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2014-04-30 04:04:08 PM  
One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. 
A deaf policeman heard the noise 
and ran to save the two dead boys. 
And if you don't believe it's true, 
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
 
2014-04-30 04:05:03 PM  
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2014-04-30 04:05:36 PM  

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this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!
 
2014-04-30 04:05:38 PM  
Canada has bad gun laws? unpossible! they are a progressive paradise.
 
2014-04-30 04:05:57 PM  
Which one was the good guy with a gun?
 
2014-04-30 04:07:37 PM  

Shadi: Canada has bad gun laws? unpossible! they are a progressive paradise.


More proof that we need to ban guns.

 
2014-04-30 04:07:56 PM  

i45.tinypic.com

 
2014-04-30 04:09:16 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Which one was the good guy with a gun?


They're BOTH good guys, get it? The shooter is ALWAYS the good guy, especially when the opponent dies.
 
2014-04-30 04:10:13 PM  

busy chillin': One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. 
A deaf policeman heard the noise 
and ran to save the two dead boys. 
And if you don't believe it's true, 
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


I'm going to have to dig out a novel that has the older version of that aren't I...  it's a little darker I just can't remember the words off the top of my head.
 
2014-04-30 04:12:52 PM  

namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!


Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-30 04:14:51 PM  
Which one was the good guy with a gun?

There ain't no good guy. There ain't no bad guy. There's only you and me and we just *blam*
 
2014-04-30 04:15:23 PM  

cwolf20: busy chillin': One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. 
A deaf policeman heard the noise 
and ran to save the two dead boys. 
And if you don't believe it's true, 
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

I'm going to have to dig out a novel that has the older version of that aren't I...  it's a little darker I just can't remember the words off the top of my head.


Admissions free so pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor
No matter where you manage to sit,
the man in the balcony will certainly spit.
I thank you for your unkind attention,
and now present the next act:
The Four Corners of the Round Table!

/love that stuff
 
2014-04-30 04:19:22 PM  
Ah... It was a 21 year old and a 22 year old outside of a club, and they were both "known by the police". That explains quite a bit.


/oh the huge manatee!
 
2014-04-30 04:20:54 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Ego edo infantia cattus: Which one was the good guy with a gun?

They're BOTH good guys, get it? The shooter is ALWAYS the good guy, especially when the opponent dies.


Thats rule #2


Rule 1 : only shoot if you need to kill.

Rule 2:  make sure you kill the person so they don't tell the cops they were there to donate funds to the Red Cross.
 
2014-04-30 04:35:29 PM  

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Plus the above makes a lovely wavy pattern when you quote it. For me, that's enough proof that it's a great idea.
 
2014-04-30 04:39:10 PM  
Wow, this thread would have been four miles long already 8 months ago.  False dichotomy time: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
 
2014-04-30 04:58:15 PM  

busy chillin': One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. 
A deaf policeman heard the noise 
and ran to save the two dead boys. 
And if you don't believe it's true, 
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


I love you.
 
2014-04-30 05:08:05 PM  
Double on that Darwin Award !
 
2014-04-30 05:11:56 PM  

That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.


welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.
 
2014-04-30 05:12:04 PM  
This is what happens when concealed carry is allowed.
 
2014-04-30 05:22:58 PM  
NRA: Stand and Fight
 
2014-04-30 05:24:05 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.


What asswads that constantly have guns protecting them might look like:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-30 05:28:44 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.


Soo you're a sociopath?
 
2014-04-30 05:36:34 PM  

mschwenk: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

Soo you're a sociopath?


No, i'm more of a psychopath. If i felt the need to be constantly armed in public then maybe i'd be a neurotic sociopath. Like the vast majority of pants shiatting gun nuts on fark.
 
2014-04-30 05:43:49 PM  

That Guy Jeff: What asswads that constantly have guns protecting them might look like:


It's okay when WE do it, just not when YOU inferiors do it.

/kind of like free speech laws in the UK
//learned today that they only cover the House of Lords, while any other British citizen can be tossed in the dock for anything that gives offense
///thanks FARK
 
2014-04-30 05:47:07 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: mschwenk: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

Soo you're a sociopath?

