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(BBC)   Bad: an 81 foot blue whale carcass washes up on your beach. Worse: it will soon decompose and reek. Fark.com: or just disintegrate in a methane explosion   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 55
    More: Scary, Canada's Newfoundland, NTV, town clerks, Faroe Islands, newfoundland town  
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2014-04-30 12:02:14 AM
realitysandwich.com
 
2014-04-30 12:09:18 AM
That's farkin' metal.
 
2014-04-30 12:32:33 AM
So majestic.
 
2014-04-30 12:53:13 AM
Who farted, y'all?
 
2014-04-30 01:13:00 AM
media.npr.org

/oblig
 
2014-04-30 01:34:44 AM
Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.
 
2014-04-30 01:54:15 AM

violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.


Seriously.  A single bullet hole would probably do it.
 
2014-04-30 02:06:45 AM

violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.


The key phrase being "from a distance" [graphic video of someone doing it the other way].
 
2014-04-30 03:35:28 AM

Ivo Shandor: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

The key phrase being "from a distance" [graphic video of someone doing it the other way].


Splosion only.
 
2014-04-30 03:42:01 AM

Chariset: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

Seriously.  A single bullet hole would probably do it.


I'm no whale expert but that thing already looks half pumped up. [/exploding Monty Python fat guy.jpg]

Speaking of no expert.... 81 foot is a big specimen, even for the largest evarr mammal?
 
2014-04-30 03:42:25 AM
 
2014-04-30 04:04:16 AM

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Exploding whale thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QnrdNq6Wc


Not a smart move to watch it while eating dinner, but not as bad as the whale I watched explode earlier today.

(seriously, not safe for dinner).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=siamsCfRzR8
 
2014-04-30 04:06:40 AM
I'll get the popco- oh, I see it's already going
 
2014-04-30 04:07:58 AM
They should just get a big bunch of dynamite and blow it to tiny pieces.


*snerk*
 
2014-04-30 04:08:52 AM

Chariset: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

Seriously.  A single bullet hole would probably do it.


Yup, they could do it from offshore

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-30 04:21:57 AM

festygrrl: Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Exploding whale thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QnrdNq6Wc

Not a smart move to watch it while eating dinner, but not as bad as the whale I watched explode earlier today.

(seriously, not safe for dinner).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=siamsCfRzR8


That was awesome.

*goes back to munching on her beef lasagna*
 
2014-04-30 04:22:44 AM

Ivo Shandor: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

The key phrase being "from a distance" [graphic video of someone doing it the other way].


Damn, that guy almost go knocked over/out...looked like that explosion was about....hmmm............50 mph.if it was a pool I'd say 48 mph. Any takers?
 
2014-04-30 04:23:28 AM
Cetacean carcass currently causing considerable coastal consternation.......
 
2014-04-30 04:24:18 AM
Yikes, can't somebody poke a hole in its bloated area, so it can deflate?

/and not explode into nasty whale bits
 
2014-04-30 04:31:36 AM

fusillade762: /oblig


Came for this.
 
2014-04-30 04:41:52 AM
Sorry about your mom, Subby.

/Now I feel ashamed.
//Prolly because I've shamed myself.
///SHAME!
 
2014-04-30 04:43:36 AM
If the guy in that vid is 6 feet tall, the whale innards were going about 30 mph...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 05:05:24 AM
Chrysallids!

/obscure?
 
2014-04-30 05:10:07 AM
There's only one solution.
i625.photobucket.com
/gotta nuke somethin
 
2014-04-30 05:10:24 AM
Chop it up, pickle, and bottle it.

Sell it to Chinese as boner medicine.

Profit!

/save tiger wang!
 
2014-04-30 05:12:26 AM
After punching some holes with hunting rifles, shouldn't someone be able to chop it up with a back hoe? Tear it apart, make it easy for scanvengers to clean it up, have a museum ready skeleton.
 
2014-04-30 05:14:45 AM
Thermite grenade?
 
2014-04-30 05:27:16 AM
One ping only...
 
