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(Independent)   Clifford and his Big Red Dong   (independent.co.uk) divider line 28
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2014-04-30 06:22:10 PM
drawingpower.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-30 06:36:27 PM
i2.photobucket.com

/what a big red dong might look like
 
2014-04-30 06:37:34 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Red rocket!
 
2014-04-30 06:38:04 PM
don't link to the Independent please

i.imgbox.com

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.
 
2014-04-30 06:41:49 PM

tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.



Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.
 
2014-04-30 06:44:40 PM
 
2014-04-30 06:47:36 PM

Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.


That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk
 
2014-04-30 06:49:38 PM

Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk


How do I delete that cookie?
 
2014-04-30 06:51:40 PM

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


The local constabulary can do it.  I suggest you have them come in, tell them what you think the problem is, and they will have it taken care of in a jiff.  Ta, mate!
 
2014-04-30 06:52:21 PM

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


You don't get it. It's your turn to EAT the cookie...
 
2014-04-30 06:55:40 PM
"Hello Max... We'll carry on shall we?" Parmenter asks before Clifford walks off.

Glad they point this out since there's simply no way in hell to tell what happened by watching the #$%^&ing video. It does, however, leave out what the man ate for dinner that evening... I am guessing spotted cock, or is it dick? I keep forgetting what they call it over there.
 
2014-04-30 06:59:35 PM

tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.


Obligatory "NoScript", "Ghostery", "Adblock Plus" plugs.

Also, if you use Firefox, right-click on offending element, "Inspect Element", right-click highlighted line of code, "Delete". This also works for the annoying graying-out, as that's merely a layer over the page.
 
2014-04-30 07:06:53 PM

ArcadianRefugee: tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.

Obligatory "NoScript", "Ghostery", "Adblock Plus" plugs.

Also, if you use Firefox, right-click on offending element, "Inspect Element", right-click highlighted line of code, "Delete". This also works for the annoying graying-out, as that's merely a layer over the page.


Or you could just click the "X" in the upper right hand corner.
 
2014-04-30 07:07:13 PM

walkerhound: Skleenar: Apos: Hmm...That didn't happen to me. I was able to read it just fine.

That only happens if you have a cookie on your hard drive from kiddieporn.uk

How do I delete that cookie?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 07:16:21 PM

ArcadianRefugee: tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.

Obligatory "NoScript", "Ghostery", "Adblock Plus" plugs.

Also, if you use Firefox, right-click on offending element, "Inspect Element", right-click highlighted line of code, "Delete". This also works for the annoying graying-out, as that's merely a layer over the page.


Thank you!  I've been hunting for a way to ditch the [Total Fark] text next to people's names.
 
2014-04-30 07:18:14 PM
I'm not sure what I'm seeing...

Would the reporter's lips still have moved if Clifford hadn't shoved his hand up the guys ass?
 
2014-04-30 07:21:53 PM

fusillade762: ArcadianRefugee: tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.

Obligatory "NoScript", "Ghostery", "Adblock Plus" plugs.

Also, if you use Firefox, right-click on offending element, "Inspect Element", right-click highlighted line of code, "Delete". This also works for the annoying graying-out, as that's merely a layer over the page.

Or you could just click the "X" in the upper right hand corner.


Yeah, that sends you to the front page.

Seriously, I have Adblock on, and I also get the paywall. (I also get the occasional Fark begging strip about Adblock, even though I specifically keep it off for Fark in order to stop said begging...)
 
2014-04-30 07:28:28 PM
Canton:

Seriously, I have Adblock on, and I also get the paywall. (I also get the occasional Fark begging strip about Adblock, even though I specifically keep it off for Fark in order to stop said begging...)

Thanks to robbiex0r I know how to ad a filter:

fark.com###abPleaBar
 
2014-04-30 07:29:58 PM

Canton: Fark begging strip


Did you say BACON STRIPS?
YUM!
 
2014-04-30 07:38:22 PM
D'you know else likes to stand behind Sky News reporters during a live feed?

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2014-04-30 07:46:24 PM
In an awkward, exchange, he approaches Parmenter just as he begins discussing evidence given in court surrounding "Max Clifford's intimate size details" and stands behind him, looking directly at the camera.

I wasn't sure how awkward it was. Thanks for demonstrating.
 
2014-04-30 07:48:07 PM

Mark Ratner: [i2.photobucket.com image 340x504]

/what a big red dong might look like


Douchebag, that's what a big red douchebag looks like. Creepy actually.
 
