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(Comic Book Resources)   Marvel unveils "Spider-Verse" comic arc, involving every Spider-Man EVER. Expect infighting, snark about whether Andrew Garfield is better than Tobey Maguire, and everyone asking why the fark the Japanese version has a Megazord   (comicbookresources.com) divider line 44
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2014-04-29 05:53:13 PM  
CHANGE! LEOPARDON! XD

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2014-04-29 06:09:16 PM  
EVERYONE in Japan has a either a giant robot, a cat-girl girlfriend, or a little, weird, cute animal sidekick.

I think they're given a choice when they reach 7 years old. Very few pick the fourth option: Body pillow.
 
2014-04-29 08:41:28 PM  
Crisis of Infinite Arachnids? Will there be Spider-Man from Amazing Friends?
 
2014-04-29 08:48:17 PM  
Tobey Mcguire.

that was easy.
 
2014-04-29 08:56:21 PM  
Hope the one from The Electric Company makes it.
 
2014-04-29 08:57:49 PM  
Spider-ham?
 
2014-04-29 09:04:31 PM  
I'm Batman'd out. And now I find that I'm Spiderman'd out.
 
2014-04-29 09:13:51 PM  
I'm so glad Spiderman was found alive again just in time for Spiderman 2.  Nobody saw that coming. This is just a rip off of this

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2014-04-29 09:15:10 PM  

Akuinnen: Spider-ham?



I will be disappointed if Peter Porker is not there
 
2014-04-29 09:16:35 PM  
I would rather see a battle royale between the Red Hulk, Grey Hulk and Green Hulk. Unless this has already been done after I stopped reading the comics.
 
2014-04-29 09:26:57 PM  
So are we going to see a Spider-Man who wasn't dumb enough to sell his marriage to the devil?
 
2014-04-29 09:40:19 PM  
www.toyzhunt.com
Someday... someday I will have this....
 
2014-04-29 09:49:49 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: I'm Batman'd out. And now I find that I'm Spiderman'd out.


So...don't see them?

Seems to be working pretty god damned well for me, so far. Only super hero movies I've seen in the past 3 years have been: Captain America 1, The Avengers, and Iron man 3.

Tried watching new-spider, it bored me. Tried watching Man of Steel, it bored me.

So, and this may be farking amazing, so you might want to sit down...I didn't watch them. I turned them off and went to do other things, AND I didn't spend money to go see them in theaters.

I know, it's a mindblower.
 
2014-04-29 10:00:57 PM  

Kanemano: Akuinnen: Spider-ham?


I will be disappointed if Peter Porker is not there


Spider-Ham is Best Spider Related Superhero!

/He's in there
 
2014-04-29 10:08:11 PM  
PLEASE tell me there is a mini-pool filled with baby oil arc:

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i291.photobucket.com

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/please
 
2014-04-29 10:17:38 PM  

HeartBurnKid: So are we going to see a Spider-Man who wasn't dumb enough to sell his marriage to the devil?


www.spiderfan.org

You had your chance for a decade, but no one wanted to buy it. So, Joey Q finally canceled the book, stripmined the name for a shiattier character, and made sure that One More Day included a nice part so that Mayday could never, ever happen in the regular Marvel U.

/NuDC killed my desire to read new comics from the big two, but the cancellation of Spider-Girl made it possible for me to stop caring about new books.
 
2014-04-29 10:20:57 PM  
nothing beets Kirsten Dunsts tits in the first Spidey
 
2014-04-29 10:21:55 PM  
www.therichest.com
 
2014-04-29 10:31:00 PM  
Will it have Italian Spider-Man?
 
2014-04-29 10:40:15 PM  
www.dadsbigplan.com

Simpsons Alan Moore did it already
 
2014-04-29 10:49:51 PM  

listernine: Will it have Italian Spider-Man?


I know you mean Turkish Spider-Man, and they had better...
 
2014-04-30 01:03:57 AM  

Akuinnen: Spider-ham?


Can he swing from a web?

No he can't, he's a pig...
 
2014-04-30 01:37:09 AM  

TheManofPA: Akuinnen: Spider-ham?

Can he swing from a web?

No he can't, he's a pig...


He just needs a little help.

gifrific.com
 
2014-04-30 02:47:14 AM  
Kind of weird not to see Venom or Carnage all lathered up with ridiculous musculature, but that's a nice picture they have there.
 
2014-04-30 03:16:53 AM  
We can't forget the most important incarnation -- Piderman.
 
2014-04-30 04:10:29 AM  
I don't see Zombie Spider-Man there. He's a zombie with a conscious.
 
