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(Gizmodo)   If you put all humans on a pile, they would take a really small space. Also, you would really not want to be on the bottom   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-30 09:14:02 AM  
If you laid everyone who cheated on the spouses end to end, they'd love it.
 
2014-04-30 09:52:25 AM  
I think I've seen this episode of South Park...
 
2014-04-30 09:57:35 AM  

xanadian: I think I've seen this episode of South Park...


BACK IN THE PILE!
 
2014-04-30 10:03:29 AM  
Kind of like getting off a train at Penn when all the escalators are going down to the platform.
 
2014-04-30 10:04:38 AM  
Some people like being on the bottom.
 
2014-04-30 10:07:22 AM  
This pile has nothing on a mole of moles.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:56 AM  
The total volume of human flesh on earth is considerably smaller than the Grand Canyon, therefore human-caused climate change is impossible.
 
2014-04-30 10:28:53 AM  
tuk er jerbs!
 
2014-04-30 10:30:56 AM  
It would also stink and the weight could crush everyone not in the topmost several layers.
 
2014-04-30 10:32:59 AM  
Look what we did to the grand canyon, used to be flat.
 
2014-04-30 10:33:29 AM  
derk a derr....
 
2014-04-30 10:36:28 AM  
On a pile of what?
 
2014-04-30 10:44:42 AM  
So does the last guy shut off the bulldozer and jump on top?
 
2014-04-30 10:50:30 AM  
Where would they take it?
 
2014-04-30 10:53:12 AM  
They should break it down further and have a pile of Americans, a pile of Africans, a pile of Swedes etc, and compare volumes.
 
2014-04-30 10:55:26 AM  

croesius: This pile has nothing on a mole of moles.


That was a terrific article.
 
2014-04-30 10:57:33 AM  
what's grosser than gross?
 
2014-04-30 11:08:00 AM  

Carn: It would also stink and the weight could crush everyone not in the topmost several layers.


That's how the pile stays so small. Much like how you can get 6 trucks or more worth of garbage into one trash truck.
 
2014-04-30 11:08:53 AM  

apotheosis27: what's grosser than gross?


A live one on the bottom, eating his way out?
 
2014-04-30 11:16:27 AM  

MythDragon: Carn: It would also stink and the weight could crush everyone not in the topmost several layers.

That's how the pile stays so small. Much like how you can get 6 trucks or more worth of garbage into one trash truck.


On the bright side, anyone who survived could wait for the new compost pile to finish (probably a year or two) and then have millions of tons of organic matter to add to their gardens.
 
2014-04-30 11:41:04 AM  
Is this considered a classic?

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 11:45:03 AM  

Carn: MythDragon: Carn: It would also stink and the weight could crush everyone not in the topmost several layers.

That's how the pile stays so small. Much like how you can get 6 trucks or more worth of garbage into one trash truck.

On the bright side, anyone who survived could wait for the new compost pile to finish (probably a year or two) and then have millions of tons of organic matter to add to their gardens.


I would just use the fertile fields that the dead people left.

And use all their other shiat.

Not sure who is going to build the pile though. They'll probably want a cut of my loot.

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-30 12:01:52 PM  

dbrunker: Is this considered a classic?

[img.fark.net image 280x396]


Came in for this.  Haven't seen that particular cover, though...
 
2014-04-30 12:33:26 PM  
And the guy next to you has gas.
 
2014-04-30 01:09:49 PM  

MythDragon: apotheosis27: what's grosser than gross?

A live one on the bottom, eating his way out?


BOOM!  Tip of the hat, sir.
 
2014-04-30 01:21:39 PM  
Wanted for questioning
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 01:48:30 PM  

Carn: It would also stink and the weight could crush everyone not in the topmost several layers.


A perfect metaphor for the financial system.
 
2014-04-30 03:30:12 PM  
That's stupid.

Run them through a woodchipper first, you'll compact them tighter.
 
2014-04-30 03:44:13 PM  

dbrunker: Is this considered a classic?

[img.fark.net image 280x396]


yes.
 
2014-04-30 07:06:40 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-30 07:12:14 PM  
You've never heard of squashing, subby?
 
2014-04-30 07:52:16 PM  
Hey baby, wanna pile all humans?
 
2014-05-01 01:10:23 AM  

PunGent: Came in for this.  Haven't seen that particular cover, though...



You're welcome!  I think that's the ebook cover.
 
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