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(CBS News)   Police release Kurt Cobain's OTHER note: "Courtney is a biatch who is siphoning all my money for doping and whoring." OK then   (cbsnews.com) divider line 125
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2014-04-30 07:33:42 AM  
The note, which is not dated, begins as a seemingly direct parody of standard Christian marriage vows, starting with the words, "Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife..." It goes on to say, "even when she's a b**ch with zits and siphoning all (your) money for doping and whoring..."

Well this should send the nutters right into the deep end.
 
2014-04-30 07:44:00 AM  

Lsherm: The note, which is not dated, begins as a seemingly direct parody of standard Christian marriage vows, starting with the words, "Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife..." It goes on to say, "even when she's a b**ch with zits and siphoning all (your) money for doping and whoring..."

Well this should send the nutters right into the deep end.


You mean they haven't been for the last couple of decades?
 
2014-04-30 07:44:18 AM  
Regardless of what really happened, I'm just sad that Kurt's death deprived us all of seeing him fight with Gary Busey on Celebrity Rehab.
 
2014-04-30 07:49:18 AM  

Lsherm: Well this should send the nutters right into the deep end.


I was going to post the Nevermind cover here, but figured it might be just a little NSFW.
 
2014-04-30 07:51:42 AM  
Cobain's suicide note had a B-side?
 
2014-04-30 07:56:50 AM  
Just let it be, man.
 
2014-04-30 08:02:55 AM  
ZOMG KURTNEY EL DUCE SHOTGUN RIGOR MORTIS LEGIBLE FINGERPRINTS FORGERY NOTE THREE TIMES LETHAL DOSAGE!!!11

/i swear, nirvana conspiracy theorists are even dumber than the john lennon ones
 
2014-04-30 08:04:07 AM  
"Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife..."

Cobain SO wanted to be John Lennon. . . .
 
2014-04-30 08:06:01 AM  
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2014-04-30 08:06:38 AM  
Courtney Love's attorneys did not recall phone calls inquiring about the note.

 www.adweek.com

Who?
 
2014-04-30 08:15:52 AM  

markfara: "Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife..."

Cobain SO wanted to be John Lennon. . . .


Couldn't find someone to shoot him so he did it himself?
 
2014-04-30 08:17:23 AM  
Hasn't it been obvious from the start that Kurt woke up more sober than usual, realized he was married to Courtney Love, and decided to take the easy(only?) way out?
 
2014-04-30 08:18:11 AM  
waitwaitwaitwaitwait a single motherfarking minute here. The Seattle police decide to crack open a closed suicide case because of the 20th anniversary of a hit album? What in the everloving fark?
 
2014-04-30 08:26:54 AM  
"A biatch with zits"? Oh she is so burned.
 
2014-04-30 08:32:42 AM  
Carry on, people who killed the Music Tab, carrrrry on.
 
2014-04-30 08:36:00 AM  
I don't have any love for Courtney, but that note reads to me like something I would have written as a joke with my girlfriend in the 90s. Poking fun at the institution and each other is hardly surprising.
 
2014-04-30 08:37:01 AM  
Just imagine a middle aged fat Cobain that keeps going on tour without putting out new material.

Like Kid Rock.
 
2014-04-30 08:38:47 AM  

wildcardjack: Just imagine a middle aged fat Cobain that keeps going on tour without putting out new material.

Like Kid Rock.


Kid Rock HAS been putting out new material. You've probably just not noticed it because it sucks.
 
2014-04-30 08:39:26 AM  

Lsherm: The note, which is not dated, begins as a seemingly direct parody of standard Christian marriage vows, starting with the words, "Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife..." It goes on to say, "even when she's a b**ch with zits and siphoning all (your) money for doping and whoring..."



So he was married, how is that some big revelation?


Why the fascination with this Kurt guy anyway?  I am sure he is not the first husband driven to  opt-out
 
2014-04-30 08:44:29 AM  

wildcardjack: Just imagine a middle aged fat Cobain that keeps going on tour without putting out new material.

