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(TSN)   WOOO BOY... three elimination Game 7's, one night. First up: Rangers/Flyers @7ET. Then Avs/Wild @9:30. And Kings/Sharks @10:00. Hope you don't need to be productive tomorrow, hockey fans   ( tsn.ca) divider line
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2014-04-30 09:07:01 AM  
Tomorrow? There may be no tomorrow after tonight. In addition to three teams having their season end, I'd imagine that we will lose two Farkers to severe alcohol poisoning/cirrhosis of the liver - it's just the price that we have to pay.

It will be nice for me because I really don't care all that much about the teams that are playing so I can just sit back & enjoy the intensity.  Hopefully at least two of the game go to 2OT or more...

But to maintain my brackets....

Flyers over Rangers - it would be great to have another Battle of PA in the next round
Avs over Wild - Don't really want Cooke playing any more this year
Kings (spit) over Sharks - Would rather that an earthquake drop both teams into the ocean but...  All in all I think that the Ducks would have a harder time dealing with the Sharks in the next round so GO KINGS (spit).

10 hours to be productive today because tomorrow's going to be a mess.
 
2014-04-30 09:07:40 AM  
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2014-04-30 09:13:40 AM  
Recoil Therapy:
But to maintain my brackets....

Flyers over Rangers - it would be great to have another Battle of PA in the next round
Avs over Wild - Don't really want Cooke playing any more this year
Kings (spit) over Sharks - Would rather that an earthquake drop both teams into the ocean but...  All in all I think that the Ducks would have a harder time dealing with the Sharks in the next round so GO KINGS (spit).



Flyers, Avs & Sharks is 33pts. in my world... So mostly with yea there...
 
2014-04-30 09:14:25 AM  
You know, I just wanted to take this time to honor the fallen teams(so far). It's been a great round of hockey:

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::Tips hat::
 
2014-04-30 09:16:25 AM  
3 game 7's in one night?  Hey, NHL?  NHL!  What are you doing?

i171.photobucket.com

Makin' it look mean!
 
2014-04-30 09:25:50 AM  
LET'S GO FLYERS! !!!
 
2014-04-30 09:26:42 AM  

sno man: Recoil Therapy:
But to maintain my brackets....

Flyers over Rangers - it would be great to have another Battle of PA in the next round
Avs over Wild - Don't really want Cooke playing any more this year
Kings (spit) over Sharks - Would rather that an earthquake drop both teams into the ocean but...  All in all I think that the Ducks would have a harder time dealing with the Sharks in the next round so GO KINGS (spit).


Flyers, Avs & Sharks is 33pts. in my world... So mostly with yea there...


I looking for the Rags/Avs/Kings
 
2014-04-30 09:38:45 AM  
The Hockey News has footage of a fight that occurred in the stands last night in Philly.

NSFW

http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/wild-nsfw-brawl-between-flyers-and -r angers-fans-at-game-6/
 
2014-04-30 09:49:19 AM  
Go Not Flyers -Will never root for Flyers unless they play the Habs, can't really root for NY

Go Wild - Roy's post-game meltdown will be priceless

Go Kings - For the lulz and the ice girls
 
2014-04-30 09:58:11 AM  
It may be obvious, but three Game 7s offers a damn good chance of bonus hockey.

Game 7. Overtime.

The sweetest bonus hockey of all.
 
2014-04-30 10:28:25 AM  
Until Thursday and Round 2:

Rangers over Flyers

Avs over Wild

Sharks over Kings, Bonus Hockey Edition
 
2014-04-30 10:34:21 AM  
Welp.

I have decided to forgo my usual Wednesday happy hour activities and head home from work and enjoy a large meal before 7pm.

I think if I do that, it will be the only way I can have a semblance of a chance in hell of making it through the the rest of the week without liver failure.

Especially considering what will be going on Thursday night.

Picks tonight: Philly/Colorado/Sharks
 
2014-04-30 10:45:04 AM  

fatalvenom: .

Especially considering what will be going on Thursday night.


Thursday night?  Of what do you speak?

Ohhh, wait....

img.fark.net


4 down, 12 to go.
 
2014-04-30 10:51:05 AM  
c.o0bg.com
Paille has been cleared to play, and look who praticed with the team yesterday(no contact)... Hello Mr  Seidenberg

=)
 
2014-04-30 10:58:14 AM  
And I'm going to be stuck at home expecting a fairly large delivery. THANKS OBAMA.

