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(CTV News)   Not news: Man hangs out in park. News: So do his genitals. Fark: The name of the park. TotalFark: The name of the guy   (ottawa.ctvnews.ca) divider line 27
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14311 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2014 at 9:03 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-30 08:36:19 AM  
9 votes:
Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
img.fark.net
2014-04-30 09:20:32 AM  
3 votes:
Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.
2014-04-30 09:14:53 AM  
3 votes:

RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.


It'll be a hung jury
2014-04-30 09:13:04 AM  
3 votes:
What's so funny about him being named Donald?
2014-04-30 09:08:47 AM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!


The case won't stand up in court.
2014-04-30 09:06:03 AM  
3 votes:
Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.
2014-04-30 09:23:11 AM  
2 votes:

packman_jon: sno man: Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
[img.fark.net image 620x465]

What's beyond Ultra Fark?  Is it Thunderdome?  If so, is there anything beyond Thunderdome?


If the Crown Attorney (prosecutor) is named Cockburn I think the internet will implode.
2014-04-30 09:20:04 AM  
2 votes:

AspectRatio: Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!

The case won't stand up in court.


I have hope he'll blow them away with his testemony.
2014-04-30 09:18:10 AM  
2 votes:

AspectRatio: RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.

It'll be a hung jury


No matter what the sentence is, he'll be doing hard time.
2014-04-30 09:16:03 AM  
2 votes:
He has a wife, you know.
2014-04-30 09:14:41 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Surprise popadick.
2014-04-30 09:13:20 AM  
2 votes:
Popadick at Mooney.


/ mirab with dick unpopped
2014-04-30 08:38:33 AM  
2 votes:
Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!
2014-05-01 12:46:51 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: FARKWING_DUCK: AspectRatio: RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.

It'll be a hung jury

No matter what the sentence is, he'll be doing hard time.

That'll teach him to run afoul of the penile system.


He deserves a stiff penalty
2014-04-30 12:22:02 PM  
1 votes:
Was the girl he was flashing named Dixie?
2014-04-30 10:24:32 AM  
1 votes:
I hope he doesn't try to represent himself. If he takes matters into his own hands, he'll surely get what's coming.
2014-04-30 10:22:50 AM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.


It was. For a day. That day is long past.


No. It's still funny.
2014-04-30 10:04:27 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Ahem.  I said "testemony."

Work with me, people!  ;-)


You've got some balls.
2014-04-30 09:58:09 AM  
1 votes:
Thought maybe it was going to be Dude Chilling Park...
2014-04-30 09:48:30 AM  
1 votes:
I LOL'd

Nice find subster.

media0.giphy.com
2014-04-30 09:33:14 AM  
1 votes:
What did on testicle say to the other?

Sure is a nice night to hang out in the park.
2014-04-30 09:21:37 AM  
1 votes:
Long ago while hanging out by Hog's Back falls at 1 AM, my friends and I heard bagpipes coming from a hill in Mooney's Bay park. We walked over there and found a piper in a kilt practisiing that one song pipers always play. We sat cross-legged at her feet in the dark until she finished and then quietly ran down the hill.
2014-04-30 09:17:51 AM  
1 votes:

sno man: Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
[img.fark.net image 620x465]


What's beyond Ultra Fark?  Is it Thunderdome?  If so, is there anything beyond Thunderdome?
2014-04-30 09:15:12 AM  
1 votes:
Mamadick will not be pleased, is my guess.
2014-04-30 09:11:25 AM  
1 votes:
I'm guessing he had a very rough childhood.
2014-04-30 09:08:26 AM  
1 votes:

RedfordRenegade: Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.


There's a lady in my hometown named Lotta Dick, should have kept her maiden name.

Then again my middle name is Dick, so I'm getting a kick...
2014-04-30 07:09:58 AM  
1 votes:
lol penis
 
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