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(New York Daily News)   Zach Braff breaks up with his longtime girlfriend, plans to use Kickstarter to fund his search for a new chocolate bear   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-04-30 08:49:14 AM  
Boy that's a tough break there Newbie. But here's the thing Charlene, I reheeheeheelly don't care about your nerdy white sex life anymore than I care about the latest Hugh Jackman movie so just run along Denise.
 
2014-04-30 10:05:18 AM  
A guy breaks up with this girlfriend and it was his lifelong ream to be a part of a Broadway musical.

Make of that what you will.
 
2014-04-30 10:05:25 AM  
No hands.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:26 AM  

H31N0US: A guy breaks up with this girlfriend and it was his lifelong ream to be a part of a Broadway musical.

Make of that what you will.


Dude, that there is what you call a miraculous typing error. Congratulations.
 
2014-04-30 10:15:34 AM  
So five years is now longtime.
 
2014-04-30 10:48:20 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: So five years is now longtime.


In Hollywood years, yes.
 
2014-04-30 11:26:26 AM  

Infobahn: CigaretteSmokingMan: So five years is now longtime.

In Hollywood years, yes.


That's like 25 Kardashians
 
2014-04-30 12:02:05 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Boy that's a tough break there Newbie. But here's the thing Charlene, I reheeheeheelly don't care about your nerdy white sex life anymore than I care about the latest Hugh Jackman movie so just run along Denise.


Well played.
 
2014-04-30 12:41:13 PM  
www.mashbout.com
 
2014-04-30 01:08:20 PM  
I can haz Sarah Chalke thread?

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I know there's plenty of them if I would go through the archives, but one more doesn't hurt.
 
2014-04-30 01:32:04 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Boy that's a tough break there Newbie. But here's the thing Charlene, I reheeheeheelly don't care about your nerdy white sex life anymore than I care about the latest Hugh Jackman movie so just run along Denise.


Well someone just won the internet. Nice job.
 
2014-04-30 01:41:13 PM  
Was the last thing that she said to him "And I hate your hair!"
 
2014-04-30 02:20:36 PM  
Sasha!
 
2014-04-30 02:34:03 PM  

Pfighting Polish: I can haz Sarah Chalke thread?

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I know there's plenty of them if I would go through the archives, but one more doesn't hurt.


Her head looks far too big for her body.

/Do not want
 
2014-04-30 02:57:45 PM  
I wonder if she likes anal....
 
2014-04-30 03:14:56 PM  

H31N0US: A guy breaks up with this girlfriend and it was his lifelong ream to be a part of a Broadway musical.

Make of that what you will.


Are you intimating that he may prefer guy love between two guys?
 
2014-04-30 07:22:04 PM  
Zach Braff aka the proto Ray Romano.
 
2014-05-01 03:15:07 PM  
All I know is that Hutch is crazy.
 
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