2014-04-30 05:30:14 AM
Is anyone else having trouble posting a jpg? For the past couple weeks, whenever I try to add a photo and hit preview or add comment, it just loads the main page..
 
2014-04-30 05:33:35 AM
I just want to see someone jump up and down on it, for science.
 
2014-04-30 05:34:47 AM

Theory Of Null: I just want to see someone jump up and down on it, for science.


D:
 
2014-04-30 05:47:21 AM
Maybe they should consider paving it.
 
2014-04-30 05:52:08 AM
If I lived in that area, I would be so tempted to lob a cherry bomb at it...
 
2014-04-30 06:01:05 AM
Did this vid get missed? - Dude get'shiat in the face with exploding whale innards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWVaehULF7A
 
2014-04-30 06:30:21 AM
There is a way to pierce the whale to deflate it without the risk of rotten guts getting on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ool1i98Z_J0

It was made for dragon hunting, but it should work.
 
2014-04-30 07:43:21 AM

fusillade762: /oblig


The only way to be sure
 
2014-04-30 07:57:11 AM
Wait so it washed up a week ago and they have done nothing about it other than letting it rot and complaining about the smell?  Wouldn't you poke holes in it after it washes ashore so it doesn't become a whale bomb?
 
2014-04-30 08:12:23 AM
"Ms Butler said the town of 600 people did not have the resources to deal safely with the carcass, though Canadian officials say it is their responsibility.
She told Broadcaster NTV that if the town were to push the whale out to sea, it could pose a hazard to passing ships."

It won't be a hazard after you tow it out to sea and shoot it.
 
2014-04-30 08:19:59 AM
i305.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-30 08:21:00 AM
Send one of these guys in there to cut a slit in the thing. Just have your operator suited up good, and you'll probably want a fire engine and a tanker truck of bleach standing by to clean it off afterward.
 
2014-04-30 08:22:41 AM

doglover: Ivo Shandor: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

The key phrase being "from a distance" [graphic video of someone doing it the other way].

Splosion only.


Now with Miley!
 
2014-04-30 08:46:08 AM

festygrrl: Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Exploding whale thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QnrdNq6Wc

Not a smart move to watch it while eating dinner, but not as bad as the whale I watched explode earlier today.

(seriously, not safe for dinner).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=siamsCfRzR8


Pff. Gotta go with the classics.
 
2014-04-30 08:48:31 AM
There is no way that nobody in that town has a rifle that he or she uses to hunt moose.  Wait for some calm surf, go out in boat, and shoot a few holes in the bloated section.  That way if the holes do cause a rupture it's more likely to spew towards the ocean.
 
2014-04-30 09:05:38 AM
Meth Explosion?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-30 09:12:21 AM
Thar she blows?
 
2014-04-30 09:13:39 AM
Extremely obscure
thumbs2.ebaystatic.com
re: "The Prince of Whales Cafe"

This is probably the least likable of the New Mexico Trilogy.  "The Milagro Beanfield War" is a ton of fun, and "The Nirvana Blues" has a couple of high spots.
 
2014-04-30 09:47:29 AM
More, please.
 
2014-04-30 09:47:52 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: So majestic.


So, what?
 
2014-04-30 10:00:09 AM

miscreant: doglover: Ivo Shandor: violentsalvation: Goddamn, someone should vent that thing from a distance before it disgustifies the whole town.

The key phrase being "from a distance" [graphic video of someone doing it the other way].

Splosion only.

Now with Miley!


And...there goes my keyboard..

media0.giphy.com
 
2014-04-30 10:53:31 AM
If you like these videos, search out the whale episode of the BBC series "Inside Nature's Giants".  The series is about dissecting really large animals, and in the whale episode, you get treated to the sight of this short little anatomist lady literally wading around in the whale guts, happily pointing out all of the anatomical details.  At one point, she slides down the side of the whale, splash landing hip-deep in whale digestive organs.  It's rather amazing bit of television. You get a close-up look at the whale penis, too.
 
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