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(ABC Local)   Naked is good and jogging is good but not when the two are combined near an elementary school   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
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2014-04-29 03:59:56 PM  
4 votes:
I once streaked a flower show, won second place for best dried arrangement 8-(
2014-04-29 04:07:20 PM  
2 votes:

Fark In The Duck: Banned On The Run: do you have any pictures of what naked joggers might look like?

/I'm pretty certain you do...


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2014-04-29 02:47:03 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?


But the ethereal energy of his nakedity could have hung around and flapped its floppity wang at some children later on that morning!

Do you want naked, ethereal afterimages flopping their wangs at innocent children?

SICKO!
2014-04-29 05:24:56 PM  
1 vote:
flap, flap,  flap,  flap,  flap
2014-04-29 05:23:36 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: So running naked past a school at night is a no-no, but farking a dead dog, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center is OK? I'll never understand y'all...


I have bad news for you: farking a dead dog is never ok, with or without daycare center. I hope you haven't gotten into too much trouble.

I am frequently naked and I frequently run but oddly I don't think as an adult I have ever once in my life run naked.
2014-04-29 04:47:24 PM  
1 vote:
Pearland.

The land where everything goes pear-shaped.
2014-04-29 04:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
So running naked past a school at night is a no-no, but farking a dead dog, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center is OK? I'll never understand y'all...
2014-04-29 04:00:08 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Walker: Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?

But the ethereal energy of his nakedity could have hung around and flapped its floppity wang at some children later on that morning!

Do you want naked, ethereal afterimages flopping their wangs at innocent children?

SICKO!


www.raybendici.com
2014-04-29 03:59:09 PM  
1 vote:
Naked jogging is painful for men packing more than two peanuts and a Vienna sausage
2014-04-29 02:27:07 PM  
1 vote:
gwenniepie.files.wordpress.com
 
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