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(LA Times)   83-year-old jewelry thief pleads guilty in latest case of making it too easy to pitch this film in Hollywood   (latimes.com) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, Hollywood, Doris Payne, Palm Desert, jewelry, good behaviour, Riverside County, aggravating factors  
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2014-04-30 01:09:52 PM
"It's like Pink Panther meets the Color Purple."talesfromtheargo.com
 
2014-04-30 02:13:50 PM

mybluemake: "It's like Pink Panther meets the Color Purple."[talesfromtheargo.com image 850x474]


LOL
 
2014-04-30 02:21:04 PM
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82, 83, I'm no bookeeper.
 
2014-04-30 02:24:04 PM
Have him played by the guy who played Creed from the American version of the Office and I'll buy a ticket, Subby.
 
2014-04-30 02:32:45 PM
After the court session the judge noticed that his watch was missing.
 
2014-04-30 02:33:06 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Have him played by the guy who played Creed from the American version of the Office and I'll buy a ticket, Subby.


Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

/besides, yanno, being on Fark
 
2014-04-30 02:35:59 PM
Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy or Tyler Perry? Role of a lifetime for one of them.
 
2014-04-30 02:37:38 PM

Carousel Beast: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

82, 83, I'm no bookeeper.


Just the facts, ma'am.
 
2014-04-30 02:38:05 PM

GRCooper: Capo Del Bandito: Have him played by the guy who played Creed from the American version of the Office and I'll buy a ticket, Subby.

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

/besides, yanno, being on Fark


I wonder what percentage of fakers just come for the comments and the headlines.
 
2014-04-30 02:39:15 PM

GRCooper: Capo Del Bandito: Have him played by the guy who played Creed from the American version of the Office and I'll buy a ticket, Subby.

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

/besides, yanno, being on Fark


Blocked at work for some reason. Copy past it for me?
 
2014-04-30 02:48:12 PM
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2014-04-30 02:51:00 PM

Capo Del Bandito: GRCooper: Capo Del Bandito: Have him played by the guy who played Creed from the American version of the Office and I'll buy a ticket, Subby.

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

/besides, yanno, being on Fark

Blocked at work for some reason. Copy past it for me?


On the phone otherwise I'd be glad to

Suffice to say, the actor in line to play the perp is Halle Berry :-)

/I usually skip TFA too, but I'm a sucker for a heist story
 
2014-04-30 02:53:17 PM
First think I thought of after reading the headline was the movie I watched last weekend: Robot & Frank.

Read the article, no robot.  So sad.
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Hot.  Like the girl inside the robot suit. (sorry, not a real robot)
 
2014-04-30 02:53:33 PM

GRCooper: On the phone otherwise I'd be glad toSuffice to say, the actor in line to play the perp is Halle Berry :-)/I usually skip TFA too, but I'm a sucker for a heist story


Nimble then?
 
2014-04-30 03:09:19 PM
She got $800 at the pawn shop for the $23,000 ring? I'm not sure she's such a clever thief.

The movie better not have any math in it or my suspension of disbelief will be suspended.
 
2014-04-30 03:21:10 PM

michaelgvh: She got $800 at the pawn shop for the $23,000 ring? I'm not sure she's such a clever thief.

The movie better not have any math in it or my suspension of disbelief will be suspended.


Well Rick is a cheap bastard.


ipxodi: First think I thought of after reading the headline was the movie I watched last weekend: Robot & Frank.

Read the article, no robot.  So sad.
[cdn.spectator.co.uk image 600x400]
Hot.  Like the girl inside the robot suit. (sorry, not a real robot)


Saw that a few months ago and I want a robot like that.
 
2014-04-30 03:42:57 PM

Carousel Beast: 82, 83, I'm no bookeeper.


I would have accepted that flick with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas as well.
 
2014-04-30 04:05:03 PM
and once listed her occupation in court papers as "jewel thief."
 
2014-04-30 04:49:31 PM

groppet: michaelgvh: She got $800 at the pawn shop for the $23,000 ring? I'm not sure she's such a clever thief.

The movie better not have any math in it or my suspension of disbelief will be suspended.

Well Rick is a cheap bastard.


ipxodi: First think I thought of after reading the headline was the movie I watched last weekend: Robot & Frank.

Read the article, no robot.  So sad.
[cdn.spectator.co.uk image 600x400]
Hot.  Like the girl inside the robot suit. (sorry, not a real robot)

Saw that a few months ago and I want a robot like that.


But he just said it's not really a robot, it's a girl... oh.
 
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