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(Huffington Post)   Two goats attack car in Maine. I bet it was a Toyota. Totes McGoats   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-30 08:33:47 AM  
That behavior is inapropes, I kid you not.
 
2014-04-30 09:03:02 AM  
this is what happens when you allow goats to play sick, violence filled games like goat simulator. they mimic the behavior from the game and have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality. we need to immediately ban all goat simulation games to protect ourselves and our goats from this kind of abhorrent behavior!
 
2014-04-30 09:04:30 AM  
A capricious assault, to be sure.
 
2014-04-30 09:05:16 AM  
cdn3-i.hitc-s.com

Art mimics reality.
 
2014-04-30 09:19:49 AM  
The goats goatsied the car?
 
2014-04-30 09:20:19 AM  
Thank God they didn't find the jet pack or the goatogram.  Also good they didn't lick the car.

/lick Line. lick GSTFS
//no penis shaped food.
 
2014-04-30 09:23:53 AM  
I was expecting Mazda, don't they already have spiders nesting in them?
 
2014-04-30 09:45:33 AM  
Totes MAgoats.
 
2014-04-30 09:53:24 AM  

Fano: A capricious assault, to be sure.


ಠ_ಠ
 
2014-04-30 09:54:22 AM  

gnosis301: Totes MAgoats.


How do you know they weren't Irish?
 
2014-04-30 09:54:31 AM  

Fano: A capricious assault, to be sure.


You just had to ram that joke down our throats, didn't you?
 
2014-04-30 09:55:58 AM  

Dick Gozinya: this is what happens when you allow goats to play sick, violence filled games like goat simulator. they mimic the behavior from the game and have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality. we need to immediately ban all goat simulation games to protect ourselves and our goats from this kind of abhorrent behavior!


Wake up sheeple!
 
2014-04-30 10:04:14 AM  
This has been Maine's news story for the week. Tune in next week for more exciting adventures!

/lives here
 
2014-04-30 10:04:46 AM  

xanadian: Fano: A capricious assault, to be sure.

You just had to ram that joke down our throats, didn't you?


these pun threads often end up wild 'n wooly.  they can bring you to shears.
 
2014-04-30 10:04:58 AM  
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2014-04-30 10:10:22 AM  
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2014-04-30 10:34:27 AM  
I read it as ghosts. Scared the crap out of me.
 
2014-04-30 11:36:08 AM  

MMASnafu: This has been Maine's news story for the week. Tune in next week for more exciting adventures!

/lives here


Right? I'm from Maine originally and set up a Fark alert on my phone for any Maine stories a month ago. This is the first story that's triggered the alert.
 
2014-04-30 01:39:24 PM  

Deep Contact: I read it as ghosts. Scared the crap out of me.


What harm could they do? They're incaporeal.
 
2014-04-30 03:27:39 PM  
Subby:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for acceptance of hipspeak, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop using terms like "Totes McGoats" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
 
2014-04-30 04:26:38 PM  
img.fark.netWooo goat thread!
 
2014-04-30 10:00:54 PM  

MrBallou: Deep Contact: I read it as ghosts. Scared the crap out of me.

What harm could they do? They're incaporeal.


Not sure, was never attacked by a ghost yet.
 
2014-05-01 04:51:38 PM  

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Thank you
 
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