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(MLive.com)   Magic Johnson tells high school student he needs to ask more questions and find a mentor. Student takes advice immediately   (mlive.com) divider line 24
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2014-04-30 03:57:27 PM  
Speaking of Magic, since the context of racist-racey-mcracisiest guy was that he didn't want her showing up to his stadium with her black boyfriends, I wonder how Mrs. Magic Johnson feels about that.
 
2014-04-30 03:58:01 PM  
Magic Johnson is so cool, he's HIV free.
 
2014-04-30 03:58:29 PM  
Factual or not, I laughed at the Weeners on the article explaining that this kid can't go due to NCAA rule violations if he did.
 
2014-04-30 03:58:30 PM  
That was positively heart warming.
 
2014-04-30 04:06:58 PM  
I'm guessing his first piece of advice was to wear a condon.
 
2014-04-30 04:07:22 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Factual or not, I laughed at the Weeners on the article explaining that this kid can't go due to NCAA rule violations if he did.


It sounds reeeeeeeeeeeealy plausible...
 
2014-04-30 04:07:40 PM  
It blows my mind that Johnson is still alive. I remember hearing he was infected by HIV, which generally killed within 10 years. 22 years later he's still going strong.
 
2014-04-30 04:08:55 PM  
Look if you want to fark him, fine but could you not broadcast it to the world?
 
2014-04-30 04:09:06 PM  

CivicMindedFive: Speaking of Magic, since the context of racist-racey-mcracisiest guy was that he didn't want her showing up to his stadium with her black boyfriends, I wonder how Mrs. Magic Johnson feels about that.


As far as what's been reported, she's not Magic's girlfriend. It was a random fan photo. There was one with Matt Kemp, as well. Sterling made the assumption that she was sleeping with these guys.
 
2014-04-30 04:11:27 PM  
My mentor was Gary Busey. And that's why buffalo accordion six-pack jumbo McDuffy partition sesquicentennial incorporated.
 
2014-04-30 04:18:19 PM  
Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.
 
2014-04-30 04:39:27 PM  

That Guy Jeff: Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.



If there were a chart that listed the wrongness of things in life.   Where would making a racist remark go and where would cheating on your wife go?
 
2014-04-30 04:50:22 PM  

Calamityfox: That Guy Jeff: Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.


If there were a chart that listed the wrongness of things in life.   Where would making a racist remark go and where would cheating on your wife go?


Both are pretty vile. Why?
 
2014-04-30 05:03:02 PM  
"I want to major in biology because I love outdoor things, Discovery Channel-type things," Addison said. "But I have good communication skills, so I could go into business."

How can people still say stuff like this? Is he aiming for the gutter?
 
2014-04-30 05:57:37 PM  

dv-ous: Calamityfox: That Guy Jeff: Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.


If there were a chart that listed the wrongness of things in life.   Where would making a racist remark go and where would cheating on your wife go?

Both are pretty vile. Why?



MJ Is a hero, Clippers owner is a villian...
 
2014-04-30 06:28:03 PM  

dv-ous: Calamityfox: That Guy Jeff: Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.


If there were a chart that listed the wrongness of things in life.   Where would making a racist remark go and where would cheating on your wife go?

Both are pretty vile. Why?


Hey this can be fun!  So saying a racist thing about Kim Jong Un vs  Cheating on your spouse with Salma Hayak?
 
2014-04-30 06:45:32 PM  
Aint nothing magic about his Johnson.
 
2014-04-30 07:00:10 PM  

RyansPrivates: dv-ous: Calamityfox: That Guy Jeff: Hmm. Dude cheats on his wife and gets HIV. Sounds like a GREAT role model.


If there were a chart that listed the wrongness of things in life.   Where would making a racist remark go and where would cheating on your wife go?

Both are pretty vile. Why?

Hey this can be fun!  So saying a racist thing about Kim Jong Un vs  Cheating on your spouse with Salma Hayak?


If I had the opportunity to bang Salma Hayak, I think my wife would give me a high five, followed by a BJ to see if she could taste any residuals.
 
2014-04-30 07:07:37 PM  
I believe the proper term is 'ax'.
 
2014-04-30 07:39:33 PM  

Exception Collection: It blows my mind that Johnson is still alive. I remember hearing he was infected by HIV, which generally killed within 10 years. 22 years later he's still going strong.


Can't imagine what he ha$ that might have made the difference.
 
2014-04-30 07:47:47 PM  
FTFA: "You have a mentor," Johnson said. "I'm going to fly you to L.A., walk you around my businesses ... Dodger Stadium, Staples Center ... all the developments we have. You can see how we do it."

Does he own the Clippers already?  Is there something here that I am missing???
 
2014-04-30 11:21:50 PM  
Jesus, Magic Johnson is probably the "Genghis Khan" of the virus.

Genghis Khan genetically fathered most of modern Asia.

"Magic" was probably the primary vector for AIDs for most of the North America.  Asshole.  And he bragged about it.
 
2014-05-01 12:17:27 AM  
Aw, Craig, you are bad. Now he's not gonna come on the show.
 
2014-05-01 01:56:46 PM  

shinjitsuism: FTFA: "You have a mentor," Johnson said. "I'm going to fly you to L.A., walk you around my businesses ... Dodger Stadium, Staples Center ... all the developments we have. You can see how we do it."

Does he own the Clippers already?  Is there something here that I am missing???


No but he used to be a part owner of the Lakers until 2010.  That's part of one of his old contracts when he was a player.  They gave him a % of the team. I think the Staples Center is actually owned by AEG.
 
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