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(NBA)   The Mavs are Back in San Antonio for Game 5. Toronto welcomes Brooklyn back to Canada in their tied series, and the Rockets will try to stave off elimination against the Blazers. It's the NBA playoffs tonight starting at 7ET on TNT and NBA TV   (nba.com) divider line 117
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2014-04-30 12:38:49 PM  
LETS GO RAP TORS!!
 
2014-04-30 02:25:00 PM  
F*ck Brooklyn.
 
2014-04-30 04:27:41 PM  
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...go portland?

/ I feel dirty.
 
2014-04-30 06:26:31 PM  
I'll be rooting for Portland. Because f*ck Dwight Howard, that's why.
 
2014-04-30 06:37:10 PM  
Win this one for Dr. Jack, Blazers!
 
2014-04-30 06:42:30 PM  
I really hope Toronto wins...but I don't see it. We can look forward to a 7 game Bklyn Heat series with the Nets playing the role of those old guys at the YMCA that are too old to run but can still elbow you in the throat without anyone noticing. Because they're so "cagey" and "experienced".

The Spurs are fine, they should be up 3-1 in the series, no one expected the corpse of Vince Carter to be able to make a clutch shot. He couldn't make those when he was alive.

Houston has got to be desperate...Dwight and the Beard are going to get massacred if Portland beats them. Even though it's not like they should have been huge favorites, they're evenly matched with Portland.
 
2014-04-30 06:49:36 PM  
Who gives a shiat about basketball?  Can we please go back to talking about the Clippers?
 
2014-04-30 06:58:45 PM  
I'm rooting for Spurs, Raptors, and Blazers. I don't actually think the Raptors will win, though.
 
2014-04-30 07:14:18 PM  
Mavs in trouble if Dalembert is hobbled.
 
2014-04-30 07:17:11 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: I'm rooting for Spurs, Raptors, and Blazers. I don't actually think the Raptors will win, though.


Celtics fans in lock step!  But I do think the Raps are going to win.

Can we talk about Deron Williams?  Is there a more overrated player in the NBA?  How the fark is Paul Pierce the number one option in 2014.  Joe Johnson and Deron Williams, I AM CALLING YOU OUT!
 
2014-04-30 07:42:18 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Who gives a shiat about basketball?  Can we please go back to talking about the Clippers?


What you did there....
 
2014-04-30 07:43:20 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Mavs in trouble if Dalembert is hobbled.


Nah, Dirk has gotten his wake up call.  Time for the Uber Alles White German Dominator to Dominate.
 
2014-04-30 07:45:10 PM  
I am so conflicted in this first round.  I like a lot of the teams that are match up.

I love Dirk but I have to root for the Spurs because Duncan and Vince Carter.
 
2014-04-30 07:47:25 PM  
I know it doesn't man shiat, but I tore the Patella tendon in my left knee and I feel like murdering a large collection of small helpless mammals with a blunt instrument. So, I'll just go to bed with some pain killers and pray the real Dirk shows tonight.

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2014-04-30 07:50:20 PM  
The Spurs are the whiniest if whiners. They should be renamed the Sours.
 
2014-04-30 07:52:43 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I know it doesn't man shiat, but I tore the Patella tendon in my left knee and I feel like murdering a large collection of small helpless mammals with a blunt instrument. So, I'll just go to bed with some pain killers and pray the real Dirk shows tonight.

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....there is a team in Miami.  I am just saying.

/get better.
 
2014-04-30 07:53:06 PM  
First lead of the game for Dallas, 6:30 to go in the first half
 
2014-04-30 07:53:19 PM  
Spurs need to counter punch.
 
2014-04-30 07:54:11 PM  
It is not 2000, Vince.  Although it feels like it with some of the guys having an impact on the game.
 
2014-04-30 07:54:15 PM  
And if Earguy or any other enterprising bookmark ninjas show off their prowess in this thread, I offer the following:

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2014-04-30 07:58:25 PM  
Aiiiiiiiiirball
 
2014-04-30 07:59:00 PM  
Dallas having an ineffective 3 point contest right now.
 
