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(Independent)   Clifford and his Big Red Dong   (independent.co.uk ) divider line
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8195 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2014 at 6:28 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-30 07:07:13 PM  
3 votes:

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


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2014-04-30 07:38:22 PM  
2 votes:
D'you know else likes to stand behind Sky News reporters during a live feed?

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2014-04-30 06:47:36 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.


That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk
2014-04-30 06:36:27 PM  
2 votes:
i2.photobucket.com

/what a big red dong might look like
2014-04-30 06:22:10 PM  
2 votes:
drawingpower.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-30 07:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
Anyway, from TFA: "teenage girls as young as 15-years-old[SIC]."

Given that in most US states and in the UK the age of consent is 16 I'm not going to get upset over a few months. The winter I was 17 my girlfe was 15; she'd been having periods for 5 years and was much smarter than I am. Nor was I her first boyfriend.

What bothers me is evil people who literally rape babies and/or exploit 6 year olds. They make me want to KILL KILL KILL.

Remember folks, pedophilia concerns children before puberty. I've never known a 15 year old female who qualified; as for males I've known guys with deepened voices, pubic hair, etc. who still couldn't ejaculate actual sperm-containing semen yet though they could still experience the sensation of orgasm, which might not qualify as fully post-pubescent. (Mind you I was that age myself at the time, in 1978, so I don't want to hear about what a "pedophile" I am.)

In neither case could one say that my partner didn't know what s/he was doing: being already prepared on the first date by an enema when all I was expecting was a bit of kissie-kissie indicates cognizance and consent, n'est-ce pas?
2014-04-30 07:29:58 PM  
1 vote:

Canton: Fark begging strip


Did you say BACON STRIPS?
YUM!
2014-04-30 07:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure what I'm seeing...

Would the reporter's lips still have moved if Clifford hadn't shoved his hand up the guys ass?
2014-04-30 06:52:21 PM  
1 vote:

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


You don't get it. It's your turn to EAT the cookie...
2014-04-30 06:51:40 PM  
1 vote:

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


The local constabulary can do it.  I suggest you have them come in, tell them what you think the problem is, and they will have it taken care of in a jiff.  Ta, mate!
2014-04-30 06:49:38 PM  
1 vote:

Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk


How do I delete that cookie?
2014-04-30 06:37:34 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Red rocket!
 
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