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(ABC Local)   Naked is good and jogging is good but not when the two are combined near an elementary school   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 48
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2014-04-29 02:25:51 PM
Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?
 
2014-04-29 02:27:07 PM
gwenniepie.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-29 02:43:31 PM
Caption FTFA:  David Michael Aulds, 32, is charged with disorderly conduct, driving without headlines and driving on the wrong side of the road

Well, hey, this got submitted to FARK, so now it HAS a headline.  What's the big deal?
 
2014-04-29 02:47:03 PM

Walker: Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?


But the ethereal energy of his nakedity could have hung around and flapped its floppity wang at some children later on that morning!

Do you want naked, ethereal afterimages flopping their wangs at innocent children?

SICKO!
 
2014-04-29 03:59:09 PM
Naked jogging is painful for men packing more than two peanuts and a Vienna sausage
 
2014-04-29 03:59:56 PM
I once streaked a flower show, won second place for best dried arrangement 8-(
 
2014-04-29 04:00:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Walker: Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?

But the ethereal energy of his nakedity could have hung around and flapped its floppity wang at some children later on that morning!

Do you want naked, ethereal afterimages flopping their wangs at innocent children?

SICKO!


www.raybendici.com
 
2014-04-29 04:02:05 PM

Walker: Oh it was after midnight. The kids weren't there. What's the big deal?


Zero tolerance
 
2014-04-29 04:02:07 PM
What's so good about naked? Jogging sucks, too; if you're fit enough to run, OK. But just jogging the way I have to, because I'm too old and fat to run at a decent pace, is embarrassing.
 
2014-04-29 04:02:18 PM
NSFW link thread?
 
2014-04-29 04:04:32 PM
FRIENDSWOOD, TX

*Snicker*
 
2014-04-29 04:05:18 PM
Naked jogging?

cdn-media.hollywood.com

How Old School.
 
2014-04-29 04:05:21 PM
Banned On The Run: do you have any pictures of what naked joggers might look like?

/I'm pretty certain you do...
 
2014-04-29 04:07:20 PM

Fark In The Duck: Banned On The Run: do you have any pictures of what naked joggers might look like?

/I'm pretty certain you do...


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2014-04-29 04:12:10 PM
What, I wonder, impels a person to go naked jogging? I mean, you have to assume a pretty high risk of getting arrested.

And where the hell do you put the house keys?
 
2014-04-29 04:12:34 PM
So running naked past a school at night is a no-no, but farking a dead dog, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center is OK? I'll never understand y'all...
 
2014-04-29 04:13:52 PM

brimed03: What, I wonder, impels a person to go naked jogging? I mean, you have to assume a pretty high risk of getting arrested.

And where the hell do you put the house keys?


That's what you have an anus for.
 
2014-04-29 04:15:51 PM

Pribar: I once streaked a flower show, won second place for best dried arrangement 8-(


Ok, I'll play.

Guy:
I once streaked a dog show, I ran so fast worried a dog might snap at me. The next day I couldn't stand the pain in my kibble and bits.

Gal:
I once streaked an IHOP and the waiter yelled out "hey, who ordered the flapjacks?!"
 
2014-04-29 04:15:57 PM
I like to respond with funny images found with GIS of the keywords in the article.  DO NOT GIS "Bad Naked"!!!  What was I thinking?!?!
 
2014-04-29 04:16:47 PM

Fark In The Duck: what naked joggers might look like


2.bp.blogspot.com

wehatefatpeople.files.wordpress.com

www.voont.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Why you'd want to see that is beyond me, but there ya go...weirdo.
 
2014-04-29 04:29:10 PM

Pribar: I once streaked a flower show, won second place for best dried arrangement 8-(


LOL  XD
 
2014-04-29 04:40:05 PM

brimed03: What, I wonder, impels a person to go naked jogging? I mean, you have to assume a pretty high risk of getting arrested.

And where the hell do you put the house keys?


In the Peehole
 
2014-04-29 04:43:36 PM
The officer says Aulds noticed him and then hid behind a brick column. Aulds then reportedly made it to his vehicle, turned off his headlights and tried to leave.

i always jog after midnight.  and bring my car along with me.