/will try to remember to post pics
 
2014-04-30 11:02:55 AM  

21-37-42: fatalvenom: .
Especially considering what will be going on Thursday night.
Thursday night?  Of what do you speak?
Ohhh, wait....
[img.fark.net image 594x402]
4 down, 12 to go.


i36.photobucket.com

Publikwerks: Paille has been cleared to play


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-30 11:17:30 AM  
Philly 4
Rags 3

Sharks 2
Kings 4

Avs 4
Wild 5
 
2014-04-30 11:32:38 AM  

Publikwerks: [c.o0bg.com image 850x571]
Paille has been cleared to play, and look who praticed with the team yesterday(no contact)... Hello Mr  Seidenberg

=)


That's awesome.  Don't want to get my hopes up that he'd be back if they make it to the finals, but that would be most excellent.
 
2014-04-30 11:52:46 AM  
What's the projected schedule for the first few games of Round #2 at this point? I need to figure out if my Friday or my Saturday is going to be free this week.
 
2014-04-30 11:58:32 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's the projected schedule for the first few games of Round #2 at this point? I need to figure out if my Friday or my Saturday is going to be free this week.


Only thing up so far at NHL.com is Thursday @7:30 Habs / Bruins. There may be a game Friday, but it'd have someone that's playing tonight, but look for Saturday to be busy. and they'll want at least one Sunday.
 
2014-04-30 12:00:31 PM  

sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.


and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby
 
2014-04-30 12:08:20 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.

and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby


Three hours for a 2 minute race?  Okay then.  So a 12:30 and a 7:30 and a 10, maybe?
 
2014-04-30 12:11:29 PM  

sno man: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.

and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby

Three hours for a 2 minute race?  Okay then.  So a 12:30 and a 7:30 and a 10, maybe?


Yeah that's about right.
I think HNiC will push for Bruins/Habs @ 7:30
 
2014-04-30 12:17:42 PM  
I say Rangers, Wild, and Sharks.
 
2014-04-30 12:19:55 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2014-04-30 12:20:36 PM  

sno man: Three hours for a 2 minute race?


It's like basketball.
 
2014-04-30 12:23:43 PM  

WhiskeySticks: sno man: Three hours for a 2 minute race?

It's like basketball.


lol, I've been keeping up with the Raptors by getting twitter updates at the ends of the quarters, then with about 2 mins left on the clock, I watch the last half hour to 40 mins..
 
2014-04-30 12:42:24 PM  

21-37-42: fatalvenom: .

Especially considering what will be going on Thursday night.

Thursday night?  Of what do you speak?

Ohhh, wait....

[img.fark.net image 594x402]


4 down, 12 to go.


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2014-04-30 12:43:09 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.

and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby

Three hours for a 2 minute race?  Okay then.  So a 12:30 and a 7:30 and a 10, maybe?

Yeah that's about right.
I think HNiC will push for Bruins/Habs @ 7:30


bruins play at 12:30 on saturday
 
2014-04-30 12:51:14 PM  

irishman4: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.

and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby

Three hours for a 2 minute race?  Okay then.  So a 12:30 and a 7:30 and a 10, maybe?

Yeah that's about right.
I think HNiC will push for Bruins/Habs @ 7:30

bruins play at 12:30 on saturday


Cool. Thanks.
Just kinda surprised it's not in prime time.
 
2014-04-30 12:56:56 PM  

irishman4: bruins play at 12:30 on saturday


Primitive Screwhead: Cool. Thanks.
Just kinda surprised it's not in prime time.



That's NBC's asshattery as they always want hockey matchups in afternoon slots on the weekends. A few years ago the Penguins Senators series had the same problem. HNIC pushed hard to move the game to the evening slot, but Bettman and NBC overruled and the game went in the afternoon.

F*cking stupid.

A second round matchup of the most storied and ancient playoff rivalry in the history of the NHL and I'll be watching it at 10:30 in the morning? Ok. I'll be drinking before noon, f*ck it.
 
2014-04-30 12:57:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: irishman4: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: Primitive Screwhead: sno man: look for Saturday to be busy.

and scheduled around the Kentucky Derby

Three hours for a 2 minute race?  Okay then.  So a 12:30 and a 7:30 and a 10, maybe?

Yeah that's about right.
I think HNiC will push for Bruins/Habs @ 7:30

bruins play at 12:30 on saturday

Cool. Thanks.
Just kinda surprised it's not in prime time.


nhl.com doesn't have anything for Saturday yet.  It may well be then, but could still change.  CBC would prefer 7:00 -7:30 for that one, for sure, but they have been screwed by NBC before.
 
