cry the old rebel yell.


I really missed this game you magnificent bastage.
/did I miss any?


These.
 
2014-04-30 10:34:13 PM

common sense is an oxymoron: Petey4335: bdub77: The surgeons are going to make their mark on that old crow. Old grand dad will retire back to his cottage on Knob Creek like he did in early times.

By Jim he'll beam with confidence once he's back on his feet. The ol eagle will be in rare form, I suspect. I imagine we'll see that fighting cock back on the Hill faster than you think.

You'd have to put a bulleit in him, I suspect with some kind of double barrel shotgun, to keep that wild turkey from taking back the Speakership faster than you can let cry the old rebel yell.


I really missed this game you magnificent bastage.
/did I miss any?

These.


Also missed Eagle Rare. Which is a wonderful bourbon, BTW, though the ridiculously tall bottle is annoying as fark. Some of us have to put these things on shelves.
 
2014-04-30 11:12:01 PM

sendtodave: Brick-House: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x418]

Hey, I tough you only did memes making fun of libruls.


B-H thinks he's a RINO now. Boehner eventually caved and allowed a vote on a bipartisan budget. In B-H's mind, the government should still be shut down.
 
2014-05-01 12:00:25 AM
Some doc should check his liver.
 
2014-05-01 12:21:54 AM
He better hope he is heavily medicated in the hospital. Because the DTs are gonna kick in real quickly.
 
2014-05-01 01:28:13 AM
Remember, this man wants to deny health insurance to millions of us.
 
2014-05-01 03:06:31 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: I hope it's not kidney stones. Those are no joke.


Yes.

And that's why I hope he has several, in each urethra. Big ones, with lots of sharp points.
 
2014-05-01 04:27:21 AM

Delay: Some doc should check his liver.


What liver?
 
2014-05-01 06:46:19 AM
You know, normally, I'd stow the petty politics and wish him well, but after the last six years, fark this guy. He and his party are actively trying to fark over people like me to score political points.

fark him and the GOP.
 
2014-05-01 07:20:17 AM

ReverendJynxed: Someone finally managed to pull the stick out of his ass?


Yeah, and the resulting *POP* could be heard for blocks in all directions.
 
2014-05-01 07:44:32 AM

Danger Avoid Death: The RNC should grow a set of balls and kick the Teabaggers out of the party and make them form their own damned party. Then we can just ignore the damned Teabaggers like we do Libertarians and Hare Krishnas.


How does a party kick out it's base?

The Teabaggers won't go away, the Teabag branding will.
 
2014-05-01 09:49:02 AM

vernonFL: Hes at Betty Ford.


He's holding a full glass even in his campaign ads.
 
2014-05-01 10:02:13 AM

vernonFL: Hes at Betty Ford.


Reporter: John, is the glass half full or half empty?
Boehner: Doesn't matter.  It's time for a refill.
 
2014-05-01 11:27:09 AM

Gyrfalcon: thismomentinblackhistory: I hope it's not kidney stones. Those are no joke.

Yes.

And that's why I hope he has several, in each urethra. Big ones, with lots of sharp points.


I think you meant ureter, which drains each kidney into the bladder.  Most people have one urethra.

Though it wouldn't surprise me to hear that God gave Boehner a double dose of dick.
 
2014-05-01 11:50:51 AM
Boehner, the man with two urethras.

One on one end, one on the other end.

Hm, yah, that sounds about right.

/trickle
 
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