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(KATU)   Three Beaverton women arrested for lewd behavior after twerking and exposing a ton of beaver   (katu.com) divider line 51
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2014-04-30 10:10:04 AM  
Hopefully, for this fine, they'll opt to pay electronically.
 
2014-04-30 10:10:04 AM  
You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some
 
2014-04-30 10:10:36 AM  
How is this NOT about Lindsay Lohan?
 
2014-04-30 10:10:49 AM  
Meh...would.

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2014-04-30 10:10:50 AM  
I am shocked, shocked! That they were found to have drugs on them.
 
2014-04-30 10:10:55 AM  
It is when you expose your genitals in the process.
 
2014-04-30 10:11:21 AM  

blatz514: Meh...would.

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With those split ends? No thank you.
 
2014-04-30 10:11:39 AM  
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2014-04-30 10:11:47 AM  
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2014-04-30 10:12:57 AM  

gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some


Exposure and urinating in public as well.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:11 AM  
I'll take the one in the middle and "rehab" her, if you know what I mean.

/If you don't. I mean have sex with her
 
2014-04-30 10:14:04 AM  

gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some


I know right?  It's almost as if that was not true....if you wait around a little longer someone will digest the article into something short and succint and save you a bunch of time.
 
2014-04-30 10:15:45 AM  
Oh noes, the children.....
 
2014-04-30 10:15:52 AM  
Why is the reporter wearing a giant green diaper around her neck? Why were we not warned about Miley Cyrus? Can we arrest Miley?
 
2014-04-30 10:17:59 AM  

blatz514: Meh...would.


You're missing a "t" there, blatz514.
 
2014-04-30 10:19:25 AM  

Prof. Frink: blatz514: Meh...would.

You're missing a "t" there, blatz514.


Tmeh?

Meht?

T'would?

Would't?
 
2014-04-30 10:21:50 AM  
Any of them would twerk for me. Low standards, I has them.
 
2014-04-30 10:24:44 AM  
FTFA: Police say that when the trio left the building...lifting up their dresses and exposing themselves to people while one of them videotaped it with her cellphone. Officers say Medak then began urinating in the parking lot...."The twerking itself, fine, but the fact that they were exposing their bare genitalia and one of them urinated in public, that's where the concern is....The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said.

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/Coura is cute, but no
 
2014-04-30 10:25:47 AM  

gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some


Is reading that hard for you?
 
2014-04-30 10:29:44 AM  
How does one spell Pussy Riot in English?
 
2014-04-30 10:31:05 AM  
 Mike Rowe with Beaverton policestated it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
 
2014-04-30 10:31:44 AM  
I'd do all three of them that's what.
 
2014-04-30 10:33:21 AM  

abhorrent1: I'll take the one in the middle and "rehab" her, if you know what I mean.

/If you don't. I mean have sex with her


That's what I like about you, you're willing to take a proactive role in stopping this anti-social behavior.  I wonder if the judge will release her into your custody, so that you may begin the "treatment" ASAP.
 
2014-04-30 10:35:01 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: I'd do all three of them that's what.


I don't disagree with you, but I would wear at least one rubber for each one of them.
 
2014-04-30 10:38:29 AM  

dryknife:  Mike Rowe with Beaverton policestated it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.


He also had on a rubber glove up to his elbow at the time.
 
2014-04-30 10:46:22 AM  

johnny_vegas: gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some

I know right?  It's almost as if that was not true....if you wait around a little longer someone will digest the article into something short and succint and save you a bunch of time.


I don't like reading or twerking. And twerking while reading is the worst.
 
2014-04-30 10:46:59 AM  

RedfordRenegade: Coming on a Bicycle: I'd do all three of them that's what.

I don't disagree with you, but I would wear at least one rubber for each one of them.


Well, they've got "purdy" mouths, and that's a little safer.
 
2014-04-30 10:47:28 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: gestug: You can get arrested for twerking now? Aw3some

Is reading that hard for you?


I cried a littel when you said that, but then I remembered, I wrote a 3 in Aw3some, so it was all better.
 
2014-04-30 10:52:08 AM  
Not even with your dick
 
2014-04-30 11:09:56 AM  
"The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said."
 
2014-04-30 11:20:14 AM  
TFA "The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them"

Why would you do stupid shiat outside city hall if you know you have so many drugs on your person?

I've taken truckloads of drugs back in the day and have even done some stupid shiat but never in front of a witness...

Maybe they couldn't handle the drugs?
 
2014-04-30 11:20:37 AM  
Stay classy Beaverton.
 
2014-04-30 11:41:25 AM  
I'll withhold my judgment until we can see the video.

/anyone?
 
2014-04-30 11:43:58 AM  
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She was one of the two dancing around with no panties, she can work off her community service at my house.
 
2014-04-30 11:50:06 AM  

rev. dave: Oh noes, the children.....


Isn't that what the President says when he talks about climate change and gun control?
 
2014-04-30 11:55:15 AM  
What a ton of beaver might look like
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Or

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IEB.  Instant Eye Bleach.
 
2014-04-30 12:06:48 PM  
All three of them.  If I saw them as they were going out and not after being arrested and given time to come down from whatever they were on, I would fark all three of them.  And so would you.
 
2014-04-30 12:08:05 PM  

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She was one of the two dancing around with no panties, she can work off her community service at my house.


Duaghter I am Disappoint?
 
2014-04-30 12:19:40 PM  

blatz514: Meh...would.

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You're in luck, she just dumped Donald Sterling!
 
2014-04-30 12:29:00 PM  
I would do all three of them, one at a time or all at once or both.
 
2014-04-30 12:32:02 PM  
"They can dance as much as they want on the sidewalk as long as they don't do it in a manner that's offensive."

Immediately thought of.....

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2014-04-30 12:46:37 PM  

dpzum1: "The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said."


Not bad, I typically don't leave the house without at the very least two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that I need all of that, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2014-04-30 12:58:26 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: I am shocked, shocked! That they were found to have drugs on them.


And these are the types of people in the 53% that the top 47% have to give tax dollars to.
 
2014-04-30 01:02:21 PM  
Any one of them, or any pair, or all three--sure, whatever. Not so disgusting I wouldn't, but would want them properly gagged by the look of them.
 
2014-04-30 01:12:13 PM  
Smoking Gun faces of meth before pictures.
 
2014-04-30 01:18:58 PM  

dustygrimp: All three of them.  If I saw them as they were going out and not after being arrested and given time to come down from whatever they were on, I would fark all three of them.  And so would you.


you don't even know me

and yet, you are correct.
 
2014-04-30 01:41:37 PM  
They'll be registered sex offenders now right?
 
2014-04-30 03:26:10 PM  
I don't want a *ton* of beaver, subby. At least not all at once!
 
2014-04-30 03:55:02 PM  

captjc: dpzum1: "The three had marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine and prescription drugs on them, police said."

Not bad, I typically don't leave the house without at the very least two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that I need all of that, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


But do you have a 300 pound Samona attorney?
 
2014-04-30 07:04:41 PM  
Nah, I opted for the blue long-nosed alien with a PhD.

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