2014-04-30 07:48:17 PM
Anyway, from TFA: "teenage girls as young as 15-years-old[SIC]."

Given that in most US states and in the UK the age of consent is 16 I'm not going to get upset over a few months. The winter I was 17 my girlfe was 15; she'd been having periods for 5 years and was much smarter than I am. Nor was I her first boyfriend.

What bothers me is evil people who literally rape babies and/or exploit 6 year olds. They make me want to KILL KILL KILL.

Remember folks, pedophilia concerns children before puberty. I've never known a 15 year old female who qualified; as for males I've known guys with deepened voices, pubic hair, etc. who still couldn't ejaculate actual sperm-containing semen yet though they could still experience the sensation of orgasm, which might not qualify as fully post-pubescent. (Mind you I was that age myself at the time, in 1978, so I don't want to hear about what a "pedophile" I am.)

In neither case could one say that my partner didn't know what s/he was doing: being already prepared on the first date by an enema when all I was expecting was a bit of kissie-kissie indicates cognizance and consent, n'est-ce pas?
 
2014-04-30 07:53:12 PM

The One True TheDavid: Anyway, from TFA: "teenage girls as young as 15-years-old[SIC]."

Given that in most US states and in the UK the age of consent is 16 I'm not going to get upset over a few months. The winter I was 17 my girlfe was 15; she'd been having periods for 5 years and was much smarter than I am. Nor was I her first boyfriend.

What bothers me is evil people who literally rape babies and/or exploit 6 year olds. They make me want to KILL KILL KILL.

Remember folks, pedophilia concerns children before puberty. I've never known a 15 year old female who qualified; as for males I've known guys with deepened voices, pubic hair, etc. who still couldn't ejaculate actual sperm-containing semen yet though they could still experience the sensation of orgasm, which might not qualify as fully post-pubescent. (Mind you I was that age myself at the time, in 1978, so I don't want to hear about what a "pedophile" I am.)

In neither case could one say that my partner didn't know what s/he was doing: being already prepared on the first date by an enema when all I was expecting was a bit of kissie-kissie indicates cognizance and consent, n'est-ce pas?


Congrats - you're officially the creepiest farking person I've come across on FARK and that's saying a lot.
 
2014-04-30 07:54:43 PM

The One True TheDavid: Canton:

Seriously, I have Adblock on, and I also get the paywall. (I also get the occasional Fark begging strip about Adblock, even though I specifically keep it off for Fark in order to stop said begging...)

Thanks to robbiex0r I know how to ad a filter:

fark.com###abPleaBar


Thanks, I'll give that a try!
 
2014-04-30 08:49:40 PM

DrunkenBob: ArcadianRefugee: tinyarena: don't link to the Independent please

[i.imgbox.com image 850x623]

It's kinda hard to read a partial grayed out article behind a big PAY ME banner.

Obligatory "NoScript", "Ghostery", "Adblock Plus" plugs.

Also, if you use Firefox, right-click on offending element, "Inspect Element", right-click highlighted line of code, "Delete". This also works for the annoying graying-out, as that's merely a layer over the page.

Thank you!  I've been hunting for a way to ditch the [Total Fark] text next to people's names.


Yes, thanks much, much appreciated
 
2014-04-30 09:54:09 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Red rocket!


Came here for Red Rocket, leaving satisfied.

/Only took three posts
//Good job guys
 
2014-05-01 03:31:23 PM

Agatha Crispy: The One True TheDavid:
[...]
 I've known guys with deepened voices, pubic hair, etc. who still couldn't ejaculate actual sperm-containing semen yet though they could still experience the sensation of orgasm, which might not qualify as fully post-pubescent. (Mind you I was that age myself at the time, in 1978, so I don't want to hear about what a "pedophile" I am.)


Congrats - you're officially the creepiest farking person I've come across on FARK and that's saying a lot.


First, for your critique of my alleged creepiness, gawd fuhbid 15 year old boys ever suck each other off. That's what Farkers moms are for. Amirite?!? Oh my. And you know, I've never before in lo my 614 moons read/heard anything remotely resembling your "award" so it behooves me to commend your originality. Keep up the good work!

Now for free advice: read my Profile. See my finger. Click Ignore. You'll be glad you did. I won't care a whit though: you've never sent me any money or in any other way given me any reason to. In fact all I recall of you is this one insult; as far as I'm concerned that's all you're good for, but I won't Ignore you yet just to give you a chance to post something worth seeing.

Bye!
 
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