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(Daily Mail)   Guy tries to take a selfie with a squirrel. Hilarity ensues   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-04-29 07:22:06 PM
that squirrel must have had some huge balls...
 
2014-04-29 07:41:09 PM
They're putting cameras in squirrels now?
The future is truly glorious.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:06 PM
I like how a single, still picture can so accurately depict a guy running and screaming like a little girl.
 
2014-04-29 07:57:25 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I like how a single, still picture can so accurately depict a guy running and screaming like a little girl.


You can hear him screaming just looking at that pic.
 
2014-04-29 07:58:19 PM

BunkyBrewman: ecmoRandomNumbers: I like how a single, still picture can so accurately depict a guy running and screaming like a little girl.

You can hear him screaming just looking at that pic.


It's a thing of beauty.  Amazing how good photography can really capture the subject, isn't it?
 
2014-04-29 07:59:50 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I like how a single, still picture can so accurately depict a guy running and screaming like a little girl.


That's a freakin' hilarious picture, made even better knowing that his mom was laughing at him as she took it.
 
2014-04-29 08:01:42 PM
I imagine he sounded something like this.  (but with the squirrel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU0OlcSMXeg
 
2014-04-29 08:01:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 08:13:08 PM
humourspot.com
 
2014-04-29 08:26:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-29 09:08:57 PM

grokca: They're putting cameras in squirrels now?
The future is truly glorious.


Aaaaand we're done here.
 
2014-04-29 09:21:31 PM
My "Fake" sense is tingling ...
 
2014-04-29 09:41:06 PM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-04-29 09:43:03 PM
They are rats (at best big mice) with fluffy tails.  *shudder*

I'd have the sense to stay away from it in the first place.
 
2014-04-29 09:50:25 PM
"I SAID THAT WILL BE $5.00 MOTHERFARKER!"
 
2014-04-29 09:51:41 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You know the thing about a squirrel, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the lawn turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces
 
2014-04-29 09:55:50 PM

bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x769]

You know the thing about a squirrel, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the lawn turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces


We're gonna need a bigger nut
 
2014-04-29 10:08:02 PM

Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: I like how a single, still picture can so accurately depict a guy running and screaming like a little girl.

That's a freakin' hilarious picture, made even better knowing that his mom was laughing at him as she took it.


I bet his mother is pretty cool...I want to buy her a beer for being able to compose herself enough to take this picture.
 
2014-04-29 11:24:17 PM
I hear Reddit echoing.
 
2014-04-29 11:26:16 PM
Squirrel, just a fancy name for the "North American Tree Rat".
 
2014-04-29 11:32:09 PM
MIGHT ... OF ... OAKS!

// +7/+7
// Seen any Deranged Hermits around?
 
2014-04-29 11:32:21 PM
It was pissed that he clicked for it to come, didn't have a treat, and wouldn't let it play with the phone. They are biatchy divas when they get used to being fed treats by tourists. Got chased by a pack of little ground squirrels at Busch gardens when I ran out of trail mix....it was really cute....
 
2014-04-29 11:33:08 PM
I'll stick to taking selfies with a camera.
 
2014-04-29 11:33:59 PM

grokca: They're putting cameras in squirrels now?
The future is truly glorious.


"We are here at a park in Tampa, where we've secretly replaced the fine iPhone Lance normally uses with a rabid squirrel. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!"
 
2014-04-29 11:34:48 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 11:35:11 PM
I saw Archer say he was taking "Elsies" which are selfies of someone else.  That amused me.
 
2014-04-29 11:35:47 PM
i872.photobucket.com


/Why are 90% of the movies ruined by the goth girl?
 
2014-04-29 11:37:37 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x769]

You know the thing about a squirrel, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the lawn turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces

We're gonna need a bigger nut


So ya toss out some peanuts.
Sometimes the squirrel goes away...
 
2014-04-29 11:44:40 PM

HawgWild: My "Fake" sense is tingling ...


If the first pic is a selfie, who took the second picture?
 
2014-04-29 11:45:06 PM
'This photo is courtesy of my mom, who collapsed laughing shortly after.'

No. She didn't.
 
2014-04-29 11:45:16 PM

steklo: Squirrel, just a fancy name for the "North American Tree Rat".


That's what I told my wife after I plinked a couple of them that were tearing up our bird feeders.  She still wasn't pleased.
 
2014-04-29 11:47:48 PM
It doesn't sound like he got attacked so much as he is a big pussy when the animals he likes actually come into contact with him.
 
2014-04-29 11:59:01 PM
It wasn't attacking, it just needed a lift to the gig.

i63.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-29 11:59:07 PM

RogermcAllen: HawgWild: My "Fake" sense is tingling ...

If the first pic is a selfie, who took the second picture?


YOUR FACE!

/"your mom" was too obvious
 
2014-04-29 11:59:37 PM
Listen, and understand. That squirrel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
 
2014-04-29 11:59:56 PM
Squirrel should have had a gun ...

/obscure?
 
2014-04-30 12:01:08 AM
its a Zoot Suit riot
 
2014-04-30 12:10:14 AM
 
2014-04-30 12:10:35 AM
He clicked a challenge to a squirrel and was surprised that the challenge was accepted. He's lucky moose didn't cast magic upon him.
 
2014-04-30 12:10:50 AM
Didn't get kicked in the head by it
 
2014-04-30 12:11:26 AM
 
2014-04-30 12:16:34 AM
i.imgur.com
Soon.
 
2014-04-30 12:21:57 AM

RogermcAllen: seco


RTFA

His mom took the second picture
 
2014-04-30 12:22:16 AM
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

/wait what?
 
2014-04-30 12:24:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I SAID THAT WILL BE $5.00 MOTHERFARKER!"


The squirrel wants a TF membership?
 
2014-04-30 12:28:21 AM
Talk about a rocky start to that fellow's day.
 
2014-04-30 12:30:22 AM

K3rmy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I SAID THAT WILL BE $5.00 MOTHERFARKER!"

The squirrel wants a TF membership?


Man, I thought that the new TF begging links were bad, but this is getting out of hand.
 
2014-04-30 12:30:30 AM

K3rmy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "I SAID THAT WILL BE $5.00 MOTHERFARKER!"

The squirrel wants a TF membership?


Collections department
 
2014-04-30 12:31:50 AM
I remember when I played a game called "The Reincarnation" I suggested a new creature.

Evil Glowing Carnivorous Radioactive Rapidly Reproducing Ridiculously Awesome Fanatically-Libertarian Flying Squirrel

Spawned from an item called the Acorn of Anarchy.

Silly times.  Silly game.

I am glad I stopped free-basing the Kaopectate
 
2014-04-30 12:32:19 AM
Imagine the rage had the squirrel been inserted up Sean Penns butt. Mind blown.
 
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