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(Daily Mail)   Catching up with Lorena Bobbitt twenty years later, picking up the pieces and putting them back in place   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Followup, John Wayne Bobbitt, Italian Court, felt bad  
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2014-04-30 12:34:21 AM  
Lorena's dating life may not have taken a hit after the incident, but her standards have lowered significantly.
 
2014-04-30 12:51:29 AM  
Sew?
 
2014-04-30 12:57:08 AM  
Did she get to keep the tip or did she get the shaft?
 
2014-04-30 01:00:13 AM  
That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.
 
2014-04-30 01:05:43 AM  
Peni
 
2014-04-30 01:12:19 AM  
the incident didn't hurt her dating life

Yeeah. I'm gonna have to call some major shenanigans on that claim.
 
2014-04-30 01:32:31 AM  
Wonder what her partner's Fark handle is.
 
2014-04-30 02:36:40 AM  
Catching up with Lorena-


cdn.gifbay.com
 
2014-04-30 02:39:28 AM  
-ouch-
 
2014-04-30 02:40:44 AM  
Did anyone else cross their legs while reading this?
 
2014-04-30 02:44:15 AM  
Dr. James T. Sehn, one of the surgeons who reattached the penis, holds a blurred photo of it in court

Wait...the photo was blurred when it was shown in the courtroom?  If it was blurred, what was the point?
 
2014-04-30 02:48:31 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Lorena's dating life may not have taken a hit after the incident, but her standards have lowered significantly.


Agreed. I think he feels safe because she can't find his penis under his rolls of fat.
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 02:48:39 AM  

jtown: Dr. James T. Sehn, one of the surgeons who reattached the penis, holds a blurred photo of it in court

Wait...the photo was blurred when it was shown in the courtroom?  If it was blurred, what was the point?


MSPaint Skillz, that's why.
 
2014-04-30 02:48:45 AM  

jtown: Dr. James T. Sehn, one of the surgeons who reattached the penis, holds a blurred photo of it in court

Wait...the photo was blurred when it was shown in the courtroom?  If it was blurred, what was the point?


It's a blurry photo of the penis in court.  If you were actually present in the court when the penis was there, it was fully in focus.  It's just a bad photo.
 
2014-04-30 02:50:58 AM  
I love how the background of the photo shows a whole rack of nice sharp knives.  Subtle work there mr. photographer.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-30 02:52:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Lorena's dating life may not have taken a hit after the incident, but her standards have lowered significantly.


Depends on how you slice it, oh sorry.

The man she's with now doesn't pick on and persecut her, whoopsie.

Their relationship is one of peace and not full of castigration, oh darn.

I'm sure they're full of laughter and cut-ups.  Dammit
 
2014-04-30 02:52:40 AM  
So her new married name is Flounder?
 
2014-04-30 02:53:22 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
"While prepping Mr. Bobbitt for surgery, he asked me if being a doctor paid well. I just told him I work for tips! I think he was under by the time I finished the punchline, because no one laughed. Not even my malpractice lawyer."

Lorena now uses her maiden name - Gallo - but said she still uses 'Bobbitt' while carrying out charity work for shelters so that people recognize her.

It's impossible to NOT associate her with a...um...rooster?
 
2014-04-30 02:59:37 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.


Well, I suspect he isn't a physically and emotionally abusive d!ckhead like her ex seems to have been. And she went on to have what appears to be a stable relationship and a family, while her ex chose to do porn.
 
2014-04-30 03:09:39 AM  
Dude was a douchebag that got drunk and beat his wife...

The knives in the background... comedy gold, however...
 
2014-04-30 03:09:45 AM  

debug: I love how the background of the photo shows a whole rack of nice sharp knives.  Subtle work there mr. photographer.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]


Look closer.  There are  two blocks of knives.
 
2014-04-30 03:11:07 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.


Seriously.  I hope he keeps his shiat locked up in iron when he sleeps.
 
2014-04-30 03:13:13 AM  
You all should cut her some slack.
 
2014-04-30 03:16:03 AM  

jtown: debug: I love how the background of the photo shows a whole rack of nice sharp knives.  Subtle work there mr. photographer.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]

Look closer.  There are  two blocks of knives.


Yes, I noticed that.  Way more than a normal person needs.  Hell, that's more than an average chef needs.
 
2014-04-30 03:16:42 AM  
Moving on: Following the high-profile court case, John Wayne Bobbitt went on to star in porn films


lulz
 
2014-04-30 03:19:41 AM  
What did Jeffery Dahmer ask Lorena Bobbitt?

"Are you gonna eat that?"

/Apologies.
//I couldn't stop myself.
 
2014-04-30 03:25:58 AM  

hamfast gamgee: TuteTibiImperes: That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.

Seriously.  I hope he keeps his shiat locked up in iron when he sleeps.


This would be a good investment:

i.imgur.com
Still playing fast and loose with the balls, though.
 
