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(Huffington Post UK)   America, help save the planet by watching porn (yes really)   (huffingtonpost.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-04-29 05:34:53 PM  
On it
 
2014-04-29 05:44:19 PM  
Is there a "small dick" category? Someone MUST have a fetish for that.
 
2014-04-29 06:32:27 PM  

fusillade762: Is there a "small dick" category? Someone MUST have a fetish for that.


They're planting a bonsai tree for that, if you would've read the fine print.

/it might be short, but it's skinny
 
2014-04-29 07:04:15 PM  
I'll do it, singlehandedly!!
 
2014-04-29 07:05:50 PM  
Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.
 
2014-04-29 07:06:48 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


That's for Breast Cancer awareness, maybe?.
 
2014-04-29 07:07:47 PM  
When did porn become so mainstream?
 
2014-04-29 07:08:57 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


And 1000 times for Lesbians.
 
2014-04-29 07:09:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:09:53 PM  

Russ1642: Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.

And 1000 times for Lesbians.


What do i get for BDSM pron.

Hypothetically?
 
2014-04-29 07:09:59 PM  
Will they plant a bush if you click on ... oh, wait, there are no bushes in porn anymore.
 
2014-04-29 07:10:00 PM  
I gave 3 times today.
 
2014-04-29 07:10:00 PM  

LegacyDL: When did porn become so mainstream?


When everyone could obtain it anonymously with the internet.
 
2014-04-29 07:11:01 PM  
I'm doing all I can but I'm only one man and I'm running low on lube!
 
2014-04-29 07:12:22 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


That's for the bird sanctuary.
 
Oak
2014-04-29 07:12:32 PM  
That's ... not going to get me to patronize that particular category.
 
2014-04-29 07:13:50 PM  
Do they plant plastic trees for "dildo" searches?
 
2014-04-29 07:14:11 PM  
Time to bust out the aloe, Viagra, and testosterone replacement medicine.
 
2014-04-29 07:14:58 PM  
Pfft. I've easily terraformed at least three planets already.
 
2014-04-29 07:15:11 PM  
Screw this, I'm going to plant my own tree. My long, veiny, throbbing tree...
 
2014-04-29 07:16:01 PM  
Good luck trying to get a rubber tree planted.
 
2014-04-29 07:16:05 PM  
Wow. Nurseries will be making money hand over fist.
 
2014-04-29 07:16:15 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Will they plant a bush if you click on ... oh, wait, there are no bushes in porn anymore.


Thankfully.

As to the article, it say's they'll "plant" them.  No guarantees on how many will grow any meaningful amount.

It's conceivable they could bury a bunch of seed packets or some such thing.  Just comes to mind because planting tens of thousands of "trees" is going to be a challenge....labor and money.
 
2014-04-29 07:17:04 PM  
Fisting?
 
2014-04-29 07:18:01 PM  
What good is a tree without proper fertilization?
 
2014-04-29 07:18:24 PM  
God dammit, now I have a membership to pornhub.
 
2014-04-29 07:19:18 PM  

12349876: Do they plant plastic trees for "dildo" searches?


Rubber trees.
 
2014-04-29 07:22:14 PM  
s14.postimg.org
 
2014-04-29 07:22:34 PM  
My work over Tatum Reed better result in an arboretum.
 
2014-04-29 07:24:53 PM  

Wolfmanjames: Russ1642: Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.

And 1000 times for Lesbians.

What do i get for BDSM pron.

Hypothetically?


www.ukstreetart.co.uk

A donation to Anti-Slavery International.
 
2014-04-29 07:26:03 PM  
img.fark.net
No one else bigus enough? No one?
 
2014-04-29 07:26:09 PM  
shiat, why limit it to "big dick" category? Only gonna get women and gays. Extend that shiat to "big tits" category and y'all will be planting trees for the rest of your lives. As much as i appreciate the cause, a tree is not worth me, or any other straight man, sitting through a "big dick" porn. Hell I don't even like porns where a guy farks a woman. It's not appealing. Give me a good ole solo vid of a woman pleasuring herself. Id be responsible for a damn forest lmao.
 