Like Kid Rock.


Except the part where Kid Rock is skinny and still releases new material. Outside of that, your zinger is dead on.

Mighty fine snark work there Lou
 
2014-04-30 08:44:34 AM  

hasty ambush: this Kurt guy

 
2014-04-30 08:45:53 AM  

wildcardjack: Just imagine a middle aged fat Cobain that keeps going on tour without putting out new material.

Like Kid Rock.



That wouldn't have happened, Kurt wanted to start a record label and give guitars to retards just to see what they'd come up with.

It would have been awesome.
 
2014-04-30 08:47:36 AM  
...And I made a punctuation typo right when I start throwing around "retard."

Perfect.
 
2014-04-30 08:48:06 AM  
I was more bummed about Layne Staley's death than Kurt's

/Say goodbye, don't follow
 
2014-04-30 08:48:48 AM  

moothemagiccow: waitwaitwaitwaitwait a single motherfarking minute here. The Seattle police decide to crack open a closed suicide case because of the 20th anniversary of a hit album? What in the everloving fark?


They were going to get hammered with requests and questions anyway, might as well be prepared beforehand so they're not wasting resources scrambling in the moment.
 
2014-04-30 08:49:48 AM  

moothemagiccow: waitwaitwaitwaitwait a single motherfarking minute here. The Seattle police decide to crack open a closed suicide case because of the 20th anniversary of a hit album? What in the everloving fark?


pretty tacky, but I imagine the anniversary brought out the nutters demanding more proof.
 
2014-04-30 08:50:05 AM  
Still would rather fark the shiat out of Courtney than listen to the shiat Kurt thought was supposed to be music.

/ya
 
2014-04-30 08:58:17 AM  

FeedTheCollapse: moothemagiccow: waitwaitwaitwaitwait a single motherfarking minute here. The Seattle police decide to crack open a closed suicide case because of the 20th anniversary of a hit album? What in the everloving fark?

pretty tacky, but I imagine the anniversary brought out the nutters demanding more proof.


also, it was the anniversary of his death, not an album.
 
2014-04-30 08:58:47 AM  

gothelder: Still would rather fark the shiat out of Courtney than listen to the shiat Kurt thought was supposed to be music.

/ya


Woah dude. Careful there. You may be too cool for this thread.

Really.
 
2014-04-30 09:08:26 AM  
Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter. He also wrote some memorable songs. Deal with it
 
2014-04-30 09:22:37 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.


Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.
 
2014-04-30 09:27:00 AM  

Rev.K: gothelder: Still would rather fark the shiat out of Courtney than listen to the shiat Kurt thought was supposed to be music.

/ya

Woah dude. Careful there. You may be too cool for this thread.

Really.


I just hope they didn't poke an eye out trying to high five themselves after hitting Add Comment.
 
2014-04-30 09:32:21 AM  
Zits?
 
2014-04-30 09:32:29 AM  

gothelder: supposed to be music.

 
2014-04-30 09:33:18 AM  
 
2014-04-30 09:41:36 AM  

frepnog: Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).


Maybe he should have switched to righty?  Not like any of his songs were overly complicated or anything.
 
2014-04-30 09:57:15 AM  
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2014-04-30 09:58:21 AM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Kurt wanted to start a record label and give guitars to retards just to see what they'd come up with.


So we had to wait until Limp Bizkit came around to find out...and it wasn't awesome.
 
2014-04-30 10:02:40 AM  

gothelder: Still would rather fark the shiat out of Courtney than listen to the shiat Kurt thought was supposed to be music.

/ya


Malibu this man!
 
2014-04-30 10:04:14 AM  

devilEther: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Woman from Sodom is a masterpiece
 
2014-04-30 10:04:43 AM  

frepnog: ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.

Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.


I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself. Although I don't have a heroin problem. I'm just tired of it being romanticized because his music is popular. I'm sure if you ask someone drooling all over themselves why they take Oxycontin everyday they'll give you a lot of stories of physical problems as well. The only difference is Cobain wrote music people like
 
2014-04-30 10:05:54 AM  

gothelder: Still would rather fark the shiat out of Courtney than listen to the shiat Kurt thought was supposed to be music.