The officer says Aulds told him he was just out exercising.

bullshiat he was.
 
2014-04-29 04:47:24 PM
I saw the Fark headline, and somehow knew it was going to be Houston.
 
2014-04-29 04:47:24 PM
Pearland.

The land where everything goes pear-shaped.
 
2014-04-29 05:02:12 PM
Naked jogging? I'm gonna go with "bad naked" on that one.
 
2014-04-29 05:04:16 PM
Whelp, there goes my Wednesday morning. What am I supposed to do on my day off now?
 
2014-04-29 05:11:03 PM
meh, i've seen my share of naked ppl at work. What i've learned is the ones you wouldn't mind seeing naked, arnt.
 
2014-04-29 05:21:06 PM
Move to SF. It is a right to jog in the nude.
 
2014-04-29 05:21:10 PM

brimed03: What, I wonder, impels a person to go naked jogging? I mean, you have to assume a pretty high risk of getting arrested.

And where the hell do you put the house keys?


that's not a cockring
 
2014-04-29 05:23:36 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: So running naked past a school at night is a no-no, but farking a dead dog, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center is OK? I'll never understand y'all...


I have bad news for you: farking a dead dog is never ok, with or without daycare center. I hope you haven't gotten into too much trouble.

I am frequently naked and I frequently run but oddly I don't think as an adult I have ever once in my life run naked.
 
2014-04-29 05:24:56 PM
flap, flap,  flap,  flap,  flap
 
2014-04-29 05:41:11 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Naked jogging is painful for men packing more than two peanuts and a Vienna sausage


I'm working with an acorn and a hacky sack. I've never tried jogging in the nude, but jumping jacks in the nude hurts!
 
2014-04-29 05:43:09 PM
 
2014-04-29 06:02:33 PM

Jument: farking a dead dog is never ok


So you're in favor of farking LIVE dogs? Nice to know...
 
2014-04-29 06:52:23 PM
Why run naked?
You can run almost naked as a guy - shirtless and short shorts.

The local track team runs like this and there is always one driver who gets into mad rage and start shouting gaaaaayyy from their car.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-29 07:02:15 PM
I don't understand, school kids see more nudity than adults...
never mind...
 
2014-04-29 07:12:59 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Jument: farking a dead dog is never ok

So you're in favor of farking LIVE dogs? Nice to know...


Dead dogs most definitely cannot consent.
 
2014-04-29 07:18:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: brimed03: What, I wonder, impels a person to go naked jogging? I mean, you have to assume a pretty high risk of getting arrested.

And where the hell do you put the house keys?

That's what you have an anus for.


Time to upgrade my locks.

t2.ftcdn.net
 
2014-04-29 07:37:16 PM
I just don't care. 3+ billion people with the same anatomy? Who farking cares? Want to be naked? Fine
 
2014-04-29 08:00:59 PM
Article missing important facts:

1) level of manscaping
2) girth
3) length
4) normal or (like me) mutilated at birth?
5) hard, soft, or semi.

You can tell this wasn't reported by a gay news-site.
 
2014-04-29 08:26:53 PM

p0nk: Sin_City_Superhero: Jument: farking a dead dog is never ok

So you're in favor of farking LIVE dogs? Nice to know...

Dead dogs most definitely cannot consent.


they can't say no either....
 
2014-04-29 08:31:32 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: So running naked past a school at night is a no-no, but farking a dead dog, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center is OK? I'll never understand y'all...


Came here for the dead dog farking reference, leaving satisfied :)
 
2014-04-29 08:53:59 PM
Came for the reference also, but also to say... Dog is good, sex is good, day care center is good, but not when all three are combined.
 
2014-04-29 09:49:22 PM
OnOn!
 
2014-04-29 10:52:19 PM
. . .  (something). . .  (something) . . . .Filmore District last year.

http://youtu.be/mRA5FBtbHHM
 
2014-04-30 02:00:55 AM
img.fark.net
Unfortunately, this was not one of those days.
 
2014-04-30 08:14:44 AM
Clem, no it's not/as someone who has run 5k nude before
 
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