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(Some Guy)   The winners of the "Laker Girls Lunch Date" contest sponsored by LA area Carl's Jr. burger joints are exactly who you would expect to win a contest sponsored by Carl's Jr. (with spectacular photos)   (thechicagogarage.com ) divider line 117
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2014-04-29 07:00:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-29 07:04:40 PM  
Yeah, um, there's something strange about these pics . . . I can tell by the pixels, and all that . . .
 
2014-04-29 07:18:26 PM  
That's a lot of hover-hand action going on there.
 
2014-04-29 07:22:33 PM  
I suddenly have empathy for cheerleaders
 
2014-04-29 07:24:40 PM  
Well, that's certainly an interesting cross section of humanity.
 
2014-04-29 07:44:41 PM  
I'm sure those " how to wash your privates" instructions are going to come in handy.
 
2014-04-29 08:02:14 PM  

MizzouGuy: I suddenly have empathy for cheerleaders


Me, too.  And I never thought I'd say that.
 
2014-04-29 08:10:06 PM  
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Good to see Artie Lang's doing better.

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The old cut a hole in your hoodie so you can jerk it move. Nice.
 
2014-04-29 08:24:52 PM  
i.imgur.comCome on, doesn't lunch with the laker girls at least warrant putting on a clean tarpaulin?

/Also, what size does a shirt have to be for the pocket to migrate to the armpit?
 
2014-04-29 08:25:58 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]
Good to see Artie Lang's doing better.

[i.imgur.com image 850x633]
The old cut a hole in your hoodie so you can jerk it move. Nice.


Playin' a little pocket pool
 
2014-04-29 08:27:20 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]Come on, doesn't lunch with the laker girls at least warrant putting on a clean tarpaulin?

/Also, what size does a shirt have to be for the pocket to migrate to the armpit?


Grease stained shirt with a least one hole in it = CLASSY!
 
2014-04-29 08:28:31 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]Come on, doesn't lunch with the laker girls at least warrant putting on a clean tarpaulin?

/Also, what size does a shirt have to be for the pocket to migrate to the armpit?


There has to be at least 8 X's involved with that size. I may be being conservative.
 
2014-04-29 08:31:44 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]Come on, doesn't lunch with the laker girls at least warrant putting on a clean tarpaulin?

/Also, what size does a shirt have to be for the pocket to migrate to the armpit?


He could lose some weight.
i.imgur.com
But he likes his nipples on his boobs.
 
2014-04-29 08:37:05 PM  
What is his(her?) shirt, I don't even...

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2014-04-29 08:39:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
He's trying to be polite, but what he's thinking is 'Meh...sharp knees.'
 
2014-04-29 08:40:44 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

"Because they keep paying me each time I say it!"
 
2014-04-29 08:41:37 PM  

RocketRod: That's a lot of hover-hand action going on there.


Someone needs to post the combo-breaker GIF.

Stat.
 
2014-04-29 08:43:13 PM  
img.fark.net
"You're allowed to put our arm around us for the photo."
"Nah, I'm good."
 
2014-04-29 08:43:45 PM  
These Laker fans are feeling California but looking Minnesota.
 
2014-04-29 08:45:07 PM  

TheOther: [i.imgur.com image 850x633]
He's trying to be polite, but what he's thinking is 'Meh...sharp knees.'


Judging by the pockets and the fanny pack, that guy carrys a lot of stuff? What kind of stuff? I dare you to ask him.
 
2014-04-29 08:45:41 PM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: These Laker fans are feeling California but looking Minnesota.


Was thinking more like West Virginia or R-Kansas.
 
2014-04-29 08:50:52 PM  

cretinbob: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]


Girl on the rights face has "Please God get me out of here right farking NOW!" written all over it.

MizzouGuy: I suddenly have empathy for cheerleaders


Ditto.
 
2014-04-29 08:51:01 PM  
These were Photoshopped, right?  I mean, you can't have a more motley crew!

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And this guy's got some chest issues...He's got bigger boobs than any of the Laker Girls!
 
2014-04-29 08:51:52 PM  
Not to go all Donald Sterling, but I wouldn't want those people to come to my games.
 
2014-04-29 08:53:14 PM  

Trocadero: Not to go all Donald Sterling, but I wouldn't want those people to come to my games.


Why? Unless you look worse, they just make everyone around them look more attractive.
 