No, i'm more of a psychopath. If i felt the need to be constantly armed in public then maybe i'd be a neurotic sociopath. Like the vast majority of pants shiatting gun nuts on fark.


You may be overestimating the nature of your mental illness. Have you considered the possibility that you are simply stupid?
 
2014-04-30 05:57:03 PM  

Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: mschwenk: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

Soo you're a sociopath?

No, i'm more of a psychopath. If i felt the need to be constantly armed in public then maybe i'd be a neurotic sociopath. Like the vast majority of pants shiatting gun nuts on fark.

You may be overestimating the nature of your mental illness. Have you considered the possibility that you are simply stupid?


Soooo...I take it yr a pants shiating gun nut.
 
2014-04-30 05:58:52 PM  
This was probably a good thing. The location wasn't the best, but these gun-toting turds were going to die by the gun eventually.
 
2014-04-30 05:59:19 PM  
Hey nice gun. Can I have it? Looks like your done with it. Bye bye
 
2014-04-30 06:02:13 PM  

Dimensio: This is what happens when concealed carry is allowed.


There are very few people "known to the police" that are allowed to carry concealed outside of the politically connected, wealthy donors or celebrities. However there are not enough police in the world or jails or courts to stop them despite 20,000+ laws against it in the US. I suspect that the same is true in Canada. On the plus side, neither of them had a distinct advantage or one of them would still be on the streets able to commit violence against someone else.
 
2014-04-30 06:05:13 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: mschwenk: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

Soo you're a sociopath?

No, i'm more of a psychopath. If i felt the need to be constantly armed in public then maybe i'd be a neurotic sociopath. Like the vast majority of pants shiatting gun nuts on fark.


I see you have the same low opinion of the Brady Bunch that the rest of us have.
 
2014-04-30 06:15:31 PM  
Oh it's Canada.  Who cares.
 
2014-04-30 06:16:50 PM  

That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.


Indeed.  At least the Romans built arenas for this sort of thing.
 
2014-04-30 06:21:42 PM  

ex-nuke: Serious Post on Serious Thread: mschwenk: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

Soo you're a sociopath?

No, i'm more of a psychopath. If i felt the need to be constantly armed in public then maybe i'd be a neurotic sociopath. Like the vast majority of pants shiatting gun nuts on fark.

I see you have the same low opinion of the Brady Bunch that the rest of us have.


Oh jesus, yr one of those. You figured out how to post outside facebook i see. Crap.

Yeah, i totes hate a guy crippled for life by gun violence cause he advocates for firearms regulation! You are such a manly man hero for figuring out how to lube up and stroke a hard round object that is used to launch a load.
 
2014-04-30 06:27:46 PM  
"Chestnut-Reddick suffered three gunshot wounds and Khan seven."

Now them's real fellahs!
 
2014-04-30 06:31:20 PM  

Mouser: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

Indeed.  At least the Romans built arenas for this sort of thing.


I would quit my job and empty bank account and devote all of my time, labor and resources to the creation of such an arena if we could could round up all the concealed carry crazies and let them stand their ground to the bitter end for the amusement of the rest of non scared shiatless by life humans.
 
2014-04-30 06:31:48 PM  
THE ARISIOCRATS!!!

Seriously, sons, I am disappoint.
 
2014-04-30 06:37:34 PM  

busy chillin': One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


Beautiful man, but you forgot the intro (at least this is the one I learned)

Ladies and Gentlemen
Hobos and Tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitos
and bow-legged ants

I come here before you
to stand behind you,
to tell you a story
I know nothing about
 
2014-04-30 07:00:41 PM  

Tatterdemalian: /kind of like free speech laws in the UK
//learned today that they only cover the House of Lords, while any other British citizen can be tossed in the dock for anything that gives offense


LOL
the UK doesnt have free speech, few countries do
proof? how many countries allow a citizen to desecrate their own flag?
US as a freedom of speech
ooo UK doesnt expliciitly have a flag desecration law, but breach of the peace ...
 
