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(CTV News)   Not news: Man hangs out in park. News: So do his genitals. Fark: The name of the park. TotalFark: The name of the guy   ( divider line
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14333 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2014 at 9:03 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-30 10:24:32 AM  
I hope he doesn't try to represent himself. If he takes matters into his own hands, he'll surely get what's coming.
2014-04-30 10:31:14 AM  
I work with a guy whose last name is Pincock.  His first name doesn't make it any better.  His elementary school years had to be rough.
2014-04-30 12:22:02 PM  
Was the girl he was flashing named Dixie?
2014-04-30 03:45:15 PM  
I have enjoyed this thread!  I am not sharp witted enough to add to it, but I applaud the commentors!
2014-04-30 05:23:24 PM  
I tried to submit this yesterday as "A guy named Popadick popped a D out at the park".  meh. :/
2014-04-30 06:18:25 PM  
CTV's reporting this story got their website more hits than any other: More than 300,000.

I submitted this with a worse headline.
2014-05-01 12:46:51 AM  

JonnyBGoode: FARKWING_DUCK: AspectRatio: RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.

It'll be a hung jury

No matter what the sentence is, he'll be doing hard time.

That'll teach him to run afoul of the penile system.

He deserves a stiff penalty
2014-05-01 02:18:16 AM  
There was a Harley dealer in Orlando named Dick Farmer
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