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(Al Jazeera)   Need more than one condom? New York thinks you're a hooker   (america.aljazeera.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, New York, New York City Council, Trina Vuitton, sex workers, stop and frisk  
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3136 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Apr 2014 at 5:51 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-30 06:28:34 PM  
6 votes:
I'm pretty sure this fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate...

i.imgur.com
2014-04-30 06:01:31 PM  
3 votes:

Slaxl: lockers: Last time I read something about it, condom use is extremely low among hookers.

Sure, "read"... Find better hookers.


Better? Sounds like he's already frequenting the best!
2014-04-30 07:12:54 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: What does owning more than one bulletproof vest make you?


T.J. Hooker
2014-04-30 06:21:57 PM  
2 votes:

socodog: NYC.  LIberal paradise.


'Bagger, please.
2014-04-30 04:34:38 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, New York. Where they're so worried about your health that they try to tell you how much soda you can buy, but if you're carrying more than one condom you're considered a criminal.

So what happens if someone walks down to the corner store and buys a whole box of condoms? Do they call in SWAT?
2014-05-01 08:49:24 AM  
1 vote:
I got some extra ones to give away. I don't need them, I'm married.
2014-05-01 12:52:08 AM  
1 vote:
Are you kidding me? It usually takes me like eight of them before I can finally get one turned around the right direction and put on properly.

I always end up stumbling around the room with one half stuck on one foot and another half-wrapped around my head trying desperately to not fall over and bang my head on the end table and suffocating again.

I'm not good with sex stuff.
2014-04-30 11:10:49 PM  
1 vote:

sendtodave: Orange-Pippin: sendtodave: Pokey.Clyde: Ah, New York.

That's all that needs to be said.

Nanny state.

Ugh. New York is a big state. The "west village" from TFA is in NYC. And before you start, the soda thing was NYC, e-cig bans mainly NYC.... NYC is not "all of New York."

According to farkers from NYC, NYC is the only New York that matters.


The only people who care that NYC is not "all of New York" are the hillbillies who live in the hills between the Bronx and Quebec.
2014-04-30 08:32:04 PM  
1 vote:
Why isn't this article under the Business tab?
2014-04-30 08:10:18 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes you need a lot more

Huh image is too big?

ok see it here  http://www.talkingeasy.com/meaning/condoms.html
2014-04-30 08:06:58 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: socodog: NYC.  LIberal paradise.

That's sarcasm I assume.


Cops are dicks because liberals. Sounds legit.
2014-04-30 07:12:13 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: What does owning more than one bulletproof vest make you?


A mall ninja.  Read.  It's hilarious.
2014-04-30 07:04:48 PM  
1 vote:

Wooly Bully: sendtodave: Pokey.Clyde: Ah, New York.

That's all that needs to be said.

Nanny state.

Did anyone read the article? Some NYC cops have been doing f*cked-up sh*t (news flash: cops are often assholes, and not just in NYC), and apparently the city's going to do something about it. That's good.


Yeah, but this particular PD has a national reputation (see recent Twitter fiasco) of being abusive assholes. That's bad.
2014-04-30 06:31:55 PM  
1 vote:

sendtodave: Pokey.Clyde: Ah, New York.

That's all that needs to be said.

Nanny state.


Did anyone read the article? Some NYC cops have been doing f*cked-up sh*t (news flash: cops are often assholes, and not just in NYC), and apparently the city's going to do something about it. That's good.
2014-04-30 06:23:23 PM  
1 vote:
If the first one breaks, God wants you to get pregnant/die of AIDS. Don't fight it.
2014-04-30 05:24:10 PM  
1 vote:

lockers: Last time I read something about it, condom use is extremely low among hookers.


Sure, "read"... Find better hookers.
2014-04-30 05:05:39 PM  
1 vote:
What does owning more than one bulletproof vest make you?
 
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