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(Daily Mail)   Private firm claims to have found MH370 wreckage in the Bay of Bengal. Oh yeah? I just saw Bigfoot in my backyard   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Bay of Bengal, Australian Prime Ministers, Malaysia Airlines, Prime Minister of Malaysia, private sector, Australian Air Force, airliners, Air Chief Marshals  
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2014-04-29 07:37:13 PM  
That plane is Lost.
 
2014-04-29 07:38:15 PM  
FTA:

'The company is not declaring this is MH370, however it should be investigated,' GeoResonance said in a statement.

You be trollin', subby.
 
2014-04-29 07:38:35 PM  
I won't believe them until CNN makes a big red splashy graphic about it accompanied by dramatic theme music and Wolf Blitzer creaming his pants over another MH370 story.
 
2014-04-29 07:41:13 PM  
So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?
 
2014-04-29 07:41:26 PM  

skinink: I won't believe them until CNN makes a big red splashy graphic about it accompanied by dramatic theme music and Wolf Blitzer creaming his pants over another MH370 story.


Don't forget the autoplaying video.
 
2014-04-29 07:46:29 PM  
"Former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has expressed doubts that MH370 crashed into the Indian Ocean and blamed Boeing for its fat"

???
 
2014-04-29 07:48:41 PM  
They better look soon before those poor people run out of air!!!!
 
2014-04-29 07:49:46 PM  
I have shoggoths in my basement, so there.
 
2014-04-29 07:50:36 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:51:39 PM  

Raptop: "Former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has expressed doubts that MH370 crashed into the Indian Ocean and blamed Boeing for its fat"

???


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:55:16 PM  

BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?


Depending on his mood at the time, Bigfoot might make me tremble a little.
 
2014-04-29 07:58:49 PM  

Raptop: "Former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has expressed doubts that MH370 crashed into the Indian Ocean and blamed Boeing for its fat"

???


upload.wikimedia.org
Yeah, could stand to lose a few pounds..
 
2014-04-29 08:04:59 PM  
confoundedinterest.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-29 08:06:21 PM  

BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?


wordsandtoons.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-29 08:06:30 PM  

BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?


Thanks Mitch Hedberg
 
2014-04-29 08:07:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I have shoggoths in my basement, so there.


They still crapping there?
 
2014-04-29 08:13:01 PM  
lol subbby nobody can find the plane cus its in youre mom's vajin loll rekt #rekt
 
2014-04-29 08:14:52 PM  
About the same time that plane went missing I had ordered this Color changing LED light bulb thing from that part of the world. The thing never showed up.

considering the time frame, and source of origion, I have concluded that my color changing LED light bulb with remote is currently sitting in the cargo hold of sunkin airliner at the bottom of the indian ocean.

so I asked the seller to send a replacement
 
2014-04-29 08:30:15 PM  

CruJones: BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?

Thanks Mitch Hedberg

Rand Paul
 
2014-04-29 08:32:24 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: About the same time that plane went missing I had ordered this Color changing LED light bulb thing from that part of the world. The thing never showed up.

considering the time frame, and source of origion, I have concluded that my color changing LED light bulb with remote is currently sitting in the cargo hold of sunkin airliner at the bottom of the indian ocean.

so I asked the seller to send a replacement


www.thecrimsonshaft.com
 
2014-04-29 08:59:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?

img.fark.net

[wordsandtoons.files.wordpress.com image 432x624]


I'm getting a kick out of the blurry samsquanch photo thing.  I sold my grandparents' house last year and I went thru the old slide collection to find construction pics to give to the new owners.  Every single picture that included the septic tank was blurry.  And  only those pictures.  Every other picture was sharp.
 
2014-04-29 10:14:49 PM  

CruJones: BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?

Thanks Mitch Hedberg


Mitch was speculating. Subby must have first hand knowledge since he claims to have it with his own eyes. We must have the truth, if only to cement Mitch's legacy in the world of cryptozoology.
 
2014-04-29 10:49:11 PM  
So they found it here?

4.bp.blogspot.com "
 
2014-04-29 10:55:29 PM  
Health Care Army have plane.
 
2014-04-29 11:19:36 PM  
I think they should take a look see down there. At least one of the articles I've read about this today said that whatever signal/image they get from the equipment they're using showed different results before the disappearance and after. The after results indicate a possible plane wreckage.

The only thing the other search area has going for it is the supposed pinger signals heard. *adjusts tinfoil hat*  I'm not sayin it happened, but ... for whatever reasons, I imagine someone could have dropped a ping producing device or two down there to throw the searchers off track.
 
2014-04-29 11:28:31 PM  

Jimmysolson: I think they should take a look see down there. At least one of the articles I've read about this today said that whatever signal/image they get from the equipment they're using showed different results before the disappearance and after. The after results indicate a possible plane wreckage.

The only thing the other search area has going for it is the supposed pinger signals heard. *adjusts tinfoil hat*  I'm not sayin it happened, but ... for whatever reasons, I imagine someone could have dropped a ping producing device or two down there to throw the searchers off track.


That's really REALLY reaching, dude. Even Sorcha Faal never went that far off the rails.
 
2014-04-29 11:38:53 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Jimmysolson: I think they should take a look see down there. At least one of the articles I've read about this today said that whatever signal/image they get from the equipment they're using showed different results before the disappearance and after. The after results indicate a possible plane wreckage.

The only thing the other search area has going for it is the supposed pinger signals heard. *adjusts tinfoil hat*  I'm not sayin it happened, but ... for whatever reasons, I imagine someone could have dropped a ping producing device or two down there to throw the searchers off track.

That's really REALLY reaching, dude. Even Sorcha Faal never went that far off the rails.


My head hurts from all of the possibilities banging around in here and the foil hat just isn't helping.
Make it stop!!!

I hope they locate it soon.
 
2014-04-30 12:40:39 AM  

jtown: Danger Avoid Death: BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?

[img.fark.net image 432x624]

[wordsandtoons.files.wordpress.com image 432x624]

I'm getting a kick out of the blurry samsquanch photo thing.  I sold my grandparents' house last year and I went thru the old slide collection to find construction pics to give to the new owners.  Every single picture that included the septic tank was blurry.  And  only those pictures.  Every other picture was sharp.


Obviously, it's haunted by a scary Japanese ghost
 
2014-04-30 04:12:12 AM  
OH BOY SHOGGOTHS

squeeee
 
2014-04-30 06:45:22 AM  
It's compelling evidence that should be investigated.
 
2014-04-30 08:00:37 AM  

jtown: Danger Avoid Death: BATMANATEE: So, is Bigfoot naturally blurry subby, or is everyone who's ever seen one just shiatty at keeping still?



[wordsandtoons.files.wordpress.com image 432x624]

I'm getting a kick out of the blurry samsquanch photo thing.  I sold my grandparents' house last year and I went thru the old slide collection to find construction pics to give to the new owners.  Every single picture that included the septic tank was blurry.  And  only those pictures.  Every other picture was sharp.


It all makes sense now! Sasquatch disguises himself in a cloud of photo blurring methane!
 
2014-04-30 08:49:30 AM  
Flying Officer Elizabeth Vonfister?
 
2014-04-30 10:50:43 AM  

Raptop: "Former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has expressed doubts that MH370 crashed into the Indian Ocean and blamed Boeing for its fat"

???


Fate. He's saying the plane is somewhere else, and its Boeing fault that it can't be tracked.
 
2014-04-30 03:21:51 PM  
:(
 
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