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2014-04-29 02:50:11 PM  
Perfect timing.
www.kfc.com

/it is a real coupon
 
2014-04-29 03:03:31 PM  
Original or extra crispy?

Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy
 
2014-04-29 04:00:37 PM  

HawgWild: Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy


This is the truth.

/Get some red beans and rice on the side
//Or hit up Church's for their fried okra
 
2014-04-29 04:15:24 PM  

HawgWild: Original or extra crispy?

Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy


I love them both.
 
2014-04-29 04:16:28 PM  
Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.
 
2014-04-29 04:16:40 PM  
I lol'ed quite hard at that headline.

Thanks, duder
 
2014-04-29 04:19:11 PM  
Nice headline, subs.
 
2014-04-29 04:20:16 PM  
theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.

That's why it's only the GOTP-types lining up at the scene...
 
2014-04-29 04:23:33 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-04-29 04:25:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: HawgWild: Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy

This is the truth.

/Get some red beans and rice on the side
//Or hit up Church's for their fried okra


Church's spicy is pretty damn good too.

But Popeye's Cajun mashed potatoes are to die for (and from).

/but yes, the answer is ALWAYS spicy
//great headline subby
 
2014-04-29 04:25:02 PM  
The price of chicken to rise fast over the next few weeks, ne'er to come back down.
 
2014-04-29 04:26:26 PM  
What really is sad about this is the loss of all those chickens.  I grilled up probably 10 chickens worth just last night.  But they were prepared for such.  To just have them burn to death in a fire sucks for them, and it's a total waste.
 
2014-04-29 04:26:32 PM  

theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.


Watch out! We got a foodie in here!
 
2014-04-29 04:28:53 PM  

busy chillin': theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.

Watch out! We got a foodie in here!


I'm so sick of those elitists. Next they're going to tell me I'm supposed to skin and field dress a deer before throwing it on the pit.
 
2014-04-29 04:30:04 PM  
Bet that cost a few bucks...
 
2014-04-29 04:30:47 PM  

dj_spanmaster: The price of chicken to rise fast over the next few weeks, ne'er to come back down.


I'll be rich!

fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-04-29 04:31:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: busy chillin': theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.

Watch out! We got a foodie in here!

I'm so sick of those elitists. Next they're going to tell me I'm supposed to skin and field dress a deer before throwing it on the pit.


Yeah, all that "WAAAH, you cut the bladder and tainted the meat! WAHHH!"
 
2014-04-29 04:37:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: HawgWild: Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy

This is the truth.

/Get some red beans and rice on the side
//Or hit up Church's for their fried okra


Bojangle's. That is all.
 
2014-04-29 04:38:32 PM  

busy chillin': scottydoesntknow: busy chillin': theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.

Watch out! We got a foodie in here!

I'm so sick of those elitists. Next they're going to tell me I'm supposed to skin and field dress a deer before throwing it on the pit.

Yeah, all that "WAAAH, you cut the bladder and tainted the meat! WAHHH!"


Personally, I prefer my venison laid out on hot asphalt for 3 days and basted in gut juices for savory wildlife goodness.
Gut shot you say? Hail yes. Building up my E-coli antigens!
 
2014-04-29 04:39:00 PM  
Sad story.
 
2014-04-29 04:39:00 PM  

theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 04:40:15 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x395]


Mister Donut == KFC?

See what?

Confused.
 
2014-04-29 04:42:06 PM  

ZMugg: Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x395]

Mister Donut == KFC?

See what?

Confused.


The blur in the lower right resembles Ronald McDonald. I think it was probably photoshopped in, but whatever.
 
2014-04-29 04:43:12 PM  
Tell me they tried to put the fire out with lime juice, garlic and olive oil.
 
2014-04-29 04:44:02 PM  
img0.etsystatic.com
 
2014-04-29 04:45:31 PM  
We're almost there, people...

i1020.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-29 04:45:33 PM  
God damn some fried chicken and Asa Akira pussy sounds good right now.
 
2014-04-29 04:45:51 PM  
www.margaretwallace.com
 
2014-04-29 04:46:40 PM  
First cows, then pigs, now chickens, are any of our precious meat sources safe from mass slaughter?
 
2014-04-29 04:48:35 PM  
PETA is gonna be SO sad. We need to put up a memorial.
 
