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2014-04-30 09:16:51 AM  
The only good looking female professor I had was for my Data Structures course.  Chinese, mid-30s-ish, fit...  She used to wear skirts that were tasteful but could reveal a lot of leg at times...which was nice.  Too bad she hated white guys.
 
2014-04-30 09:32:56 AM  
nepenthe88.com

Approves
 
2014-04-30 09:40:55 AM  
Hmmm...totally would have banged my metaphysics professor.

But I was logical positivist in the mold of Wittgenstein.  It wouldn't have worked out.
 
2014-04-30 11:01:33 AM  
Before my first year of grad school, we had a "TA Orientation". It was two days of "Don't fark your students!" We learned all the ways our students might interpret something we said or did as harassment. Two full days of "Don't do this. Don't do that. And for God's sake, don't do the other thing."
At the end, someone asked the obvious question. "I get it. I can't bang my students." He pointed at the guy next to him. "But can I bang his students?"
 
2014-04-30 11:50:24 AM  
So it is more than just a "here's my hot professor" site? It actually allowed for students and teachers to arrange trysts?
 
2014-04-30 11:53:23 AM  

cgraves67: So it is more than just a "here's my hot professor" site? It actually allowed for students and teachers to arrange trysts?


It's a hookup site trying to get professors to sign up to have casual sex with students.

I would not have slept with any of my professors unless a grade improvement was involved.
 
2014-04-30 11:53:54 AM  
FTFA: "Abi Thomas, a student from Cheltenham, called the website 'creepy',"

Sounds about right for a 20 year old co-ed...

/fap.
 
2014-04-30 11:55:14 AM  
I really wanted to bang my phycology teacher, I am sure it is because my parents didn't get along and I moved a lot when I was younger.

Or because she was hot.
 
2014-04-30 11:56:58 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

Approves!  Mr. Hart?
 
2014-04-30 12:00:20 PM  
Can they get you weed?
www.rowthree.com
 
2014-04-30 12:01:12 PM  
My macroeconomics instructor just moved to the northeast from Arizona. She was originally from Sweden (or one of those blonde countries), and was 6' easy of tall, thin, blonde could-be-model goodness. How I would have 7 ways to Sunday....
 
2014-04-30 12:02:23 PM  
I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.
 
2014-04-30 12:02:51 PM  
Sounds like a good way to get student aids.
 
2014-04-30 12:04:30 PM  
Sophomore English teacher, beautiful size 2.  Think Jan Smithers and you get the idea.
 
2014-04-30 12:06:01 PM  
At least they're not trying to hide it anymore
 
2014-04-30 12:06:34 PM  
Used to switch off HS girls at the multi service recruiters office... Army SGT would seduce one sweetie, but then get her to go into the Air Force. Not a rules violation...
 
2014-04-30 12:06:48 PM  

UberDave: The only good looking female professor I had was for my Data Structures course.  Chinese, mid-30s-ish, fit...  She used to wear skirts that were tasteful but could reveal a lot of leg at times...which was nice.  Too bad she hated white guys.


Or was it just you.
 
2014-04-30 12:08:45 PM  
I was young - graduated I was 20 - and so even the female students treated me like a younger brother.  I did manage to shag a few students, but eye-bleach has helped erase those memories.
 
2014-04-30 12:10:19 PM  

Swampmaster: Used to switch off HS girls at the multi service recruiters office... Army SGT would seduce one sweetie, but then get her to go into the Air Force. Not a rules violation...


Yeah, I bet that didn't actually happen.
 
2014-04-30 12:21:27 PM  
Just out of curiosity, is this professors only, or are TAs included?
 
2014-04-30 12:22:15 PM  
I don't feel tardy.
st-listas.20minutos.es
 
2014-04-30 12:22:58 PM  

Diogenes: Hmmm...totally would have banged my metaphysics professor.

But I was logical positivist in the mold of Wittgenstein.  It wouldn't have worked out.


Same here. My totally hot Russian expat tenured prof teaching the third year Nietzsche class could totally have made me submit to her Master Morality and worship her Will To Power, if only she had agreed that the introduction to Beyond Good & Evil ("supposing that truth was a woman - what then?") was Nietzsche's attempt to establish "truth = woman" as a book-long metaphor.

As it stands, she was certain Friedrich was a gross misogynist, despite even the proof of Lou Salome's glowing hagiography.
 
2014-04-30 12:24:13 PM  
i had a couple of english teachers that i wouldn't have minded helping me straighten out my longfellow
 
2014-04-30 12:24:44 PM  

ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.


I made LOL good sir
 
2014-04-30 12:25:32 PM  
Not understanding the need for a middleman here.  Why not just go straight to the course's mouth, so to speak?
 
2014-04-30 12:25:46 PM  
I did bed a student when I first started teaching.  That was over 10 yrs ago, and I'm not teaching anymore.

/didn't give her a better grade
//she wasn't that hot
 
2014-04-30 12:29:26 PM  
What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.
 
2014-04-30 12:32:08 PM  

MBooda: I don't feel tardy.
[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x642]


Heh, somewhat came for this.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-04-30 12:34:29 PM  
I remember in my formidable years (right as puberty was hitting pretty hard and my voice was all crackly), we had a home ec teacher that was about 22, blonde, smoking hot, and absolutely fabulous. The only person that slept with her (as far as I know) was the art teacher. I think he left his wife for her.
 
