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(Sun Sentinel)   Megachurch pastor Bob Coy not only had affairs, he also looked at internet porn, something that "fueled his appetite for sexual adventurism and lead to his fall from grace"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 69
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2014-04-30 08:36:18 AM
We need more details than that!  Stop being coy.
 
2014-04-30 08:40:23 AM
He fell on Grace.  Repeatedly.
 
2014-04-30 08:40:35 AM
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Come inside
 
2014-04-30 08:44:07 AM

I_Am_Weasel: He fell on Grace.  Repeatedly.


*tiny golfclap*
 
2014-04-30 09:16:43 AM
"Sexual Adventurism"

Great name for a theme park!

/you know you'd go
 
2014-04-30 09:17:26 AM
Our pastor, he committed sexual immorality, habitually, through pornography.

I thought that said "sexual immortality" and I was gonna be able to fap for eternity thru the power of porn.
 
2014-04-30 09:17:55 AM
Way to take responsibility for being a cheating douche-bag. "The evil porn made me do it!".
 
2014-04-30 09:20:27 AM
Ah ha!  Net porn!  The internet is the government, right? So it's really Obama's fault.  I knew Obama had something to do with this.
 
2014-04-30 09:20:59 AM
www.libertyadvocate.com

It's been over 25 years and yet Evangelicals still keep falling for these false idols.
 
2014-04-30 09:21:44 AM
Grace who?
 
2014-04-30 09:22:02 AM

Gunny Highway: Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Come inside


He did....that was part of the problem.
 
2014-04-30 09:22:58 AM
When God closes a door he opens a window.  He may have lost his church but now he can through of the shackles of religious sexual repression and become a five star Fark poster.  I hope he picks a great handle like Pastor_Naughty.
 
2014-04-30 09:23:17 AM

I_Am_Weasel: He fell on Grace.  Repeatedly.


Damn you!

After he fell out of Grace, did he jump for Joy?  Did it make him feel Mary?
 
2014-04-30 09:23:38 AM
I guess I can explain my fall from grace now.  I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-30 09:23:59 AM
Well it definitely wasn't the millions in dollars that fueled his appetites. Loose women are more likely to go after a guy with an internet connection and a porn habit than lots of money.
 
2014-04-30 09:24:06 AM
Yakk

Way to take responsibility for being a cheating douche-bag. "The evil porn made me do it!".


At least he could have blamed his frigid wife who wouldn't have a 3 some with her best friend... or even take it in the ass now and again.
 
2014-04-30 09:28:23 AM
FTA: Still, church leaders are as prone as any powerful man to temptation. "There are a lot of beautiful Christian women,"

Then cover them sluts up!
 
2014-04-30 09:28:49 AM
Wait, he had affairs with women? It might be staged to mask his true identity if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:33 AM
The past tense of "lead" (pronounced lede) is "led," subby. When you pronounce lead as "led," you're talking about the metal.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:50 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [www.libertyadvocate.com image 238x178]

It's been over 25 years and yet Evangelicals still keep falling for these false idols.


It's easy, Murica's poor whites are so farked in the head, they are beyond redemption.   Just tell them about how all their troubles are caused by an Anti-Christian conspiracy, that uses communists, hippies, gays and minorities to destroy Murica, and these farkwits will send you the last of their SSI money every month.
 
2014-04-30 09:30:47 AM
Wait, what? There's porn on the INTERNET?
 
2014-04-30 09:31:43 AM
So, the pastor was being "Coy" with his congregation?
 
2014-04-30 09:36:36 AM
'...not nearly as epidemic...'

WTF? We need a spreadsheet to keep track of all the horny fundie male church leaders who are banging on the young women.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:08 AM
it's okay he said God forgave him and that means you have to too.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:20 AM
There are straight pastors?
 
2014-04-30 09:38:43 AM
Internet porn fuels sexual adventurism?  I think someone is confusing cause and effect here.
 
2014-04-30 09:38:51 AM

People Who Annoy You: There are straight pastors?


