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(Entertainment Weekly)   Game of Thrones's best new character will not return this season   (popwatch.ew.com) divider line 81
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2014-04-30 08:47:40 AM
Protecting the king!
 
2014-04-30 08:54:07 AM
I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.
 
2014-04-30 09:01:36 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


I think that was sort of the joke, as the scene before had Jaime promising Cersei that Tommen was safe and didn't need more than one guard.
 
2014-04-30 09:03:47 AM
Who?
 
2014-04-30 09:05:55 AM

texdent: Who?


Ser Cockblock the cat
 
2014-04-30 09:13:07 AM
My new hobby shall be registering Twitter and Facebook account for minor characters of (hopefully) very popular books that get turned into TV shows. Then I can sell them to people or use them to spout quotes from my manifesto.
 
2014-04-30 09:24:49 AM
That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.
 
2014-04-30 09:25:54 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


She probably had her brother blow the guard
 
2014-04-30 09:28:17 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


Did they make Loras kingsguard in the show or are they saving that for sweeps?
She's technically sort of the queen - she commands the kingsguard.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:56 AM
I'm a little upset that Ser Pounce wasn't a gift from Margery to help soften Tommen to her advances. But oh well, changes will be made.
 
2014-04-30 09:29:58 AM

moothemagiccow: Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.

Did they make Loras kingsguard in the show or are they saving that for sweeps?
She's technically sort of the queen - she commands the kingsguard.


He's supposed to marry Cersei
 
2014-04-30 09:31:31 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


Maybe the same way someone later gets into the Tower Of The Hand.

Seriously, Varys may have helped, directly or indirectly.

Confabulat: I think that was sort of the joke, as the scene before had Jaime promising Cersei that Tommen was safe and didn't need more than one guard.


This also.
 
2014-04-30 09:35:07 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


Under Robert Baratheon a clause that prohibited cockblocking the king was added to the kingsguard contract.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:28 AM
I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.
 
2014-04-30 09:37:37 AM

Pocket Ninja


I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.


She was married to the king for a half-hour or so, and could easily make the case to a guard that he would lose his head if he didn't let her visit her brother-in-law.
 
2014-04-30 09:41:24 AM
What a shock: the internet gets worked up over a cat. Learn a new tune, guys.
 
2014-04-30 09:42:59 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


See Jaime probably let her in because she's going to be his new wife soon and he's OK with them getting to know each other. Also to spite Cersei.
 
2014-04-30 09:43:06 AM
Ser Scratch obviously stabbed him in the back, on orders from King Edward Wellington Mouseripper the Fourth.
 
2014-04-30 09:48:22 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


There are secret passages all over the place. Plus, she's the Queen-in-waiting and, in the show, every member of the King's Guard besides Jaime is literally a non-entity.
 
2014-04-30 09:48:25 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


Maybe somebody got the Hand(ie) of the Queen.
 
2014-04-30 09:53:39 AM

Heron: There are secret passages all over the place.


Secret passages? She came in through the front door. It creaked and everything.

ShonenBat:

See Jaime probably let her in because she's going to be his new wife soon and he's OK with them getting to know each other. Also to spite Cersei.

I guess I could see this being the case.
 
2014-04-30 09:54:29 AM
Also, if there's one thing at all we know for sure about Jaime Lannister, is he's absolutely terrible at keeping kings safe.
 
2014-04-30 09:55:32 AM

ShonenBat: Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.

See Jaime probably let her in because she's going to be his new wife soon and he's OK with them getting to know each other. Also to spite Cersei.


The Kingslayer has to watch put for the Kings' Layer.
 
2014-04-30 10:02:52 AM
Is this something from Harry Potter or Walking Dead?  I'm confused.
 
2014-04-30 10:04:18 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Pocket Ninja

I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.


She was married to the king for a half-hour or so, and could easily make the case to a guard that he would lose his head if he didn't let her visit her brother-in-law.


That would get her in the door, but it wouldn't help her visit stay secret from Cersei. That's just as important as the access itself.
 
2014-04-30 10:07:47 AM

NeoCortex42


Englebert Slaptyback: Pocket Ninja

I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.


She was married to the king for a half-hour or so, and could easily make the case to a guard that he would lose his head if he didn't let her visit her brother-in-law.

That would get her in the door, but it wouldn't help her visit stay secret from Cersei. That's just as important as the access itself.


Obviously the same condition (i.e. head on a spike) would persuade the guard to keep his mouth shut as well.
 
2014-04-30 10:35:25 AM

Mad_Radhu: ShonenBat: Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.

See Jaime probably let her in because she's going to be his new wife soon and he's OK with them getting to know each other. Also to spite Cersei.

The Kingslayer has to watch put for the Kings' Layer.


Hey, now, only three kings died while he was protecting them.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:33 AM
Out of all the nocturnal shenanigans at the Red Keep, this one is barely noticeable.

Don't tell me Ros didn't put up a fight.
 
2014-04-30 10:39:33 AM

moothemagiccow: Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.ell

The girl, not the cat.

Did they make Loras kingsguard in the show or are they saving that for sweeps?
She's technically sort of the queen - she commands the kingsguard.


They might not make Loras a Kingsgaurd on the show.  In the book he has an older brother to carry on the family name.  Here, Loras's only sibling is his sister.  He probably won't make the choice to join the Kingsgaurd and leave the Tyrell's without a direct heir.  In the show, the Tyrell's even briefly tried to hook Loras up with Sansa (where it was attempting to pair Sansa with the older brother in the books).  Show Loras has family duties, and one of those is marrying for power.
 
2014-04-30 10:52:30 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: NeoCortex42

Englebert Slaptyback: Pocket Ninja

I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.