2014-04-30 04:11:32 AM  
I assume we'll be seeing Pavitr Prabhakar, then?

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2014-04-30 05:39:35 AM  
Spoderman pls.
 
2014-04-30 05:52:22 AM  
Spider-Ham
Smells like Spam
Radioactive
Spider-Ham!
Spins a web
of massive size
Doesn't wash so he draws flies
Hey Hey
Here comes the Spider-Ham!
 
2014-04-30 07:59:11 AM  
Here is hoping Devitt is there.

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2014-04-30 08:02:47 AM  
And the Spidey from that musical?
 
2014-04-30 08:09:26 AM  

sxacho: And the Spidey from that musical?


fandomania.com

This one?
 
2014-04-30 08:18:44 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: PLEASE tell me there is a mini-pool filled with baby oil arc:

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/please


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2014-04-30 08:39:35 AM  
 
2014-04-30 08:57:04 AM  
What about hilariously incompetent newspaper Spider-Man?

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2014-04-30 09:01:45 AM  

PIP_the_TROLL: I'm Batman'd out. And now I find that I'm Spiderman'd out.


Have we been hooked up to the donut machine Homer was given in Hell? Frank Miller did that to me for Batman.
 
2014-04-30 09:03:36 AM  
Will there be Moxy Fruvous Spiderman? In the woods now they're troops, fighting for special interest groups. Spidey, the fun licker... Spidey a drink for all ages... Spidey, my pal.
 
2014-04-30 09:34:57 AM  

Fano: Moxy Fruvous


Wow, it has been a while.  TO YOUTUBE!
 
2014-04-30 09:41:43 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

I'm a sucker for original ideas.
 
2014-04-30 10:07:14 AM  
So, they're reusing the '90s Spider-Man finale?
 
2014-04-30 04:45:53 PM  

Fano: Will there be Moxy Fruvous Spiderman? In the woods now they're troops, fighting for special interest groups. Spidey, the fun licker... Spidey a drink for all ages... Spidey, my pal.


Maybe.  They're just on hiatus, right?

/Grew up with Lazlo
//have eaten Thai food with Jian while he proclaimed that Robertson Davies "had a real hard-on for the English novelists"
///wife a REAL Fru-head
////too lazy to add umlaut
 
2014-04-30 06:22:07 PM  

HeartBurnKid: So are we going to see a Spider-Man who wasn't dumb enough to sell his marriage to the devil?



1. It wasn't the devil. It was Mephisto, not Satan. There IS a Satan (and a Lucifer) in Marvel, and Mephisto ain't it.

2. The marriage part was MJ's idea, not Pete's. She agreed to it, and then convinced him to go along with it.

3. The series was going off the rails thanks to JMS completely farking with the back-story and retconning the hell out of Spidey's origin. The only way to fix the MANY supremely stupid things in JMS's run was to do a major retcon of the retcons he did.

4. MJ sucks. She's the character for people who don't like comics but like tits and redheads, or only know Spidey's history from the 90s animated series. Pete wasn't even dating her when they suddenly and inexplicably had them get married to match what was going on in the newspaper strip... And then she became the perpetual damsel in distress and a real drain on the stories.

5. That whole thing was over 186 issues of ASM/SSM ago. Under the normal 12-issues-per-year ideal, that would have been 15 years' worth of comics, but they were releasing two or three issues per month so it happened faster. Either way, that story event happened in 2007 -- 7 years ago. GET OVER IT. The book has been awesome since then (with a few bad moments; Spider Island did suck) and the character has continued to grow and develop extremely well despite all the BND-haters whining about it being to "keep Pete a teenager".

6. You want BAD stories? Try the whole "Norman Osborn farked Gwen" thing, or the "Pete dies, enters a cocoon, and gets new powers" thing, or the "Your powers aren't science-based, but are instead magic spider totem bullshiat" thing. With the exception of Civil War, everything else happening to Pete just prior to OMD was patently AWFUL writing. The only choice was to nuke it from orbit.
 
2014-04-30 06:22:58 PM  

Nix Nightbird: 2. The marriage part was MJ's idea, not Pete's. She agreed to it, and then convinced him to go along with it.


Actually, let me clarify: It was Mephisto's idea, but MJ was the one who agreed to it, not Pete.
 
2014-04-30 09:42:01 PM  

thisispete: Thanks for the Meme-ries: PLEASE tell me there is a mini-pool filled with baby oil arc:

[i291.photobucket.com image 800x600]

[i291.photobucket.com image 376x490]

[i291.photobucket.com image 800x600]

/please

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 400x306]


i291.photobucket.com
 
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