[citation needed]
 
2014-04-30 09:39:37 AM
FTFA:"There are a lot of beautiful Christian women," Vaughan said.


They never miss a beat, just keep trying to sell their religion.
 
2014-04-30 09:39:48 AM
There is a LOT of Alphaness in running a mega church:
You bested the goverment on all of your taxes
You have a GIANT house that others pay for (and tax free since the church owns it)
You have at least a thousand followers looking to you for leadership

So yeah, you're alpha... go spread your alpha genes.
 
2014-04-30 09:40:33 AM

LazyMedia: Wait, what? There's porn on the INTERNET?


You betcha.   Here is a good place to start, nothing extreme. (NSFW)
 
2014-04-30 09:40:56 AM
Behold the power of porn. Look upon its works and despair
 
2014-04-30 09:41:48 AM
Sexual adventurism and a penchant for porn is what toppled charismatic Pastor Bob Coy

Never trust a charismatic man.
 
2014-04-30 09:42:03 AM
The debil made him do it!
 
2014-04-30 09:42:27 AM
i wonder if he got up at the crack of Dawn?
 
2014-04-30 09:43:07 AM

LarryDan43: Well it definitely wasn't the millions in dollars that fueled his appetites. Loose women are more likely to go after a guy with an internet connection and a porn habit than lots of money.


So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2014-04-30 09:45:38 AM
He used ta do a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
He just keep tryin'
ta get a little better
Said a little better than before
 
2014-04-30 09:46:03 AM

Yakk: Way to take responsibility for being a cheating douche-bag. "The evil porn made me do it!".


Seriously. What, did he just "stumble" on some internet porn and that was it? The irresponsible jerk went looking for the stuff to satisfy his sexual appetites and he wants to blame those appetites on the porn. I can't decide if this is less or more pathetic than "the way she was dressed made me act that way" >:(
 
2014-04-30 09:47:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 09:47:49 AM
Must have been all those bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs.
 
2014-04-30 09:48:23 AM

stevetherobot: Sexual adventurism and a penchant for porn is what toppled charismatic Pastor Bob Coy

Never trust a charismatic man.


Never do business with a religious son-of-a-biatch. His word ain't worth a shiat -- not with the Good Lord telling him how to fark you on the deal. - Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-04-30 09:49:02 AM
What a great job by that pastor of fulfilling scripture! "Be sure your sin will find you out", especially when your friends and brothers shout it from the pulpit!

The only army to shoot it's wounded is the Army of the Lord!
 
2014-04-30 09:49:53 AM
Gunny Highway:
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Come inside


img.fark.net



Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the door
And cum on the people.
 
2014-04-30 09:50:23 AM
its*

Dammit.
 
2014-04-30 09:50:47 AM
Whoop de doo.  He already got rich off you rubes and now he gets to enjoy an early retirement in peace.
 
2014-04-30 09:51:33 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-30 09:52:09 AM
In the past, Coy has openly spoken about using cocaine while in the music business in Detroit and later in Las Vegas, where he worked in a casino with exotic dancers. "I was into sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll," he has said.

This dude seems like he'd  be pretty cool to party with.
 
2014-04-30 09:52:43 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [www.libertyadvocate.com image 238x178]

It's been over 25 years and yet Evangelicals still keep falling for these false idols.


25? I'd say at least 11,000.
dissention.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-30 09:54:00 AM

johndalek: i wonder if he got up at the crack of Dawn?


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2014-04-30 09:58:31 AM
Megachurch Pastor ... Megachurch Pastor!

Dear Sir or Madam have you read this book?
You will be enlightened if you take a look
I want to build myself a massive church
But I'll need donations if I want to be a

Megachurch Pastor, Megachurch Pastor!
 
2014-04-30 10:00:42 AM
Who among us hasn't looked at porn and thought, "Wait, I didn't know you could do that with a guy, two girls, and a pair of Hulk Hands", and been tempted to try to make it happen for ourselves?
 
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