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(Daily Mail)   Woman sets world record by wolfing down 12 pounds of pudding in only three minutes. What a waste of $240   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
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2014-04-30 08:47:05 AM  
Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.
 
2014-04-30 09:01:26 AM  
i28.tinypic.com

Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?
 
2014-04-30 09:12:57 AM  

dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.


Dammit.
/no education
 
2014-04-30 10:00:57 AM  
I bet she destroys the toilet.
 
2014-04-30 10:35:07 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she destroys the toilet.


HEY! I'm EATING here!
/Fat
 
2014-04-30 10:35:35 AM  
Was she a Sagittarius?
 
2014-04-30 10:35:40 AM  
Man, she's still slender, wonder where she's pudding it all?

/ba dum tsh
//fine I'll leave
 
2014-04-30 10:36:36 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 10:38:08 AM  
Psh, that's nothing compared to the man-gravy subby's mom can suck down.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:11 AM  
We need to study this woman, for science.  Seriously, she's got skills and she's rail thin.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:23 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-04-30 10:38:32 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-30 10:38:36 AM  

dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.


What makes that funnier is the pudding was vanilla.
 
2014-04-30 10:39:30 AM  

dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.


This is why vegetarians cannot eat pudding.
 
2014-04-30 10:40:26 AM  
Classy
 
2014-04-30 10:40:51 AM  
"You should be off pudding ..."
 
2014-04-30 10:41:00 AM  

dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.


She's pretty skinny though, I doubt anyone could see her hiding behind the bike shed. She might not have had to eat her meat first.
 
2014-04-30 10:41:01 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I bet she destroys the toilet.


Rumor has it that a

If Molly Schuyler plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that at the '13 Nebraska State Fair, she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2014-04-30 10:41:45 AM  
Aww, yeah!
 
2014-04-30 10:44:13 AM  

Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?


Awwwwww yeah.
 
2014-04-30 10:44:28 AM  

CarnySaur: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 300x168]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-04-30 10:45:09 AM  
Wow...she's quite the looker.
 
2014-04-30 10:46:16 AM  
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2014-04-30 10:47:21 AM  
That's a bowl of my sperm.
 
2014-04-30 10:49:13 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.

She's pretty skinny though, I doubt anyone could see her hiding behind the bike shed. She might not have had to eat her meat first.


What is wrong with you people? Ditty and I are the only ones that got the obvious reference in meat before pudding?
Here -
 
2014-04-30 10:50:04 AM  

Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?


Shhhhhh.

Don't worry your pretty little head 'bout it.
 
2014-04-30 10:51:25 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Prank Call of Cthulhu: dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.

She's pretty skinny though, I doubt anyone could see her hiding behind the bike shed. She might not have had to eat her meat first.

What is wrong with you people? Ditty and I are the only ones that got the obvious reference in meat before pudding?
Here -


Dammit,fe867b.medialib.glogster.com
 
2014-04-30 11:00:25 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Prank Call of Cthulhu: dittybopper: Consider this: She had to eat her meat first.

She's pretty skinny though, I doubt anyone could see her hiding behind the bike shed. She might not have had to eat her meat first.

What is wrong with you people? Ditty and I are the only ones that got the obvious reference in meat before pudding?
Here -


why did you think no one else got it?
 
2014-04-30 11:00:35 AM  

Arachnophobe: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Shhhhhh.

Don't worry your pretty little head 'bout it.


Awwwwwwww, yeah!
 
2014-04-30 11:00:41 AM  
So what? THIS girl eats 150 lbs. of Puddin' every night.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-30 11:05:16 AM  

Arachnophobe: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Shhhhhh.

Don't worry your pretty little head 'bout it.


Now 'scuse me while I kiss the sky.

/Barry & Levon are my heroes.
 
2014-04-30 11:06:51 AM  
ITT: People who get the reference vs. people who think Pink Floyd isn't awful.
 
