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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   51 things you'll never hear a Clevelander say   (cleveland.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-30 09:03:56 AM  
Was going to make a sports joke but I see that's already well covered.
 
2014-04-30 09:40:51 AM  
"Boy, I sure regret moving to Detroit."
 
2014-04-30 09:50:41 AM  
"I don't care for pierogi."
 
2014-04-30 10:24:14 AM  
Want to go for a steam?
 
2014-04-30 10:41:17 AM  
"cleveland rocks!"
 
2014-04-30 10:58:34 AM  
This chili is delicious.
 
2014-04-30 12:12:54 PM  
"You can't wear your pajamas to Walmart!"
 
2014-04-30 01:07:33 PM  
"Who the hell is Michael Stanley?"
 
2014-04-30 01:29:42 PM  
"Let'shiat up Westside Market on Saturday.  There should be plenty of parking."

"Living near a large body of water keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the winter!"

"Who are Big Chuck and Little John?"

"Why does this bar in Lakewood seem to be all dudes?"

"Great news:  THERE'S NO LINE AT MELT!  This is not a drill.  SWARM!  SWARM! SWARM!"

And, on a personal note.  "I'm so glad Shaker Sqr and Legacy Village got rid of those pesky bookstores.  Who wants to read by a fireplace in such lovely weather?"
 
2014-04-30 01:47:38 PM  
"Look at all the good-looking men in this town!"

/hope it's gotten better since my last visit.
 
2014-04-30 02:03:01 PM  
I'm from Cleveland. Yay!
 
2014-04-30 03:12:59 PM  
"John Elway is a demi-god."
 
2014-04-30 03:39:52 PM  
"Please" and "Thank you"
 
2014-04-30 06:02:09 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: "Who the hell is Michael Stanley?"


Live in Cleveland, though I haven't been here long. I asked this and was looked at was insane.
 
2014-04-30 08:19:30 PM  

tbaughm: Pants full of macaroni!!: "Who the hell is Michael Stanley?"

Live in Cleveland, though I haven't been here long. I asked this and was looked at was insane.


These days he's mostly a dj (on 98.5 WNCX) but he still performs pretty often.  Musically I describe him as like Springsteen, but with more polish and a better sense of phrasing.
 
2014-04-30 10:40:50 PM  
wow, random  O.o
 
2014-05-01 04:31:37 AM  
Oh god, as a 8 yr survivor of Cleveland this thread is making me laugh.
 
2014-05-01 04:36:20 PM  

K.B.O. Winston: "Let'shiat up Westside Market on Saturday.  There should be plenty of parking."

"Living near a large body of water keeps you cool in the summer and warm in the winter!"

"Who are Big Chuck and Little John  Houlihan?"

"Why does this bar in Lakewood seem to be all dudes?"

"Great news:  THERE'S NO LINE AT MELT!  This is not a drill.  SWARM!  SWARM! SWARM!"

And, on a personal note.  "I'm so glad Shaker Sqr and Legacy Village got rid of those pesky bookstores.  Who wants to read by a fireplace in such lovely weather?"



FTFY
 
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