2014-04-30 07:12:54 PM  

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It already is a trend.  It's been a trend for, uh, quite some time now.

i.cbc.ca
 
2014-04-30 08:15:25 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
RIP

top50sf.files.wordpress.com
Also RIP
 
2014-04-30 08:19:48 PM  
Funny thing about the "reasonable doubt" standard - if the only witnesses to a violent confrontation are the participants, it's entirely possible that both sides could show a reasonable doubt that the other was the aggressor. You could even have a situation where either party could kill the other and be acquitted on grounds of self-defense.
 
2014-04-30 08:26:59 PM  
Self defense is overrated.
 
2014-04-30 08:52:16 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Mouser: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

Indeed.  At least the Romans built arenas for this sort of thing.

I would quit my job and empty bank account and devote all of my time, labor and resources to the creation of such an arena if we could could round up all the concealed carry crazies and let them stand their ground to the bitter end for the amusement of the rest of non scared shiatless by life humans.


I believe that my initial suggestion was accurate: you are, in fact, stupid.
 
2014-04-30 08:58:09 PM  

Dimensio: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Mouser: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

Indeed.  At least the Romans built arenas for this sort of thing.

I would quit my job and empty bank account and devote all of my time, labor and resources to the creation of such an arena if we could could round up all the concealed carry crazies and let them stand their ground to the bitter end for the amusement of the rest of non scared shiatless by life humans.

I believe that my initial suggestion was accurate: you are, in fact, stupid.


Stupid like a fox!
 
2014-04-30 10:12:33 PM  
They bring a gun, you bring a gun...that's the Toronto way.

/it's only polite
 
2014-04-30 10:26:09 PM  

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It already is a trend.  It's been a trend for, uh, quite some time now.

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yeah you racist lying filth pig, that'd never happen with white people!

i1159.photobucket.com

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/01/nyregion/new-york-city-officer-is- ar rested-in-shooting-of-a-motorist-in-westchester-county.html?_r=0
 
2014-05-01 12:40:15 AM  

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It already is a trend.  It's been a trend for, uh, quite some time now.

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yeah you racist lying filth pig, that'd never happen with white people!


Whoa biatch, slow down with those accusations of racism.  I'm not the one celebrating black people killing each other -- that was you.

Not sure how the cop is relevant, though I'll agree that a lot more gun gun control is needed when it comes to cops.
 
2014-05-01 04:11:17 AM  
Two bros converged in a mellow hood,    
And sorry they could not coexist    
near one another, long they stood    
each staring down as long they could    
until they found they needed fists  
 
Both members of this deadlocked pair    
each standing ground, each making claim,
they drew their guns into the air,    
since 'standing ground' was custom there,    
which forced them both to taking aim...
 
And both that morning equally lay    
two bodies fallen, cold and slack    
Both standing ground another day!    
Yet knowing what the papers say,    
It's all okay since they were black.
 
I shall be telling this with a sigh    
Somewhere ages and ages hence:    
Two bros converged in a wood, and I-    
I watched them stand their ground and die,    
And that has made all the difference.
 
2014-05-01 04:33:16 AM  

That Guy Jeff: Serious Post on Serious Thread: That Guy Jeff: namatad: Please let this be a trend. Please let t ...


this this and MORE THIS

we need to ENCOURAGE this behaviour in the US !!

Like in LA! Just gang members shooting each other over petty conflicts all the time! What a great thing to wish for, you are truly a decent human being.

welcometofark.jpg

Also, if you're such an asswad u feel the need to constantly roam around armed, then yes, i hope u and another shiatizen stand your ground to hell out of one another smart guy. Your dog whistle racist bs aside, i dont care if your 'gang' uniform is a red bandana, a white hood, or a cammo coat. STAND YOUR GROUND TO HELL.

What asswads that constantly have guns protecting them might look like:
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The thing is that that's a guy who is a prized target for thousands of people around the planet, who receives more death threats than anyone, and whose assassination could cause serious global problems. And the people with guns are not just protecting the person, but also the idea of the precidency and everything it represents.
 
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