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(Daily Mail)   Male model doing 80mph in a 30 zone totals house and Audi. Then annoys police by only being concerned about his looks ahead of fashion shoot. Oh yeah, his name is "Storm Burger"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 17
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2014-04-30 04:30:15 PM
2 votes:
To be fair to this guy, driving at speeds that high can be difficult when you can't turn left.
2014-04-30 06:28:32 PM
1 votes:

Witness99: There's no image for Storm Burger,


Confirmed.  However, after a GIS for "Storm Burger" I am very hungry.
2014-04-30 05:44:08 PM
1 votes:
So, was he really, really good-looking?
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2014-04-30 05:22:34 PM
1 votes:

DrBenway: bdub77: Concerns: The 21-year-old had to be cut out of the car, but on the way to hospital he asked an officer whether there were any serious injuries to his face

"Shh, just keep breathing this carbon monoxide, you'll be fine."

His self-esteem level is critical. Quick, someone pay him a condiment!


He was only speeding because he was running late and had to Catsup.
2014-04-30 04:59:24 PM
1 votes:
His name is now Douche Bagger.  Too bad the Audi sacrificed itself to keep him alive.
2014-04-30 04:44:38 PM
1 votes:
"Storm Burger was doing 80mph in a 30pm zone"

Given that the local speed limit was 30 Petameters, he didn't do anyhting wrong, but was actually moving very slowly.

/still a stupid name.
2014-04-30 04:20:07 PM
1 votes:
Storm Burger is the vegetarian delight that,  with a carefully blended recipe of proteins and complex carbs, causes explosive diarrhea and actually causes the diner to lose weight.
2014-04-30 04:14:08 PM
1 votes:
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Male model, escort, Burger addict.
2014-04-30 04:09:12 PM
1 votes:
Hey Storm Burger! Show us Blue Steel!
2014-04-30 04:02:23 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: There's a whole lot more to life than bring ridiculously good looking


But why male models?
2014-04-30 03:53:13 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: Concerns: The 21-year-old had to be cut out of the car, but on the way to hospital he asked an officer whether there were any serious injuries to his face

"Shh, just keep breathing this carbon monoxide, you'll be fine."


His self-esteem level is critical. Quick, someone pay him a condiment!
2014-04-30 03:29:05 PM
1 votes:
Go home, Storm Burger.  You're drunk fusion cuisine where you replace the hamburger roll with fried Ramen noodle cakes.

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2014-04-30 03:26:57 PM
1 votes:
Concerns: The 21-year-old had to be cut out of the car, but on the way to hospital he asked an officer whether there were any serious injuries to his face

"Shh, just keep breathing this carbon monoxide, you'll be fine."
2014-04-30 03:26:31 PM
1 votes:
He has nothing on Beef Supreme...


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2014-04-30 02:35:12 PM
1 votes:
Good God! Who in their right mind would ever saddle a poor kid with the name Storm!??!
2014-04-30 02:26:36 PM
1 votes:
But he only had 26 minutes to get there!
2014-04-30 02:21:49 PM
1 votes:
There's a whole lot more to life than bring ridiculously good looking
 
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