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(The Raw Story)   From the "20 years ago? that would have been kinda hot" file: Glenn Beck says Hillary Clinton would "have lesbian sex on a desk in the Oval Office to support gay marriage" if it would help her get elected   (rawstory.com) divider line 138
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2014-04-30 01:57:54 PM  
Meh.
 
2014-04-30 01:59:54 PM  
No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.
 
2014-04-30 02:04:53 PM  
Man, the Herpa Derpers sure do love that desk, don't they?
 
2014-04-30 02:09:10 PM  
But she would wear a suit while doing it so it's all fine.
 
2014-04-30 02:18:26 PM  
I like to think she had lesbian sex on a desk in the Oval Office just for its own sake.
 
2014-04-30 02:18:53 PM  
Translation: SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
 
2014-04-30 02:19:03 PM  
How about if she got Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker to have lesbian sex on the desk in the Oval Office.  I'm sure she'd get a lot of votes then.
 
2014-04-30 02:21:18 PM  
Their worst nightmare is coming true and Hillary will most likely take the White House in 2016, simply because there is nobody on the right whom the electorate don't find absolutely vile. It's funny watching them flail about, screaming their little, empty heads off.

Hillary 2016 -- Who else are you going to vote for?

That should be her campaign slogan.
 
2014-04-30 02:24:36 PM  
A Clinton allegedly having sex in the Oval Office?

Repeat.

// although the tenses make it weird
// "pre-allegedly willan-on sexen-have Oval Office upon desk-itude"?
 
2014-04-30 02:26:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Their worst nightmare is coming true and Hillary will most likely take the White House in 2016, simply because there is nobody on the right whom the electorate don't find absolutely vile. It's funny watching them flail about, screaming their little, empty heads off.


Well, to be fair, they might be able to field a viable candidate if they didn't continually focus on shooting each other in the back over ideological purity instead.

Obsessing about raping women doesn't help either.
 
2014-04-30 02:36:03 PM  
There's at least two people in this thread I want to hug right now.

/no homo
 
2014-04-30 02:36:52 PM  
40 years ago this  media.tumblr.com might have made my pants feel funny...
 
2014-04-30 02:38:41 PM  

Cyberluddite: No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.


C'mon, you couldn't rub one out to Hillary and Monica Lewinsky wearing each other like feedbags while Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders stood in the background offering a play by play account of the proceedings?
 
2014-04-30 02:39:21 PM  

Cyberluddite: No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.


This
 
2014-04-30 02:41:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Cyberluddite: No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.

C'mon, you couldn't rub one out to Hillary and Monica Lewinsky wearing each other like feedbags while Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders stood in the background offering a play by play account of the proceedings?


themidnightalliance.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-30 02:43:49 PM  
Glen, "Hillary *fap fap fap* will get on the desk *fap fap fap* spread her legs *fap fap fap*  and have some hot young intern *fap fap fap*  slowly explore her folds with her slender girly fingers. *fap fap fap*  The intern will slowly kiss her thighs, *fap fap fap*  inhaling her musky scent, *fap fap fap*  and ever so gently part her lips with her tongue.  *fap fap fap*  Oooooooooooooooooooo, what was I talking about?"
 
2014-04-30 02:47:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Cyberluddite: No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.

C'mon, you couldn't rub one out to Hillary and Monica Lewinsky wearing each other like feedbags while Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders stood in the background offering a play by play account of the proceedings?


files.sharenator.com
 
2014-04-30 02:48:11 PM  
20 years ago was 4 years after Glenn Beck raped a mudered a woman.
 
2014-04-30 02:49:09 PM  

vernonFL: 20 years ago was 4 years after Glenn Beck raped a mudered a woman.


You forgot "allegedly" and now he's going to sue you.
 
2014-04-30 02:55:41 PM  
I'd have thought it was in May that he'd be pushing for higher ratings.  Was the thought of Hillary Clinton having lesbian sex so titillating that he couldn't wait a couple of days to put it out there?
 
2014-04-30 02:58:07 PM  

vernonFL: 20 years ago was 4 years after Glenn Beck raped a mudered a woman.


he helped a woman run well on a wet track?
 
2014-04-30 03:03:48 PM  
wonkette.com

potato
 
2014-04-30 03:05:51 PM  
are we all forgetting the Huma Abedin factor? (Anthony Weiner's wife a rumored to be Hillary's squeeze)

might not be so bad:

dancingczars.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-30 03:07:55 PM  
There are now 3 people I want to hug.

