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(Newser)   Woman caught trying to break into jail to free brother, unaware that he would be released a couple hours later   (newser.com) divider line 30
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2014-04-29 05:33:26 PM
Did she constantly brood as well as shave her head?
 
2014-04-29 05:33:40 PM
The best big sister in the world
 
2014-04-29 05:36:23 PM
Couldn't wait those few hours....
 
2014-04-29 05:39:11 PM
My sister picked me up from work once.
 
2014-04-29 05:40:48 PM
Oopsy.... is my face red?
 
2014-04-29 05:40:53 PM
I was curious what the organization Big Brothers Big Sisters did in it's activities, now I know.
 
2014-04-29 05:41:03 PM
Now he needs to break in when she is to be released, and then her again.. make it a family tradition..
 
2014-04-29 05:45:35 PM
Maybe she was drunk
The day her brother
Got out of prison?
 
2014-04-29 05:47:03 PM
I bet they're banging each other.
 
2014-04-29 05:47:45 PM
Next in this season's premier episode of "Orange is the New Black"...
 
2014-04-29 05:48:18 PM

techgeek07: The best big sister in the world


Good point, darn shame she's a FARKING MORON!
 
2014-04-29 05:55:59 PM
Curious as to where she got the idea you can take someone else's place in jail.
 
2014-04-29 05:57:10 PM
Where, for these many dozens of days the bones
Of my imprisoned sibling are packed:
Where foolish warden, yet clueless in head
Sits surfing in his office, where, as they say,
At some hours in the night spirits resort;--

Alack, alack, is it not like that I,
So early sneaking, through their barbed fence, though cut,
and shrieking like mandrakes' torn out of the earth,
That sleepy guards, hearing them, run mad:--

O, if I succeed shall I not be distraught,
Environed with all these hideous fears?
And madly play with the wardens keys?
And pluck my imprisoned brother from his cell?
And, in this rage, with some great cell mate's chair
As with a club, dash out the warden's brains?

O, look! methinks I see the warden's ghost
Seeking out my brother, that did trap his body
within a cage: stay, warden stay!
Brother! I come! Now do I Break in to thee.
 
2014-04-29 05:59:59 PM
I guess she didn't have another brother.
 
2014-04-29 06:06:36 PM
The tard is strong in this one. I hope she doesn't breed sometime in the future.
 
2014-04-29 06:09:38 PM
I forgot when this happened, but one woman wanting to break her boyfriend out of jail, brought a small torch with her into the visitor's booth. She found out trying to melt that plexiglass filled her booth with smoke and got her a room for the night, maybe 90 days of nights.
 
2014-04-29 06:12:14 PM
The 20-year-old told authorities that she wanted to be booked into jail so her 18-year-old brother, who had been jailed on DUI-D charges, would be set free
...
Police did indeed book Armstrong on charges including criminal trespass.
...
younger brother Michael was released on bond just five hours later.

What's with the [DUMBASS] tag, subby? It sounds like her plan worked flawlessly.
 
2014-04-29 06:36:34 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: The tard is strong in this one. I hope she doesn't breed sometime in the future.


See and I thought the article deserved the Sappy tag.

/no woman has ever tried to break me out of jail.
//especially not my sister.
 
2014-04-29 06:38:27 PM
Her role model as a sister:

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And we know how this one turned out
 
2014-04-29 06:45:05 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Her role model as a sister:

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And we know how this one turned out


I know, right?
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She poisons some poor, sick fat guy so her brother can take over everything!
 
2014-04-29 06:48:38 PM
So she planned on breaking into the jail and then... what?
 
2014-04-29 06:49:24 PM
What a girl trying to break into jail might look like:

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2014-04-29 06:54:32 PM
Sounds like she's got a few marbles loose upstairs. Maybe she would benefit from a psychiatric eval.
 
2014-04-29 07:12:56 PM

Mega Steve: Danger Avoid Death: Her role model as a sister:

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And we know how this one turned out

I know, right?
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She poisons some poor, sick fat guy so her brother can take over everything!


Bravo! I'd forgotten about that!
 
2014-04-29 07:21:10 PM

Old Man Winter: Curious as to where she got the idea you can take someone else's place in jail.


I saw it on this one episode of "Dummies on TV;" you mean it doesn't really work like that?
 
2014-04-29 07:22:50 PM
But will bro return the favor?
 
2014-04-29 08:25:10 PM

Gyrfalcon: I saw it on this one episode of "Dummies on TV;"


That's on CSPAN, right?
 
2014-04-29 10:45:09 PM
They were both on drugs. He got popped driving. She was still whacked out and tried to break him out later that night.
 
2014-04-30 01:14:54 AM
Was his name Dean Dean?  Maybe he was going to tell her but it slipped his mind.

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2014-04-30 03:16:16 AM
O. Henry wanted for questioning.
 
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