2014-04-30 12:35:08 PM  

argylez: I did bed a student when I first started teaching.  That was over 10 yrs ago, and I'm not teaching anymore.

/didn't give her a better grade
//she wasn't that hot


Which elementary school?
 
2014-04-30 12:35:09 PM  

cgraves67: So it is more than just a "here's my hot professor" site? It actually allowed for students and teachers to arrange trysts?


It's a site that helps students hook up with other students.  Then in a single advertisement, it seemed they were thinking of branching out to include lecturers.
 
2014-04-30 12:35:27 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.


Sadly, some of those older and sexually experienced men are as mature as teenagers; especially when it comes to lack of a condom or the pill.
 
2014-04-30 12:36:09 PM  

oukewldave: Which elementary school?


It was college, but thanks for making me clarify pedobear.

/luz
 
2014-04-30 12:37:50 PM  

AntonChigger: Swampmaster: Used to switch off HS girls at the multi service recruiters office... Army SGT would seduce one sweetie, but then get her to go into the Air Force. Not a rules violation...

Yeah, I bet that didn't actually happen.


it may have, but doesn't mean it was not a rules violation.

http://www.wthr.com/story/6771079/military-recruiting-policy-curbs-s om e-ethical-violations
 
2014-04-30 12:39:26 PM  

ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.


And now I have to scrub out those braincells that made me picture that. Thank you asshole.

/nice one
 
2014-04-30 12:40:59 PM  
How many 18-year-olds are children?
 
2014-04-30 12:42:51 PM  

bluefoxicy: How many 18-year-olds are children?


From the perspective of a 30 year old, all of them.
 
2014-04-30 12:44:51 PM  

bluefoxicy: How many 18-year-olds are children?


All of them?
 
2014-04-30 12:44:56 PM  

ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 12:46:20 PM  

Rwa2play: JackieRabbit: What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.

Sadly, some of those older and sexually experienced men are as mature as teenagers; especially when it comes to lack of a condom or the pill.


Very true. I know a 32 year old and if I didn't know better, I'd think he is 16.
 
2014-04-30 12:48:17 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Before my first year of grad school, we had a "TA Orientation". It was two days of "Don't fark your students!" We learned all the ways our students might interpret something we said or did as harassment. Two full days of "Don't do this. Don't do that. And for God's sake, don't do the other thing."
At the end, someone asked the obvious question. "I get it. I can't bang my students." He pointed at the guy next to him. "But can I bang his students?"


CSB: one of my TAs was banging a girl who lived down the hall from me in the dorms. There was some period of time where she was hooking up with each of us before I found out. So by the transitive property...
 
2014-04-30 12:51:55 PM  

JackieRabbit: What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.


Similar to my thoughts. The one person quoted was cited as "mother of an 18 year old" and I thought you're not really "mother of an 18 year old" once they're 18. They're an adult and you don't have any say anymore.
 
2014-04-30 12:52:32 PM  

ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.


Steven Lynch is that you?
 
2014-04-30 01:06:02 PM  
Consenting adults having sex??????

undergrad.osu.edu
 
2014-04-30 01:06:43 PM  

Bullseyed: JackieRabbit: What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.

Similar to my thoughts. The one person quoted was cited as "mother of an 18 year old" and I thought you're not really "mother of an 18 year old" once they're 18. They're an adult and you don't have any say anymore.


You have to stop being their parent when the get 18? Sad.  I still FEEL like I have 2 kids
 
2014-04-30 01:08:24 PM  
www.serendipity35.net
 
2014-04-30 01:10:13 PM  

Rwa2play: JackieRabbit: What is with these head-in-the-sand parents? Can they not understand that their precious snowflakes are going to be banding one another like a screen door in a hurricane just as soon as they arrive at college? Hell, if I had a daughter, I rather she be banging and older and sexually experienced man (who won't be inviting his buds to date-rape her or be so stupid as to knock her up), than a clumsy boy, who just wants a wet hole to unload into.

Sadly, some of those older and sexually experienced men are as mature as teenagers; especially when it comes to lack of a condom or the pill.


Let alone the fact that there is a chance that they are still single because no woman their age wants them.
It could be the other way around, but based on teh professors banging chicks when I was in college- Ummm NO. Just *shudders*
 
2014-04-30 01:12:27 PM  

bluefoxicy: How many 18-year-olds are children?



All 18 of them.
 
2014-04-30 01:13:03 PM  

DocPeabody: ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.

And now I have to scrub out those braincells that made me picture that. Thank you asshole.

/nice one


MOVIE 43

Jenny is Sooo Pretty. "I'm a pretty girl!"
 
2014-04-30 01:14:23 PM  

ChrisDe: I spent years in therapy trying to get rid of thoughts of banging my teacher. Of course, I was home schooled.


What I like doing is when I meet someone new (and I want to fark with) who tells me they have a twin sibling, I'll immediately interrupt them by saying 'ohhh you have a twin sibling?  My parents are twin siblings.'  It takes a few seconds, but the look they give you is classic.
 
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