/no homo
 
2014-04-30 03:09:38 PM  
I remember her 20 years ago.  GO FURTHER!
 
2014-04-30 03:09:39 PM  
I think it's time for Drew to nuke the politics thread again.

It's the only way to be sure.  Again.
 
2014-04-30 03:09:47 PM  
Wow calling people homo. What high level of political discussion.

Up with those in the past who used to call people "N'er lovers".
 
2014-04-30 03:10:14 PM  
Er, tab.  Whatever.
 
2014-04-30 03:14:22 PM  
Looks like Glenn Beck will say anything to get erected.
 
2014-04-30 03:14:57 PM  
So the problem is what exactly?
 
2014-04-30 03:15:30 PM  

Cyberluddite: No, it wouldn't have been hot 20 years ago either.


20 years ago, no but there was a time...

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-04-30 03:15:49 PM  
Sarah Palin would have sex with a moose in the oval office to support moose farking. Makes about as much sense and is almost as hot.
 
2014-04-30 03:16:21 PM  
This thread is just too damn outrageous.
 
2014-04-30 03:16:36 PM  
Yet she won't even run. What a weirdo, right Glenn?
 
2014-04-30 03:17:47 PM  

Rev.K: There are now 3 people I want to hug.

/no homo


You can hug me. I'm a girl so it wouldn't be gay.


In regard to TFA, Glenn Beck is phoning it in again, I see. What a fertile imagination he has.


/really a girl, not internet "girl"
//not that there's anything wrong with gay.
 
2014-04-30 03:19:20 PM  

ManateeGag: How about if she got Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker to have lesbian sex on the desk in the Oval Office.  I'm sure she'd get a lot of votes then.


ManateeGag for President!
 
2014-04-30 03:19:55 PM  
Taco thread?
upload.wikimedia.org
Taco thread.
 
2014-04-30 03:20:19 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Deep in mah heart, she will forever be Ms. Floppy Fun-bags.
 
2014-04-30 03:20:41 PM  

FarkedOver: This thread is just too damn outrageous.


I blame Jem or Batman: Brave & The Bold Aquaman.
 
2014-04-30 03:23:08 PM  
Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace are the same person. Ya'll know that right?
 
2014-04-30 03:23:52 PM  

Dr Dreidel: A Clinton allegedly having sex in the Oval Office?

Repeat.

// although the tenses make it weird
// "pre-allegedly willan-on sexen-have Oval Office upon desk-itude"?


Sometimes even prophets have little things crop up to make them late.
 
2014-04-30 03:24:29 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x624]

Deep in mah heart, she will forever be Ms. Floppy Fun-bags.


*sort of want.jpg*
 
2014-04-30 03:24:41 PM  
Maybe 40 years ago.
 
2014-04-30 03:24:54 PM  

MJMaloney187: Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace are the same person. Ya'll know that right?


Mrs. Derpfire?
 
2014-04-30 03:25:21 PM  

born_yesterday: TheShavingofOccam123: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x624]

Deep in mah heart, she will forever be Ms. Floppy Fun-bags.

*sort of want.jpg*


You would, just for the story.
 
2014-04-30 03:25:44 PM  
As a lib, I AM OUTRAGED BY THIS!

Oh wait, I'm not.

Not a lib, and not outraged

moderate
 
2014-04-30 03:26:08 PM  
I have never seen a group of people with such proclivity for discussing, thinking about and dwelling upon homosexual sex as the anti-homosexual far right. In fact, I have homosexual friends and neighbors who I spend time with, yet, if I'm thinking about gay sex, it's invariably because somebody on the right is desperately attempting to remind me how horrible and bad and evil and shameful it is.

I don't know if there's a market for gay romance novels, but if there is it's nothing short of a miracle that it hasn't been put out of business by how much competition the sector receives from the likes of Glenn Beck and the other far-right no-homo crusaders.

What I'm saying is, if I were gay I'd totally get off to Glenn Beck's voice.
 
2014-04-30 03:27:00 PM  

ManateeGag: How about if she got Kate Upton and Brooklyn Decker to have lesbian sex on the desk in the Oval Office.  I'm sure she'd get a lot of votes then.


www.corbisimages.com
 
2014-04-30 03:28:07 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-30 03:29:16 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Oh, so nobody here thinks power is sexy?  Not one of you finds power sexy?
 
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