2014-04-30 12:58:58 PM  
If NBC gets the 12:30 spot for that game it will go into overtime. Just to screw with Derby coverage... again.
 
2014-04-30 01:04:03 PM  

Rev.K: I'll be drinking before noon, f*ck it.


That's the spirit!

sno man: 12:30 spot for that game it will go into overtime. Just to screw with Derby coverage... again.


That would be hilarious.
 
2014-04-30 01:17:18 PM  
WOOO WOOO motherfarkers

4.bp.blogspot.com

NEXT STOP THE BATTLE OF PA
 
2014-04-30 01:21:28 PM  
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6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
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17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
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22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
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2014-04-30 01:22:01 PM  

Rev.K: The Hockey News has footage of a fight that occurred in the stands last night in Philly.

NSFW

http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/wild-nsfw-brawl-between-flyers-and -r angers-fans-at-game-6/


Just to get it out before the anti philly crowd starts running with it, the actual story is that the rangers fans were being complete tools. Security came to remove them, one of the rangers fans got all slap happy, hit a flyers fan, and then ran off when the fight started.

Not that it means that the guys in flyers jerseys were justified in beating the crap out of him, but they didn't start it.

I'll be at MSG tonight in a flyers jersey. Nothing wrong with wearing the enemies colors and pulling for your team in their house, but you also need to not be a complete tool about it.
 
2014-04-30 01:40:09 PM  

LineNoise: WOOO WOOO motherfarkers

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NEXT STOP THE BATTLE OF PA


Alright that's some funny sh*t right there.

I really do want a PA battle in the second round, but I'm very afraid that the Flyers will win, because Fleury is.....not in top shape to begin with and the Flyers will get in Pittsburgh's head even before puck drop for Game 1.
 
2014-04-30 01:47:38 PM  
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THE WAYNE TRAIN IS MY FAVORITE ONE OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE'S FRIENDS

GO FLYERS
 
2014-04-30 01:59:48 PM  
This has probably been asked before, but what the hell is up with that fan in Philly who sits behind the Philly net in that blazing, bright neon green windbreaker thing.

I've seen at other rinks guys in the crowd wearing super bright neon, but the guy in Philly is by far the most consistent.

On almost all Philly home game highlights, you'll see him. He's been in that spot for years.


Of course, I can't find an image on Google, but you probably know what I mean.
 
2014-04-30 02:11:04 PM  
I am putting on my big boy drinking pants for tonight's game 7 awesomeness.
 
2014-04-30 02:17:05 PM  

Rev.K: This has probably been asked before, but what the hell is up with that fan in Philly who sits behind the Philly net in that blazing, bright neon green windbreaker thing.

I've seen at other rinks guys in the crowd wearing super bright neon, but the guy in Philly is by far the most consistent.

On almost all Philly home game highlights, you'll see him. He's been in that spot for years.

Of course, I can't find an image on Google, but you probably know what I mean.


Attention whore. Nothing more to say. Let's move on.
 
2014-04-30 02:19:30 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Attention whore. Nothing more to say. Let's move on.


Well if nothing else, I can commend him on his consistency.
 
2014-04-30 02:29:08 PM  

Rev.K: Of course, I can't find an image on Google, but you probably know what I mean.


Is this the guy?
 
2014-04-30 02:32:48 PM  
Here's the Fark group for the NHL bracket challenge

/3 pts off the lead w/ 2 of the 3 remaining series picked to go 7.  Woohoo!
//Go Sharks/Avs/Rangers
 
2014-04-30 02:38:01 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Is this the guy?


No. He's not in a whole suit.

Just an obnoxiously bright neon green windbreaker.
 
2014-04-30 02:56:07 PM  
Lolz marchand calling subban a dirty player.
 
2014-04-30 02:59:22 PM  

ontariolightning: Lolz marchand calling subban a dirty player.


Marchand is the Alex Burrows of the East.
 
2014-04-30 03:03:25 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
Just gonna leave this here...
 
2014-04-30 03:05:26 PM  

Rev.K: This has probably been asked before, but what the hell is up with that fan in Philly who sits behind the Philly net in that blazing, bright neon green windbreaker thing.

I've seen at other rinks guys in the crowd wearing super bright neon, but the guy in Philly is by far the most consistent.

On almost all Philly home game highlights, you'll see him. He's been in that spot for years.


Of course, I can't find an image on Google, but you probably know what I mean.


Promotion?  I know there's always people wearing neon green Bad Boys Bail Bonds tshirts behind the Sharks bench.
 
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