2014-04-29 07:32:16 PM  
How big is Big?
 
2014-04-29 07:34:13 PM  

Nick Nostril: How big is Big?


This big

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:34:22 PM  

Pribar: I'm doing all I can but I'm only one man and I'm running low on lube!


You only have to look. No-one said anything about touching, you perv
 
2014-04-29 07:35:02 PM  

Dirty J1: shiat, why limit it to "big dick" category? Only gonna get women and gays. Extend that shiat to "big tits" category and y'all will be planting trees for the rest of your lives. As much as i appreciate the cause, a tree is not worth me, or any other straight man, sitting through a "big dick" porn. Hell I don't even like porns where a guy farks a woman. It's not appealing. Give me a good ole solo vid of a woman pleasuring herself. Id be responsible for a damn forest lmao.


Different strokes for different folks.

Pornhub give's the world wood.

Man i'm innuendo punny today.
 
2014-04-29 07:36:03 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


I know this is potential Pullitzer Prize territory, but just maybe, they don't need to promote that category?
 
2014-04-29 07:36:26 PM  
Adding trees to the world is a good cause, but at the cost of 100 kittens?

steklo: [img.fark.net image 635x862]


That is the least sexy porn I've ever seen.
 
2014-04-29 07:37:15 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


The article said they already did "big tits" (and "small tits") for breast cancer awareness.

You have to do penises to make the "wood" pun.

Maybe the next cause they should support is the "Wild Endangered Donkeys and Mules Environmental Relief Fund" (WEDMERF for short).
 
2014-04-29 07:37:32 PM  

abhorrent1: Pfft. I've easily terraformed at least three planets already.


golfclap.jpg

Very nice, sir.
 
2014-04-29 07:38:29 PM  
Rule 34
s17.postimg.org
No exceptions


s10.postimg.org

For the ladies
s15.postimg.org
 
2014-04-29 07:40:08 PM  
I think it's pretty crappy that Komen refused the donations and tried to distance themselves from it. Money is money. Money helps cancer research. Who cares if it came from a pornography site or from a little old lady with a million bucks? It's about the goal, isn't it?
 
2014-04-29 07:41:08 PM  

steklo: Nick Nostril: How big is Big?

This big


She's gonna have to open wider than that.
 
2014-04-29 07:42:37 PM  

Old Man Winter: Why put it in a category only gays want? You'd get 10 times the hits for Big Tits.


Dirty J1: shiat, why limit it to "big dick" category? Only gonna get women and gays.


Wut?

All videos on the first page, and the second(up to the 4th, didn't feel like looking further) in the "big dick" category are straight porn.  Guys with "big dicks" doing things to, or getting things done to them, by a woman(or two)

/Is it a good or a bad thing when someone pretends to know about porn but are in fact clueless?
//going with bad, because it's really sad when you have to pretend to know about porn to sound cool, that says a lot about how close to the bottom of the barrel they are
 
2014-04-29 07:42:53 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Will they plant a bush if you click on ... oh, wait, there are no bushes in porn anymore.


Japanese
 
2014-04-29 07:44:09 PM  
I hate the whole category breakdown. It's impossible to find new videos from the past that were enjoyable. For instance the other day there was something along the lines of 18 beauty first pron and it was epic. Next day gone.
 
2014-04-29 07:45:15 PM  

Nick Nostril: steklo: Nick Nostril: How big is Big?

This big

She's gonna have to open wider than that.


ok...THIS big:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:46:50 PM  
As someone who was just saving the planet I'm getting a big kick out of this.
 
2014-04-29 07:47:16 PM  

mjjt: Pribar: I'm doing all I can but I'm only one man and I'm running low on lube!

You only have to look. No-one said anything about touching, you perv


You watch porn your way, I'll keep using my braille browser
 
2014-04-29 07:47:28 PM  
And, furthermore, some of them aren't even all that big.  Think about a fark redhead thread... naturally includes blondes and brunettes because in the right light and a mis-tuned screen it might kind of be a tiny bit "red".
 
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