2014-04-29 08:54:05 PM  
The guy actively jerkin' it through the hole in his hoodie is the least scarey specimen.
 
2014-04-29 08:54:45 PM  

Trocadero: Not to go all Donald Sterling, but I wouldn't want those people to come to my games.


That's cool as long as I get to go full Adam Silver and drop the hammer on those Laker Girls.
 
2014-04-29 09:05:44 PM  
Now - Imagine what the conversation is like at the lunch.
 
2014-04-29 09:06:54 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Come on, doesn't lunch with the laker girls at least warrant putting on a clean tarpaulin?

/Also, what size does a shirt have to be for the pocket to migrate to the armpit?


It's lunch WITH a Laker Girl, not lunch ON a Laker Girl.
 
2014-04-29 09:07:01 PM  

TheOther: He's trying to be polite, but what he's thinking is 'Meh...sharp knees.'


Where the fark is that girls arm?
 
2014-04-29 09:08:11 PM  
I'm just going to hazard a guess and say this dude hasn't ever gotten close enough to know how much he's loving it.

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2014-04-29 09:08:36 PM  
I thought I might do some photoshopping of these pics - but it's really a shame to ruin such awesomeness
 
2014-04-29 09:09:44 PM  
img.fark.net

"Yarrr....not a looker among 'em."
 
2014-04-29 09:11:06 PM  
img.fark.net

Love the sweatpants/ fanny pack combination here.
 
2014-04-29 09:12:58 PM  

SlothB77: Love the sweatpants/ fanny pack combination here.


I just wonder how he sees with his eyes so squinty like a redneck Eskimo.
 
2014-04-29 09:13:10 PM  
i.imgur.com

The girl on the left looks like she's thinking, "Sure, I'll smile 'cuz it's my job. But, I swear to god, if that hand actually touches me, I am OUT OF HERE!!!",
 
2014-04-29 09:14:27 PM  
those poor poor girls.
 
2014-04-29 09:15:18 PM  

SlothB77: [img.fark.net image 850x633]

Love the sweatpants/ fanny pack combination here.


Not to mention the janitor keys.
 
2014-04-29 09:17:39 PM  
That's quite a rogue's gallery of unfortunate DNA combinations. I haven't laughed this hard in some time. Thanks FARK!
 
2014-04-29 09:19:18 PM  
Wow......just......wow......
 
2014-04-29 09:19:30 PM  
This thread is just GENIUS!  Seriously funny stuff.

There is NOT ONE smile in any of the cheerleaders' eyes.  It's more like "take the farking picture because bacon sweat is touching me".
 
2014-04-29 09:20:58 PM  
Pure awesomeness-greatest post ever.  I hope the pics are real-
 
2014-04-29 09:21:11 PM  

gregoire4: This thread is just GENIUS!  Seriously funny stuff.

There is NOT ONE smile in any of the cheerleaders' eyes.  It's more like "take the farking picture because bacon sweat is touching me".


Judging from most of these, a little flopsweat mixed in as well.
 
2014-04-29 09:21:31 PM  
Yes, damn them for being poor/uneducated/unhealthy.  We're so much richer/smarter and better looking.  Great use of a green light so that we can mock the less fortunate.

/welcometofark.jpg I know
 
2014-04-29 09:23:10 PM  
I'm about 80% sure these are photoshopped.
 
2014-04-29 09:23:19 PM  
It'd be awesome if one of those girls treated her boyfriend like crap and he recorded a conversation of her biatching about the person she had to go on a date with before leaving her ass.
 
2014-04-29 09:25:00 PM  

spiderpaz: Yes, damn them for being poor/uneducated/unhealthy.  We're so much richer/smarter and better looking.  Great use of a green light so that we can mock the less fortunate.

/welcometofark.jpg I know


Stop pretending you aren't laughing as hard as the rest of us.

It's ok, we won't tell.
 
2014-04-29 09:26:50 PM  
Let's see if this works...

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2014-04-29 09:34:14 PM  
Is this the latest Cliff Yablonski update?
 
2014-04-29 09:36:57 PM  

DeadPhelps: [i.imgur.com image 850x571]

The girl on the left looks like she's thinking, "Sure, I'll smile 'cuz it's my job. But, I swear to god, if that hand actually touches me, I am OUT OF HERE!!!",


One of her eyes is making a run for it.
 
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