2014-04-29 04:48:49 PM  

theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first.


www.usnewslink.com

Oh. You said "pluck". My bad...
 
2014-04-29 04:50:38 PM  

BlackMtnMan: We need to put up a memorial.


A memorial has been erected in Marietta, Georgia.

patsloan.typepad.com

Uh...huh huh...I said "erect"
 
2014-04-29 04:52:21 PM  
Amish cooking is mighty tasty.
 
2014-04-29 04:57:15 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-29 05:01:22 PM  

cgraves67: ZMugg: Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x395]

Mister Donut == KFC?

See what?

Confused.

The blur in the lower right resembles Ronald McDonald. I think it was probably photoshopped in, but whatever.


Got it. Thanks. Still weird.
Still, how you can tell that the shop on fire is a KFC is a mystery (to me).

I was looking for a cow face in the flames. Kinda like how you could "see" Satan's face in the WTC flames and smoke during the 9/11 attacks.
 
2014-04-29 05:04:43 PM  
Thought it was a story about CPAC

K3rmy: Perfect timing.
[www.kfc.com image 850x341]

/it is a real coupon


Where do you live? We never get coupons that good for any chicken place around here.
 
2014-04-29 05:09:10 PM  
onmilwaukee.com

/Unavailable for comment
 
2014-04-29 05:10:24 PM  

theorellior: Hate to break it to you folks, but it helps if you pluck them first. Burning feathers smell gross.


I suspect it does smell fowl.
 
2014-04-29 05:11:44 PM  
with 36,999 of the chickens living in a one square foot cage each.   stay classy 'murican capitalists.
 
2014-04-29 05:15:16 PM  

BlackMtnMan: PETA is gonna be SO sad. We need to put up a memorial.


classiccitytoday.com

Just cross out "truck crash" and replace it with "barn fire".
 
2014-04-29 05:15:18 PM  

HawgWild: Original or extra crispy?

Or, if you're like me and prefer Popeyes: Spicy or mild?

/the answer is always spicy


Very similar to Popeye's and 5x as delicious.

www.franquicias.com
 
2014-04-29 05:20:27 PM  
That is sad. What a horrible way to go.
 
2014-04-29 05:21:15 PM  
KFC Chicken troll


static4.businessinsider.com
 
2014-04-29 05:29:23 PM  
More like this

www.fedmanwalking.com

El Pollo Regio, where you will be the only white folk in the place.
 
2014-04-29 05:34:18 PM  

ZMugg: cgraves67: ZMugg: Danger Avoid Death: [media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x395]

Mister Donut == KFC?

See what?

Confused.

The blur in the lower right resembles Ronald McDonald. I think it was probably photoshopped in, but whatever.

Got it. Thanks. Still weird.
Still, how you can tell that the shop on fire is a KFC is a mystery (to me).

I was looking for a cow face in the flames. Kinda like how you could "see" Satan's face in the WTC flames and smoke during the 9/11 attacks.


You're putting way too much thought into this.
 
2014-04-29 05:37:02 PM  
It's as if there were a disturbance in the force, as if 37,000 chickens suddenly cried out in horror  - then went right back to pecking the ground, hoping that yellow thing is corn....
 
2014-04-29 05:39:04 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: A memorial has been erected in Marietta, Georgia.


Awww...that brings back memories.  Mainly how to tell people directions based on 'The Big Chicken'.
 
2014-04-29 05:41:56 PM  
Sin_City_Superhero:

A memorial has been erected in Marietta, Georgia.

Uh...huh huh...I said "erect"


Originally Johnny Reb's Chick, Chuck and Shake

Mechanical beak and eyes stayed broke for over 25 years.
 
2014-04-29 05:42:42 PM  

Linux_Yes: with 36,999 of the chickens living in a one square foot cage each.   stay classy 'murican capitalists.


I blame the dumbass city folk that refuse to be educated about how farms work and where their food comes from.
 
2014-04-29 05:50:26 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Linux_Yes: with 36,999 of the chickens living in a one square foot cage each.   stay classy 'murican capitalists.

I blame the dumbass city folk that refuse to be educated about how farms work and where their food comes from.


The chicken comes from the meat section of the grocery, dude. Sheesh.
 
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