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(Time)   How not to make friends in jail: hire a hitman to kill the children you molested   (time.com ) divider line
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2014-04-30 03:57:07 PM  
hdwallpappers.com
 
2014-04-30 04:01:17 PM  
Wow a child molester and almost a child killer too. He will be the most popular one at the prison dance.
 
2014-04-30 04:02:10 PM  
For his next trick, he will attempt to bribe a guard to smuggle in a hacksaw, offering TWO cartons of smokes.
 
2014-04-30 04:07:26 PM  
Yet another felon who's too stupid to live.
 
2014-04-30 04:07:27 PM  
You ain't long for this world, fish.
 
2014-04-30 04:09:43 PM  
img2.tvtome.com
 
2014-04-30 04:13:41 PM  
** DING, DING, DING, DING **

And here's today's candidate for another blotched execution by the state!
 
2014-04-30 04:15:54 PM  
You picked the wrong kid to put a hit on, buster.

content.photos-room.com
 
2014-04-30 04:16:22 PM  
instructing that three of his alleged victims be "taken care of" and placing a price on each person's head,

Wait, are we sure he wasn't just an upstanding individual who, despite his false conviction, still wanted to make sure the kids got a good golf education, even offering to cover their instruction himself?
 
2014-04-30 04:24:19 PM  
Dead man walking.
 
2014-04-30 04:26:35 PM  

probesport: [hdwallpappers.com image 850x531]


I would molest her. (Now, you perverts, not back when she was 11.)

AirForceVet: [content.photos-room.com image 850x1104]


On the other hand, would also molest this one. Which I shouldn't admit to on the internet.
 
2014-04-30 04:39:40 PM  
Good god! He's got 2 popped collars in one picture. That monster!
 
2014-04-30 04:41:43 PM  
I thought everyone knew the 'no women, no kids' rule.

/That's a murderin'.
//No violence like prison violence
 
2014-04-30 05:05:24 PM  
The prison market place will take care of this jerk.
 
2014-04-30 05:09:39 PM  
A district attorney's inspector, pretending to be a paid assassin, visited Nisbet in prison and told him he was a "mechanic and could fix a car for him and made a pistol-shooting motion with his hand,"

How is this not some form of entrapment? The guy is stuck in a cell.
Are assassins regular visitors at jails now?
 
2014-04-30 05:21:48 PM  
Man, I have trouble believing he could even find a real hit man to do this. Even killers must have codes.
 
2014-04-30 05:28:34 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: On the other hand, would also molest this one. Which I shouldn't admit to on the internet.


Going a little far on the masochist scale, aren't you?  No safe-words here, and there are plenty of easier ways to die, including feeding yourself to a wood-chipper feet first.
 
2014-04-30 05:29:59 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: How is this not some form of entrapment? The guy is stuck in a cell.
Are assassins regular visitors at jails now?


Probably unstated in the story was his actions that led law enforcement to believe that he was trying to arrange for a hitman.
 
2014-04-30 05:40:06 PM  

Astorix: The prison market place will take care of this jerk.


Pity we have to rely upon a nudge, a wink and a blind eye in order to allocate appropriate justice.
 
2014-04-30 05:44:09 PM  
Maybe they can give him those new lethal injection drugs that kill by excruciating pain followed by a heart attack.
 
2014-04-30 05:48:19 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: How is this not some form of entrapment? The guy is stuck in a cell.Are assassins regular visitors at jails now?


There were letters about him hiring a hitman. Do convicts still get mail they don't check? I'm leaning toward the 'their mail does get scanned and this guy didn't know it"
 
2014-04-30 05:58:00 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: There were letters about him hiring a hitman.


He attempted to be circumspect about it but they figured it out.  It's tough to not make it obvious unless you set up and memorize code phrases before hand.

Of course, I'd make it complicated

IE "Is momma's diabetus still acting up?" Means Kill the third person named in the letter.  Then you just work the person to be killed into the letter.  It could even be something like "assemble the second character of every third word to find the name".
 
2014-04-30 06:05:22 PM  
 
2014-04-30 06:05:35 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: A district attorney's inspector, pretending to be a paid assassin, visited Nisbet in prison and told him he was a "mechanic and could fix a car for him and made a pistol-shooting motion with his hand,"

How is this not some form of entrapment? The guy is stuck in a cell.
Are assassins regular visitors at jails now?


