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2014-04-30 06:07:26 AM
High. Larious.
 
2014-04-30 07:09:58 AM
lol penis
 
2014-04-30 08:36:19 AM
Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 08:38:33 AM
Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!
 
2014-04-30 09:06:03 AM
Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.
 
2014-04-30 09:07:06 AM
Damn pigs....
 
2014-04-30 09:08:26 AM

RedfordRenegade: Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.


There's a lady in my hometown named Lotta Dick, should have kept her maiden name.

Then again my middle name is Dick, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2014-04-30 09:08:47 AM

Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!


The case won't stand up in court.
 
2014-04-30 09:09:40 AM

AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.


You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?
 
2014-04-30 09:10:42 AM
"Dere's a man wit da name Pepperoni?". Obscure?
 
2014-04-30 09:11:23 AM

hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?


I hope the proceedings don't limp along.
 
2014-04-30 09:11:25 AM
I'm guessing he had a very rough childhood.
 
2014-04-30 09:11:59 AM
It's not a pickle park, is it?
 
2014-04-30 09:13:04 AM
What's so funny about him being named Donald?
 
2014-04-30 09:13:20 AM
Popadick at Mooney.


/ mirab with dick unpopped
 
2014-04-30 09:14:41 AM
img.fark.net

Surprise popadick.
 
2014-04-30 09:14:53 AM

RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.


It'll be a hung jury
 
2014-04-30 09:15:12 AM
Mamadick will not be pleased, is my guess.
 
2014-04-30 09:16:03 AM
He has a wife, you know.
 
2014-04-30 09:17:51 AM

sno man: Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
[img.fark.net image 620x465]


What's beyond Ultra Fark?  Is it Thunderdome?  If so, is there anything beyond Thunderdome?
 
2014-04-30 09:18:09 AM
Eh, one of my friends in highschool had the last name of Papendick....

pronounced Pop'n'Dick
 
2014-04-30 09:18:10 AM

AspectRatio: RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.

It'll be a hung jury


No matter what the sentence is, he'll be doing hard time.
 
2014-04-30 09:18:49 AM
It's the perfect storm of park, perp and copper.
 
2014-04-30 09:20:04 AM

AspectRatio: Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!

The case won't stand up in court.


I have hope he'll blow them away with his testemony.
 
2014-04-30 09:20:32 AM
Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.
 
2014-04-30 09:20:36 AM

sno man: Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
[img.fark.net image 620x465]


OH COME ON!  That level of perfection is like a once-in-a-generation event.
 
2014-04-30 09:21:37 AM
Long ago while hanging out by Hog's Back falls at 1 AM, my friends and I heard bagpipes coming from a hill in Mooney's Bay park. We walked over there and found a piper in a kilt practisiing that one song pipers always play. We sat cross-legged at her feet in the dark until she finished and then quietly ran down the hill.
 
2014-04-30 09:23:11 AM

packman_jon: sno man: Ultra Fark, the name of the police spokesman...
[img.fark.net image 620x465]

What's beyond Ultra Fark?  Is it Thunderdome?  If so, is there anything beyond Thunderdome?


If the Crown Attorney (prosecutor) is named Cockburn I think the internet will implode.
 
2014-04-30 09:24:50 AM
braver man than I am. I live 5 minutes from there, and it has NOT been warm enough for me to contemplate waving anything around in the breeze.
 
2014-04-30 09:26:56 AM

markfara: Mamadick will not be pleased, is my guess.


Not 'Papadick', silly rabbit. 'Pop-a-dick', which is precisely what he did.
 
2014-04-30 09:32:10 AM
Someone left their junk out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to spank it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooo...
 
2014-04-30 09:32:46 AM
This probably wouldn't have happened if he'd been born to Mr. and Mrs. Smugglechode.
 
2014-04-30 09:33:14 AM
What did on testicle say to the other?

Sure is a nice night to hang out in the park.
 
2014-04-30 09:33:27 AM

CruJones: RedfordRenegade: Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.

There's a lady in my hometown named Lotta Dick, should have kept her maiden name.

