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(Daily Mail)   This just in: Dobby is actually a Japanese porn star   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Weird, Harry Potter, Rina Nanase, Japanese, Japanese porn star, adverse reactions  
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16328 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2014 at 9:30 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-29 05:56:00 PM  
I wanna see! I wanna see! :P

*clicks link*

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!! >_<
 
2014-04-29 06:11:12 PM  
That sort of thing should be declared villainous. The surgeon who did that should stand trial for crimes against humanity.
 
2014-04-29 06:19:15 PM  
Master took Dobby's clothes off!
 
2014-04-29 06:43:43 PM  
What about her ears? Did she get pointy ears?
 
2014-04-29 06:58:48 PM  
GOOD MORNING HARRY

api.ning.com
 
2014-04-29 07:43:38 PM  

naughtyrev: Master took Dobby's clothes off!


Best. Comment, EVAR

+10
 
2014-04-29 07:44:30 PM  

Captain Steroid: I wanna see! I wanna see! :P

*clicks link*

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!! >_<


That's what I'm wondering. She was really cute before plastic sugery.
 
2014-04-29 07:58:57 PM  
Dobby is a free elf!
www.quickmeme.com
No one can stop him from thinking of her as he jerks off into his sock.
 
2014-04-29 08:22:51 PM  
www.showbiz411.com

Penis goes WHERE?
 
2014-04-29 08:36:21 PM  
tools.foxnews.com
 
2014-04-29 08:50:00 PM  
On the upside, anything is going to look huge plowing into that hamster jaw.
 
2014-04-29 09:35:43 PM  

naughtyrev: Master took Dobby's clothes off!


This is wrong! This is very wrong.
 
2014-04-29 09:36:51 PM  
1. Who?
2. OMFG!
 
2014-04-29 09:37:07 PM  
That's the strangest face I've come across.
 
2014-04-29 09:38:11 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: That's what I'm wondering. She was really cute before plastic surgery.


This. How sad.
 
2014-04-29 09:43:19 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Captain Steroid: I wanna see! I wanna see! :P

*clicks link*

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!! >_<

That's what I'm wondering. She was really cute before plastic sugery.


Now that the story's gone global, the next we hear about her will involve that suicide forest.
 
2014-04-29 09:44:57 PM  
What kind of customers does that surgeon usually work on, tengu?
 
2014-04-29 09:46:35 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-29 09:47:20 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Captain Steroid: I wanna see! I wanna see! :P

*clicks link*

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!! >_<

That's what I'm wondering. She was really cute before plastic sugery.


I'm betting that she had some serious body image issues.

/ yep; in the last line of the article, she said that she perceived herself as having a fat face and beady eyes
 
2014-04-29 09:48:32 PM  
It's not mixed right.  It needs to be in Dobby.
 
2014-04-29 09:50:52 PM  
images.sodahead.com

Harry... Pooter...
 
2014-04-29 09:51:40 PM  

brap: On the upside, anything is going to look huge plowing into that hamster jaw.


Oh good! Big Dick porn gets more trees planted.
 
2014-04-29 09:52:37 PM  

brap: On the upside, anything is going to look huge plowing into that hamster jaw.


On the downside, low clearance, sharp teeth


/and don't get me started on what it might feel like when nutsack meets that chin.......
 
2014-04-29 09:53:29 PM  

ArkAngel: [images.sodahead.com image 830x346]

Harry... Pooter...


Of course its Harry. She is a Japanese porn star after all.
 
2014-04-29 09:54:14 PM  
iv1.lisimg.com

She's doing what now?
 
2014-04-29 09:55:07 PM  
Harry Potter is not the book I would recommend to her.

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2014-04-29 09:55:16 PM  
She looks more like a Kamino. Wonder if she's a good cloner?
images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com
 
2014-04-29 09:55:36 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Captain Steroid: I wanna see! I wanna see! :P

*clicks link*

OH JESUS CHRIST WHY?!! >_<

That's what I'm wondering. She was really cute before plastic sugery.


I wouldn't say she was cute, but at least she didn't look like a retarded holocaust victim.
 
2014-04-29 09:56:34 PM  
mrwgifs.com
 
2014-04-29 09:56:35 PM  
img.fark.net
Now THIS we can fap to, Precious!
 
2014-04-29 09:57:37 PM  
Still looks better than Gary Shandling.
 
2014-04-29 09:58:29 PM  
Jesus. How much do you have to hate yourself to do this? That wasn't just a little tweak here and there. SHE CHANGED THE ARCHITECTURE OF HER FACE.

I didn't even know you could do that to your jaws and chin. It just seems so incredibly wrong.
 
2014-04-29 09:58:53 PM  
So, a rather ordinary looking japanese girl can have plastic surgery to become freakish looking and make it in Japanese porn.

Makes sense, actually, based on what I understand of Japan.
 
2014-04-29 09:59:09 PM  
Awww come on guys, it' can't be that (click) ba....Jeebus buttfarking Cheerist WTF?

And this little gem from TFA "'I look fat' and said she had 'beady eyes'".

Goddamn girl you don't think your giant farking eyes look a bit beady in that freaking miniature noggin you've had sculpted?
 
2014-04-29 10:00:45 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: [iv1.lisimg.com image 420x272]

She's doing what now?


i.imgur.com

Whatever you want, if subby is to be believed.
 
2014-04-29 10:01:32 PM  
perlbal.hi-pi.com
^more from Dobby and the Wand of the Invisible Boy^
 
2014-04-29 10:01:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
Beats the new "anime eyes" surgery trend.
 
2014-04-29 10:01:51 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: She's doing what now?


Jez will be happy.
Mark not so much.
 
2014-04-29 10:01:57 PM  

ko_kyi: Makes sense, actually, based on what I understand of Japan.



Im not sure if we nuked them too much, or not enough.
 
2014-04-29 10:02:23 PM  
Well, she did get Mark off in the supply closet just by "waggling her bum." This seems like the next logical step.

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-29 10:02:56 PM  
What?
epguides.com
 
2014-04-29 10:03:25 PM  
Wait, 36 posts and no link to her adult stuff?  Color me disappointed.
 
2014-04-29 10:03:42 PM  
Also, too bad it's not Big Suze.
 
2014-04-29 10:03:43 PM  
If you've ever wanted to jerk off to a progeria kid, this girl's films are the next best thing.
 
2014-04-29 10:04:31 PM  
weknowmemes.com
Dobby loves Korean bbq.
 
2014-04-29 10:06:24 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Dobby loves Korean bbq.


What is Korean about any of this?
 
2014-04-29 10:06:34 PM  

Pribar: brap: On the upside, anything is going to look huge plowing into that hamster jaw.

On the downside, low clearance, sharp teeth


/and don't get me started on what it might feel like when nutsack meets that chin.......


winced just thinking about that
 
2014-04-29 10:06:42 PM  
I find it far more disturbing the number of adults who like to make Harry Potter references.
 
2014-04-29 10:07:38 PM  
How the hell did they do that to her jaw? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
 
2014-04-29 10:10:24 PM  
Never thought there was a cure for yellow fever but fark me there it is.
 
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