2014-04-30 03:31:37 AM  

hamfast gamgee: TuteTibiImperes: That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.

Seriously.  I hope he keeps his shiat locked up in iron when he sleeps.


That should fit nicely with his balls of steel.
 
2014-04-30 03:33:02 AM  
Penectomy Thread?
 
2014-04-30 03:33:10 AM  
cdn.timesofisrael.com
Schhniiiickk!
 
2014-04-30 03:58:15 AM  
FTA: "she and Bobbitt divorced in 1995 - but that she no longer see herself as a victim"

Jesus.

H.

Christ.

Thinking back to yesterday's L.A. Clippers thread and all the Farker coonts whinging and whining about sexism in the media.
 
2014-04-30 04:10:17 AM  
Que:
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Mr. Bobbitt will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."


/Que?
//has it really been twenty years?!!
 
2014-04-30 04:17:42 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-30 04:20:14 AM  
s28.postimg.org
 
2014-04-30 04:25:06 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What did Jeffery Dahmer ask Lorena Bobbitt?

"Are you gonna eat that?"

/Apologies.
//I couldn't stop myself.


Careful with that joke, Leno. It's an antique.
 
2014-04-30 04:35:44 AM  

fusillade762: the incident didn't hurt her dating life

Yeeah. I'm gonna have to call some major shenanigans on that claim.


I won't. You know how male serial killers get woman proposing to them through letters? Women don't have the monopoly on that kind of crazy. Plus this dude actually gets to have sex with her. He probably looked at her and thought, well, I could do someone my own weight, or I could do her, and hope that if I'm not an asshole she won't cut my dick off.
 
2014-04-30 04:56:41 AM  
How many of you read of all the failed relationships and marriages John had, with them claiming physical assault and abuse.  The guys seems like a real wiener...
 
2014-04-30 05:05:35 AM  
Things there are an excuse for:

shooting a man in the face
banging a man's wife
ruining a man's career
cheating on your spouse

Things there are no excuse for:

Cutting someone's dick off
 
2014-04-30 05:08:43 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: TuteTibiImperes: That's a mighty trusting man that's willing to date her after that.

Well, I suspect he isn't a physically and emotionally abusive d!ckhead like her ex seems to have been. And she went on to have what appears to be a stable relationship and a family, while her ex chose to do porn.


I'm not so put off by the porn as much as the fact that he went on to abuse at least 2 other women, at least according to the article. That's impressive. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson the first time...
 
2014-04-30 05:18:09 AM  

pedobearapproved: Things there are an excuse for:

shooting a man in the face
banging a man's wife
ruining a man's career
cheating on your spouse

Things there are no excuse for:

Cutting someone's dick off


Not sure a lot of physically abused women, from their point of view, would agree...
 
2014-04-30 05:21:10 AM  
Be a good man, treat women with love, respect and the kindness they deserve...

Find a good woman that is respectable, intelligent and mature...

Good way to be...
 
2014-04-30 05:30:31 AM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: pedobearapproved: Things there are an excuse for:

shooting a man in the face
banging a man's wife
ruining a man's career
cheating on your spouse

Things there are no excuse for:

Cutting someone's dick off

Not sure a lot of physically abused women, from their point of view, would agree...


Well. it doesn't take much to admit that they are wrong.

And frankly if you want the abuse to stop you leave or at least kill the person. You don't leave them alive, unable to sex and with a terminator like focus on what they should do next.

/always thought she should have done some jail time
//if an abused dude cut off a woman's external genitals guess what would have happened
 
2014-04-30 05:33:51 AM  
Man, you would have to be just nuts to date her.
 
2014-04-30 05:48:50 AM  
20 years! Damn where did the Time go? At 44 and with the dyed blonde hair she's just marginally do-able anymore. John seems to have gone off the radar now, haven't heard anything about him in years. Howard is still going strong.
 
2014-04-30 05:49:30 AM  
bob it
 
2014-04-30 05:53:32 AM  
I'm glad things worked out for her. I had heard that she had moved to Russia to get a fresh start and changed her name to Ivana Kutikokov. Guess not.
 
2014-04-30 05:53:38 AM  

debug: I love how the background of the photo shows a whole rack of nice sharp knives.  Subtle work there mr. photographer.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]


Subtlety and Lorena Bobbitt go together like__________.
 
2014-04-30 05:59:31 AM  

fusillade762: the incident didn't hurt her dating life

Yeeah. I'm gonna have to call some major shenanigans on that claim.


Lorena was a good looking gal with a cute Spanish accent who got a lot of sympathy from men and women. Also, John Wayne Bobbitt was a real penis, and deserved his dorkectomy. Don't doubt one minute Lorena dated a lot of men after that
 
2014-04-30 06:31:31 AM  

Apos: Catching up with Lorena-


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I am not sure why, but that .gif is freaking mesmerizing.
 
2014-04-30 06:33:34 AM  
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