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(Daily Mail)   Male model doing 80mph in a 30 zone totals house and Audi. Then annoys police by only being concerned about his looks ahead of fashion shoot. Oh yeah, his name is "Storm Burger"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-04-30 03:54:25 PM  
2 votes:
Where are my Zoolander references?
2014-04-30 03:09:04 PM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: You'd expect a story on a male model to actually include photos of said model. A google search of "Storm Burger" pulls up a lot of pictures of burgers (and a restaurant named Storm's Burgers) and guys who I seriously doubt are in modeling.


Seriously. It's like the daily fail doesn't understand that male models should also be treated the same way as the women models.
2014-04-30 04:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
Why wouldn't he be concerned about his looks?  That's how he makes a living. Would we fault a pitcher for being concerned about his shoulder?
2014-04-30 04:43:34 PM  
1 votes:

Witness99: There's no image for Storm Burger, but here's Gabriel Burger, a 24 yo male model from Brazil!  They probably look similar.


Why do all msle models have only two expressions:

1. Sad eyes (as in this pic)
2. Constipated stare
2014-04-30 04:11:30 PM  
1 votes:
Why are there no pics of Storm Burger?  I can't determine the appropriate level of outrage until I see his pic.  TFA just has stupid pics of the damage, Durrr.
2014-04-30 04:11:00 PM  
1 votes:
Sounds like an ahole, hope he got a nose bleed and 2 black eyes. Looking at teh pictures it's a miracle he lived.
2014-04-30 04:03:36 PM  
1 votes:

UberDave: He has nothing on Beef Supreme...


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We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
2014-04-30 04:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: There's a whole lot more to life than bring ridiculously good looking


This is normally true.  But in this case, that's how he makes his living.  And he's gonna need money to pay all those fines.
2014-04-30 04:02:41 PM  
1 votes:
How the fark does someone even survive a crash like that?
2014-04-30 04:02:23 PM  
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: There's a whole lot more to life than bring ridiculously good looking


But why male models?
2014-04-30 03:53:13 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: Concerns: The 21-year-old had to be cut out of the car, but on the way to hospital he asked an officer whether there were any serious injuries to his face

"Shh, just keep breathing this carbon monoxide, you'll be fine."


His self-esteem level is critical. Quick, someone pay him a condiment!
2014-04-30 03:26:57 PM  
1 votes:
Concerns: The 21-year-old had to be cut out of the car, but on the way to hospital he asked an officer whether there were any serious injuries to his face

"Shh, just keep breathing this carbon monoxide, you'll be fine."
2014-04-30 02:35:13 PM  
1 votes:
You'd expect a story on a male model to actually include photos of said model. A google search of "Storm Burger" pulls up a lot of pictures of burgers (and a restaurant named Storm's Burgers) and guys who I seriously doubt are in modeling.
2014-04-30 02:26:36 PM  
1 votes:
But he only had 26 minutes to get there!
 
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