blatz514: Meh...would.[kptv.images.worldnow.com image 645x484]
gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some
Prof. Frink: blatz514: Meh...would.You're missing a "t" there, blatz514.
abhorrent1: I'll take the one in the middle and "rehab" her, if you know what I mean./If you don't. I mean have sex with her
Coming on a Bicycle: I'd do all three of them that's what.
dryknife: Mike Rowe with Beaverton policestated it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
johnny_vegas: gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3someI know right? It's almost as if that was not true....if you wait around a little longer someone will digest the article into something short and succint and save you a bunch of time.
RedfordRenegade: Coming on a Bicycle: I'd do all three of them that's what.I don't disagree with you, but I would wear at least one rubber for each one of them.
AugieDoggyDaddy: gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3someIs reading that hard for you?
rev. dave: Oh noes, the children.....
FarkQued: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]She was one of the two dancing around with no panties, she can work off her community service at my house.
dpzum1: "The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said."
Cerebral Ballsy: I am shocked, shocked! That they were found to have drugs on them.
dustygrimp: All three of them. If I saw them as they were going out and not after being arrested and given time to come down from whatever they were on, I would fark all three of them. And so would you.
captjc: dpzum1: "The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said."Not bad, I typically don't leave the house without at the very least two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that I need all of that, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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