Then again my middle name is Dick, so I'm getting a kick...


There's a guy that used to live around here ( I think he's passed away) named Golden Dick. Just think of that. It's a man... no marrying into that name. His parents named him Golden Dick.

There's also a Golden Pancake around here. Again, his parents named him that.
 
2014-04-30 09:39:14 AM

QueenMamaBee: CruJones: RedfordRenegade: Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.

There's a lady in my hometown named Lotta Dick, should have kept her maiden name.

Then again my middle name is Dick, so I'm getting a kick...

There's a guy that used to live around here ( I think he's passed away) named Golden Dick. Just think of that. It's a man... no marrying into that name. His parents named him Golden Dick.

There's also a Golden Pancake around here. Again, his parents named him that.


I worked with a guy named Iby Dick (I-be) and another guy named Wiley Hollapeter.
 
2014-04-30 09:43:10 AM
This is just too awesome.

I live in Centretown. I knew Ottawa was full of dicks/dickheads/etc., but this is brilliant.
 
2014-04-30 09:45:38 AM
Dude, just move to Vancouver.
 
2014-04-30 09:47:07 AM

QueenMamaBee: CruJones: RedfordRenegade: Popadick, huh?  Can't beat a name like that.

There's a lady in my hometown named Lotta Dick, should have kept her maiden name.

Then again my middle name is Dick, so I'm getting a kick...

There's a guy that used to live around here ( I think he's passed away) named Golden Dick. Just think of that. It's a man... no marrying into that name. His parents named him Golden Dick.

There's also a Golden Pancake around here. Again, his parents named him that.


Apparently Mr. Pancake has passed on. I found his brother's obituary and it says he was preceded in death by his brother Golden. Everyone else in the family got a normal name, except poor Golden.

http://www.dailyindependent.com/obituaries/x82992161/Harold-Austin-P an cake-1924-2013/print
 
2014-04-30 09:48:30 AM
I LOL'd

Nice find subster.

media0.giphy.com
 
2014-04-30 09:49:38 AM

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.


Gene is legend.
 
2014-04-30 09:58:09 AM
Thought maybe it was going to be Dude Chilling Park...
 
2014-04-30 09:59:09 AM

FARKWING_DUCK: AspectRatio: RedfordRenegade: hardinparamedic: AspectRatio: The case won't stand up in court.

You're saying the cops are a little flaccid on this one?

I hope the proceedings don't limp along.

It'll be a hung jury

No matter what the sentence is, he'll be doing hard time.


That'll teach him to run afoul of the penile system.
 
2014-04-30 10:02:14 AM
Ahem.  I said "testemony."

Work with me, people!  ;-)
 
2014-04-30 10:04:27 AM

Diogenes: Ahem.  I said "testemony."

Work with me, people!  ;-)


You've got some balls.
 
2014-04-30 10:11:30 AM

Diogenes: AspectRatio: Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!

The case won't stand up in court.

I have hope he'll blow them away with his testemony.


The interesting thrust of the testimony will likely come in spurts, maybe even exhibiting some evidence in the form of flash photography, the jury will deliberate long and hard, which will all be followed by a happy ending.
 
2014-04-30 10:13:08 AM
Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.


It was. For a day. That day is long past.
 
2014-04-30 10:16:54 AM

sxacho: Diogenes: AspectRatio: Diogenes: Police were nearby and arrested Popadick, who will appear in court Wednesday.

HELloooo!

The case won't stand up in court.

I have hope he'll blow them away with his testemony.

The interesting thrust of the testimony will likely come in spurts, maybe even exhibiting some evidence in the form of flash photography, the jury will deliberate long and hard, which will all be followed by a happy ending.


I bow to my superior!
 
2014-04-30 10:18:29 AM
I'd say he really pulled a boner. That'll be a stroke against him. He'll get the shaft for sure.
 
2014-04-30 10:21:20 AM
Lutz. This is like a You Don't Know Jack question
 
2014-04-30 10:22:50 AM

doubled99: Meh.  Gene Masseth is still funnier.


It was. For a day. That day is long past.


No. It's still funny.
 
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