2014-04-30 11:06:55 AM  

Carn: We need to study this woman, for science.  Seriously, she's got skills and she's rail thin.


Its called meth. It speeds up yor metabolism and has painkilling properties. It also makes you look like her and get horrible tatoos.
 
2014-04-30 11:06:57 AM  
She should have chosen the cuttlefish and asparagus instead.
 
2014-04-30 11:07:13 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: /Barry & Levon are my heroes.


Original Voice Barry is one of my heroes.

Effeminate Overdub DVD Release Barry is not.
 
2014-04-30 11:10:17 AM  
i62.tinypic.com

Looks like a bukakke vid.
 
2014-04-30 11:12:14 AM  

Carn: We need to study this woman, for science.  Seriously, she's got skills and she's rail thin.


I'm hoping there's a tapeworm involved..

 

LandOfChocolate: Rumor has it that a


Thanks for the mental image that just begs for some eyebleach....
 
2014-04-30 11:17:10 AM  
I would just like to thank everyone in this thread who has delivered.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
 
2014-04-30 11:20:32 AM  
Now I'm outa heeeeer.....
/I wanna dip my balls in it!
//Any other State refs?
 
2014-04-30 11:21:03 AM  

Folsom: [i62.tinypic.com image 634x375]

Looks like a bukakke vid.


So they would really have a "play by play" and "color commentator" for a pudding eating contest??
 
2014-04-30 11:24:56 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: Carn: We need to study this woman, for science.  Seriously, she's got skills and she's rail thin.

Its called meth. It speeds up yor metabolism and has painkilling properties. It also makes you look like her and get horrible tatoos.


Don't methheads lose all their teeth?  Seems like that would mess up her competitive eating, although for pudding maybe it actually gives her an advantage.
 
2014-04-30 11:25:51 AM  

WalMartian:


A+ reference
 
2014-04-30 11:30:14 AM  

Somacandra: [i28.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?


LincolnLogolas: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Awwwwww yeah.


Arachnophobe: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Shhhhhh.

Don't worry your pretty little head 'bout it.


Nojimbo: I would just like to thank everyone in this thread who has delivered.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.


You're all wrong, the correct line is: "Shhhhhhhhhh, it's not your concern."
 
2014-04-30 11:31:26 AM  

TV's Vinnie: So what? THIS girl eats 150 lbs. of Puddin' every night.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]


+1 nice.
 
2014-04-30 11:49:44 AM  
12 pounds of pudding, more like a waste of $20.26
 
2014-04-30 11:57:07 AM  
German Goo Girls.
 
2014-04-30 12:01:45 PM  

Carn: SeaMan Stainz: Carn: We need to study this woman, for science.  Seriously, she's got skills and she's rail thin.

Its called meth. It speeds up yor metabolism and has painkilling properties. It also makes you look like her and get horrible tatoos.

Don't methheads lose all their teeth?  Seems like that would mess up her competitive eating, although for pudding maybe it actually gives her an advantage.


There are strict rules about disqualification for doing it during the event, but I'm pretty sure that all competitive eaters, at least those I've heard speak candidly about it, admit to vomiting up all the food after the contest.
 
2014-04-30 12:03:33 PM  

Starshines: Somacandra: [i28.tinypic.com image 640x480]

Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

LincolnLogolas: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Awwwwww yeah.

Arachnophobe: Somacandra: Nice one, Subs.

Wonder where they got the $240?

Shhhhhh.

Don't worry your pretty little head 'bout it.

Nojimbo: I would just like to thank everyone in this thread who has delivered.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

You're all wrong, the correct line is: "Shhhhhhhhhh, it's not your concern."


file1.uploadsociety.com
 
2014-04-30 12:12:25 PM  
Came for The State references, leaving incredibly satisfied.

/Awwwwwww yeeeeeeaaaaah
 
2014-04-30 12:17:16 PM  
came here for barry and Levon, left happy.
 
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