It's only entrapment if they talk you into committing a crime you would otherwise not have engaged in. He sought out a hitman, and like most people who do that, the hitman he found was an undercover cop. As far as visitors go, you can be visited in jail by pretty much anyone you ask to visit; you're not a convict, just a suspect under detention.
 
2014-04-30 07:15:42 PM  
bestuff.com

I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.
 
2014-04-30 07:19:14 PM  

AirForceVet: ** DING, DING, DING, DING **

And here's today's candidate for another blotched execution by the state!


Botched? This guy has about 649 appeals left to go, buddy!
 
2014-04-30 07:20:54 PM  

Russ1642: Maybe they can give him those new lethal injection drugs that kill by excruciating pain followed by a heart attack.


Nothing wrong with that. Consider it a perk.
 
2014-04-30 07:21:53 PM  

ko_kyi: I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.


Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls.
 
2014-04-30 07:26:16 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: How is this not some form of entrapment? The guy is stuck in a cell.


How is it you can tie your own shoes?
 
2014-04-30 07:32:05 PM  
Bad news folks, he wont be killed in prison. doesnt work like that any more. Instead he goes to the "special" prison wing with all the other inmates who are extreme high risk (child diddlers, snitches) and earns extra privledges and gets to swap stories with the absolute worst scum that prison cant seem to kill.

20 years ago he would have died screaming in a weight room, but our prisons are much "safer now'.......if you fark children or snitch that is.


Now in MEXICO he would receive justice, as long as he wasnt a rich drug lord.
 
2014-04-30 09:27:46 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: probesport: [hdwallpappers.com image 850x531]


I would molest her. (Now, you perverts, not back when she was 11.)


I saw that movie in the theaters when it came out with a group of friends and after the movie I said "that girl is going to grow up to be very attractive."  20 farking years later people still give me shiat about it.  I didn't say "Man, I would fark her" or "I'm gonna rub one out to HER tonight" - just that she was going to be a good looking woman when she grew up.
 
2014-04-30 09:48:28 PM  
Hope whoever takes care of this guy in prison gets creative.
 
2014-04-30 10:25:56 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: probesport: [hdwallpappers.com image 850x531]

I would molest her. (Now, you perverts, not back when she was 11.)

AirForceVet: [content.photos-room.com image 850x1104]

On the other hand, would also molest this one. Which I shouldn't admit to on the internet.


How does one molest CGI?
 
2014-04-30 10:45:09 PM  

Lsherm: Fark like a Barsoomian: probesport: [hdwallpappers.com image 850x531]


I would molest her. (Now, you perverts, not back when she was 11.)

I saw that movie in the theaters when it came out with a group of friends and after the movie I said "that girl is going to grow up to be very attractive."  20 farking years later people still give me shiat about it.  I didn't say "Man, I would fark her" or "I'm gonna rub one out to HER tonight" - just that she was going to be a good looking woman when she grew up.


I see gorgeous 9-10 year olds all the time. Not sexy, I can't imagine getting turned on by someone that young, but very nice to look at. The way you look at flowers or paintings or kittens, mind you. It can be enrapturing, especially when you can watch her for a while and she doesn't know she's being watched. But getting caught looking at a kid like that is not a good idea these days because people have such dirty minds.

But a sad thing is seeing her mother at the same time and suspecting she too will have a very brief flowering before getting washed-up, tired, fat and old before her time. It seems a good way to avoid that is to keep her in school at least till she graduates high school and away from getting pregnant before she's in her 20s. Alas that's the hard part: you just know that some guy will have his paw in her panties before she's 14, so before then you've motivate her and give her something to look forward to besides hoping for Prince Charming or turning into her mom. Maybe grades 6-8 in a boarding school environment ain't such a bad idea.

This is one reason I'm glad I never had any kids. Especially not girls. It's also why I don't hold moving to the suburbs against my sister & brother-in-law: my youngest niece managed to turn 18 without getting wrecked and/or spending her entire life in Catholic school. If there's hope in my lineage she's it.

But anyway.
 
2014-05-01 12:27:25 AM  
Sadly some pantywaste judge and weak-ass pussy prosecutor will offer him a 10 year plea for <stupid reasons here> rather than giving him the farking rope.
 
2014-05-01 08:01:18 AM  
www.craveonline.com
 
2014-05-01 10:45:11 PM  
I think this calls for this picture.

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
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