She was married to the king for a half-hour or so, and could easily make the case to a guard that he would lose his head if he didn't let her visit her brother-in-law.

That would get her in the door, but it wouldn't help her visit stay secret from Cersei. That's just as important as the access itself.


Obviously the same condition (i.e. head on a spike) would persuade the guard to keep his mouth shut as well.


There's always the simple knowing look, followed by "The king sent for me."
 
2014-04-30 11:01:32 AM

Mad_Radhu: The Kingslayer has to watch put for the Kings' Layer.



The typo made this mad confusing for a few seconds - really killed an otherwise outstandingly bit o' wit
 
2014-04-30 11:02:45 AM
So when does Tommen get to play with Margary's three pussy...cats.
 
2014-04-30 11:04:40 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Mad_Radhu: The Kingslayer has to watch put for the Kings' Layer.


The typo made this mad confusing for a few seconds - really killed an otherwise outstandingly bit o' wit


Crap, I didn't notice it when I previewed.
 
2014-04-30 11:25:53 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like someone to explain to me how she was able to get into the king's throne room at night when there's supposedly a guard or three stationed right outside the door.

The girl, not the cat.


There's two possibilities:

1) There's secret passages throughout the Red Keep. Which is great if you want to assassinate a king. So maybe they should work on sealing those up, or at the very least have them open only from the inside.

2) The one guard was convinced to let her through a regular door. A Tyrell, going in to see King Baratheon, days after the previous King Baratheon was assassinated. That one guard is a freaking genius. "Huh. If she poisons our new King Regent, man...I am going to be in sooooo much trouble. Maybe I shouldn't have let her in."
 
2014-04-30 11:40:17 AM

Bruce Campbell: That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.


Gary-L: I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.


I don't know what it is, but despite the fact that some of her features seem somewhat off, she's scorching hot. And that little smirk of hers is sexy as hell, it's what gives her that look like she wants to fark until you both die of dehydration.
 
2014-04-30 11:49:40 AM
So....  Not Chekhov's cat, I guess.
 
2014-04-30 11:58:01 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Bruce Campbell: That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.

Gary-L: I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.

I don't know what it is, but despite the fact that some of her features seem somewhat off, she's scorching hot. And that little smirk of hers is sexy as hell, it's what gives her that look like she wants to fark until you both die of dehydration.


Ha!  I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that.  Thank you!!!

1-media-cdn.foolz.us


/Watch her in The Tudors
//Smoking Smirk
///I'd let her fark me SILLY!!!  TWO TIMES
 
2014-04-30 12:57:34 PM
Ser Pounce will be hosting Caturdays on Fark as his new job.
 
2014-04-30 01:06:12 PM
Is it just me or did that cat look like it needed a good brushing?
 
2014-04-30 01:13:34 PM
Will they stunt-cast Grumpy Cat next series as his antagonist?
 
2014-04-30 01:23:30 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Bruce Campbell: That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.

Gary-L: I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.

I don't know what it is, but despite the fact that some of her features seem somewhat off, she's scorching hot. And that little smirk of hers is sexy as hell, it's what gives her that look like she wants to fark until you both die of dehydration.


And there's also more than a little hint of "anything goes" in it.
 
2014-04-30 01:29:13 PM
The next appearence better be as a dragon appetizer.
 
2014-04-30 01:36:58 PM

Heron: every member of the King's Guard besides Jaime is literally a non-entity


Nonsense.

Barristan Selmy, Mandon Moore, and Meryn Trant all have had significant screen time as members of the King's Guard.
 
2014-04-30 01:39:15 PM
Ser Pounce, I'm told, is a raper.
 
2014-04-30 01:40:43 PM

Langston: texdent: Who?

Ser Cockblock the cat


hahaha
 
2014-04-30 01:59:01 PM

Flappyhead: Dingleberry Dickwad: Bruce Campbell: That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.

Gary-L: I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.

I don't know what it is, but despite the fact that some of her features seem somewhat off, she's scorching hot. And that little smirk of hers is sexy as hell, it's what gives her that look like she wants to fark until you both die of dehydration.

And there's also more than a little hint of "anything goes" in it.


She did the same thing in the first Captain America movie - grabbed a big piece of Cap to thank him after the rescue mission and almost (almost!) provoked a catfight with Peggy Carter.
 
2014-04-30 02:08:26 PM
What about Ser Not-appearing-in-this-film?
 
2014-04-30 02:27:55 PM

jdjoker: Flappyhead: Dingleberry Dickwad: Bruce Campbell: That chick's wry smile would be enough for her to seduce me.

Gary-L: I swear, Natalie Dormer just has this look like she wants to fark, and when I say fark, I mean, FARK LIKE A FARKING BANSHEE.

Yes, it's acting, but dammit if that were real life that kid/King to be would have been given the ride of his life.

I don't know what it is, but despite the fact that some of her features seem somewhat off, she's scorching hot. And that little smirk of hers is sexy as hell, it's what gives her that look like she wants to fark until you both die of dehydration.

And there's also more than a little hint of "anything goes" in it.

She did the same thing in the first Captain America movie - grabbed a big piece of Cap to thank him after the rescue mission and almost (almost!) provoked a catfight with Peggy Carter.


Didn't Margaery also get Renly drunk and offer to take it in the pooper as a way to get him to start having sex with her so she could ease him into having babby making sex?
 
2014-04-30 02:35:34 PM
They'll find another cat. Were on our third Mountain.
 
2014-04-30 02:39:41 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Is it just me or did that cat look like it needed a good brushing?


It looks like a Maine Coon, which are characteristically huge and wild-haired.
 
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