/ya


Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.
 
2014-04-30 10:10:15 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: frepnog: ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.

Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.

I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself. Although I don't have a heroin problem. I'm just tired of it being romanticized because his music is popular. I'm sure if you ask someone drooling all over themselves why they take Oxycontin everyday they'll give you a lot of stories of physical problems as well. The only difference is Cobain wrote music people like


How often does this conversation come up that you are "tired of it?"
 
2014-04-30 10:12:03 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself.


Whoa. You are truly an inspiration.
 
2014-04-30 10:21:39 AM  

Gunny Highway: ModernPrimitive01: frepnog: ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.

Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.

I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself. Although I don't have a heroin problem. I'm just tired of it being romanticized because his music is popular. I'm sure if you ask someone drooling all over themselves why they take Oxycontin everyday they'll give you a lot of stories of physical problems as well. The only difference is Cobain wrote music people like

How often does this conversation come up that you are "tired of it?"


every April 5th apparently. Or in the interim if one of the major labels decide to pull it back out to hype a new release
 
2014-04-30 10:22:51 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: ModernPrimitive01: I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself.

Whoa. You are truly an inspiration.


that means a lot coming from the Goddamn Batman
 
2014-04-30 10:36:41 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: Gunny Highway: ModernPrimitive01: frepnog: ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.

Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.

I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself. Although I don't have a heroin problem. I'm just tired of it being romanticized because his music is popular. I'm sure if you ask someone drooling all over themselves why they take Oxycontin everyday they'll give you a lot of stories of physical problems as well. The only difference is Cobain wrote music people like

How often does this conversation come up that you are "tired of it?"

every April 5th apparently. Or in the interim if one of the major labels decide to pull it back out to hype a new release


If you think talking about a significant musician once  year is too much, I dont know what else I have to say.
 
2014-04-30 10:58:04 AM  

Gunny Highway: ModernPrimitive01: Gunny Highway: ModernPrimitive01: frepnog: ModernPrimitive01: Kurt Cobain was a junkie who shot himself leaving behind a young daughter.

Sad, but there is much more to it than a depressed junkie.  Stomach pain exacerbated by years of left handed guitar playing (bringing on crippling depression).  As someone that has stomach pain every day, let me tell you, there are days when suicide seems like a great idea.

It's easy to say "oh he took the easy way out", and I suppose he did, but no one puts a shotgun in their mouth unless things are bad.

I've survived 2 bouts of stomach ulcers and have been playing guitar left handed every day for the last 15+ years and I have managed to not kill myself. Although I don't have a heroin problem. I'm just tired of it being romanticized because his music is popular. I'm sure if you ask someone drooling all over themselves why they take Oxycontin everyday they'll give you a lot of stories of physical problems as well. The only difference is Cobain wrote music people like

How often does this conversation come up that you are "tired of it?"

every April 5th apparently. Or in the interim if one of the major labels decide to pull it back out to hype a new release

If you think talking about a significant musician once  year is too much, I dont know what else I have to say.


I was referring to the suicide, the conspiracy theories surrounding it, and how the labels that own the music use that to their profit by constantly bringing it into the limelight at their convenience. If you want to talk about his music itself, it should be discussed daily. Music is an important part of my life and I enjoy discussing music. Constantly rehashing someone committing suicide gets old fairly quickly though.

/still think Meat Puppets>Nirvana
 
2014-04-30 11:23:41 AM  
So far, what I get at this point in the thread that playing guitar left handed can kill you. Why Kurt didnt learn that from Jimi we will never know
 
2014-04-30 11:25:16 AM  

Onkel Buck: I was more bummed about Layne Staley's death than Kurt's

/Say goodbye, don't follow


I was more pissed off than anything else over Kurt and was saddened by Layne Staley, but Dimebag's death effected me more than any other musician's in my memory.

/AiC all time favorite band
 
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