2014-04-30 08:02:08 PM  
SA +5, 3:15 to go
 
2014-04-30 08:02:26 PM  
Now it is the Mavs turn to dodge and punch.
 
2014-04-30 08:12:05 PM  
...airball
 
2014-04-30 08:12:19 PM  
I want a gif of Parker waving off the ref.
 
2014-04-30 08:13:17 PM  
www-tc.pbs.org

Sorry, Dirk.
 
2014-04-30 08:22:44 PM  
Shaq needs to go away forever.
 
2014-04-30 08:26:21 PM  
I want some Calderone ham.  I was in Spain last year and I missed out.
 
2014-04-30 08:32:08 PM  
GIMME SOME OF THAT RAPTOR NEWS!

Raps look good.

NICE!
 
2014-04-30 08:47:13 PM  
Both games starting to open up big for Toronto and San Antonio.
 
2014-04-30 08:48:24 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I know it doesn't man shiat, but I tore the Patella tendon in my left knee and I feel like murdering a large collection of small helpless mammals with a blunt instrument.


I'm dealing with some patellar tendonitis right now. It's a biatch having issues there. Best of luck with your recovery.
 
2014-04-30 08:49:02 PM  
62-44 Toronto, halftime

71-59 San Antonio, 4:50 3rd
 
2014-04-30 08:49:12 PM  

robsul82: Both games starting to open up big for Toronto and San Antonio.


Raps looking gooooood.

DRAKE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

/I know Drake from Degrassi and NBA fandom better than his music.
 
2014-04-30 08:51:47 PM  
First game I've been able to watch. Raps aren't dissapointing.

Play for that contract Lowry!
 
2014-04-30 09:01:01 PM  
The Associated Press @AP
BREAKING: Lawyer for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says Ford will take leave to seek help for substance abuse.


/Lowry for mayor
 
2014-04-30 09:01:55 PM  

robsul82: 62-44 Toronto, halftime


Doesn't mean a thing.  Twenty years of watching the NBA has taught me that 9 times out of 10 the first three quarters don't count for shiat.  Also refs.
 
2014-04-30 09:07:38 PM  

good_2_go: The Associated Press @AP
BREAKING: Lawyer for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says Ford will take leave to seek help for substance abuse.


/Lowry for mayor


Lowry is a notorious dick.  He will do great.

Pop being cordial with the sideline reporter was fun.
 
2014-04-30 09:15:13 PM  
Dallas cuts it to 5 or 6, keeps getting kicked back down the hill.
 
2014-04-30 09:16:06 PM  
I have both games on right now and I am feel like I am overdosing.
 
2014-04-30 09:25:16 PM  
Geez, Brooklyn's cooked.
 
2014-04-30 09:27:16 PM  

robsul82: Geez, Brooklyn's cooked.


We finally got a night to breath.  A couple of blowouts here.

Ill probably watch the first half for the next game.
 
2014-04-30 09:27:56 PM  
 
2014-04-30 09:30:21 PM  

bulldg4life: Mike D'Antoni has resigned

Espn "sources"


He must want the Thunder job
 
2014-04-30 09:30:56 PM  
3ball, Terry, SA lead down to 4...
 
2014-04-30 09:31:31 PM  
VC, not Terry.  Derrr.
 
2014-04-30 09:31:57 PM  

bulldg4life: Mike D'Antoni has resigned

Espn "sources"


Who's next?
 
2014-04-30 09:33:22 PM  

Gunny Highway: Who's next?


Star factor: John Calipari
Reasonable basketball choice: Lionel Hollins?
Crazy: Mike Woodson
Super Crazy Awesometastic: The Zen Master
 
2014-04-30 09:33:22 PM  

robsul82: VC, not Terry.  Derrr.


Ha! My two least favorite players ever.
 
2014-04-30 09:36:11 PM  
Spurs gonna Spur. Same as it's always been, same as it ever will be, or at least until Duncan retires.
 
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