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(Orlando Sentinel)   Unusual: Congressman petitions wife for divorce. Fark: Accuses her of being married to another man at the same time   (thesent.nl) divider line 34
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2014-04-29 03:43:42 PM
Well her name IS Lolita.

Caveat emptor.
 
2014-04-29 03:48:25 PM
Mmmmm, final resolution of divorce. I'm not a lawyer but sometimes, certain things do get dragged out even though the marriage is over. Ran into similar situations with women who were divorced, but dangling issues and details still existed.

/Think I'll ask a lawyer friend in the central Florida area what she thinks.
//Shiat, she could be representing one of them, for all I know.
 
2014-04-29 03:48:55 PM
Polygamy
 
2014-04-29 03:49:32 PM
Polygamy three-way in play?
 
2014-04-29 03:55:17 PM
The Congressman (pictured below) told reporters that he expected suing his estranged wife for defamation would boost his chances for reelection

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2014-04-29 04:00:50 PM
I remember the days on fark before there was a Florida tag.  The amazing, amazing shiat that came out of that place created a groundswell, and many-a-farker demanded that Florida have its own tag.

In retrospect, creating a special Florida tag was a very good decision, and it's hard to believe that it was ever up for debate.
 
2014-04-29 04:05:18 PM

Gunboat: I remember the days on fark before there was a Florida tag.  The amazing, amazing shiat that came out of that place created a groundswell, and many-a-farker demanded that Florida have its own tag.

In retrospect, creating a special Florida tag was a very good decision, and it's hard to believe that it was ever up for debate.


And I'd like to think we earn it each and every day through honest work and absolutely batshiat farking crazy people.

I've lived here for 20 years now.  I'm waiting for that day when I turn into the guy  4tehsnowflakes pictured.
 
2014-04-29 04:20:53 PM
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This guy? Was she still secretly married to the bulge in his pants? Please don't tell me it was his Chaz Darling char from his Vamp LARP.
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2014-04-29 04:28:53 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: [static2.businessinsider.com image 687x515]
This guy? Was she still secretly married to the bulge in his pants? Please don't tell me it was his Chaz Darling char from his Vamp LARP.
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No, that guy was just running for a seat.  Not even sure he won his primary.  Alan Grayson is an asshole who is a current Representative.  Sometimes he's a right asshole, sometimes a useful asshole, but he is always an asshole.  I can't believe he convinced a woman to marry him.  Really, he's a complete dick.
 
2014-04-29 04:33:49 PM

4tehsnowflakes: The Congressman (pictured below) told reporters that he expected suing his estranged wife for defamation would boost his chances for reelection

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WTF? That doesn't look like a 'shop, and yet, it defies all comprehension.
 
2014-04-29 04:38:18 PM
Florida politician embroiled in a legal fight because of bigamy... sounds familiar:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jackson#Family_and_personal_life
 
2014-04-29 04:39:48 PM
I'm sure he wouldn't care if he WANTED to stay married to her.  Sounds more like an excuse to ditch an unwanted female.
 
2014-04-29 04:39:58 PM
Sounds like he violated the Prime Directive. He stuck it in The Crazy
 
2014-04-29 04:44:07 PM

Diogenes: Well her name IS Lolita.

Caveat emptor.


Was she 12, dude?
 
2014-04-29 04:44:10 PM
So many times in these stories I go, "yeah, those two totally deserve each other".  The real tragedy is that now they're both back on the market and liable to ruin the lives of two more people.
 
2014-04-29 04:50:41 PM
Was the other guy's name Tom Dooley?

/If it hadn't a been for Grayson, I'd a been in Tennessee....
 
2014-04-29 04:55:38 PM

Diogenes: Well her name IS Lolita.

Caveat emptor.


THIS!  Who the hell names their daughter LOLITA!!???!!?!
 
2014-04-29 04:55:40 PM
Bigamy?  I think it's big of all of us.
 
2014-04-29 05:02:50 PM

Arkanaut: 4tehsnowflakes:

WTF? That doesn't look like a 'shop, and yet, it defies all comprehension.


Picture is helpful shot of what a politician who sues his ex for libel might look like
 
2014-04-29 05:19:53 PM
"Alan Grayson is seeking parental responsibility for the children and the exclusive use of the family's home, their seven cars - including a 1981 Delorean"

Great Scott!

Wait a moment, maybe he went back in time and married her earlier just to create this situation...
 
2014-04-29 05:32:01 PM

FLMountainMan: Fark like a Barsoomian: [static2.businessinsider.com image 687x515]
This guy? Was she still secretly married to the bulge in his pants? Please don't tell me it was his Chaz Darling char from his Vamp LARP.
[graphicpolicy.files.wordpress.com image 140x361]

No, that guy was just running for a seat.  Not even sure he won his primary.  Alan Grayson is an asshole who is a current Representative.  Sometimes he's a right asshole, sometimes a useful asshole, but he is always an asshole.  I can't believe he convinced a woman to marry him.  Really, he's a complete dick.


Hey!  He used to be my asshole!

Oh...wait....

/actually he was
//liked him better than webster but think they're both meh
 
2014-04-29 05:35:38 PM
www.thehermitage.com


get over it
 
2014-04-29 05:37:09 PM

AirForceVet: Mmmmm, final resolution of divorce. I'm not a lawyer but sometimes, certain things do get dragged out even though the marriage is over. Ran into similar situations with women who were divorced, but dangling issues and details still existed.


Yeah, I was expecting something much more worthy of Florida, like being unable to come up with a name for the supposed husband, no evidence, etc...

Instead it's that she married him before clearing up/finalizing her divorce, there's records, he has a name, and as they're divorcing anyways he's pulling the standard 'I hate you now and want all of the resources' tactics.
 
2014-04-29 05:37:59 PM

Sofa King Smart: Who the hell names their daughter LOLITA!!???!!?!


And why would they put all those ships in a place called Pearl Harbor?

These names existed before they became infamous.  In the case of Lolita, it is short for something else.
 
2014-04-29 05:41:56 PM
Alan Grayson is the poster child for being a Liberal Douchecrat.

He paid $$$ to keep an Hispanic GOP candidate from winning the primary, because racist Grayson couldn't beat a Hispanic in a large Hispanic district....Grayson continues Racist Democrat douchebaggery

Can only hope he gets run over by the ambulances he chases
 
2014-04-29 06:03:42 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Alan Grayson is the poster child for being a Liberal Douchecrat.

He paid $$$ to keep an Hispanic GOP candidate from winning the primary, because racist Grayson couldn't beat a Hispanic in a large Hispanic district....Grayson continues Racist Democrat douchebaggery

Can only hope he gets run over by the ambulances he chases


In other news, there's an Hispanic in the GOP.
 
2014-04-29 06:18:36 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Alan Grayson is the poster child for being a Liberal Douchecrat.

He paid $$$ to keep an Hispanic GOP candidate from winning the primary, because racist Grayson couldn't beat a Hispanic in a large Hispanic district....Grayson continues Racist Democrat douchebaggery


That's really not unprecedented in politics.  Nan Rich is getting quite a bit of money and advertisements from the GOP.

Danger Avoid Death: FloridaFarkTag: Alan Grayson is the poster child for being a Liberal Douchecrat.

He paid $$$ to keep an Hispanic GOP candidate from winning the primary, because racist Grayson couldn't beat a Hispanic in a large Hispanic district....Grayson continues Racist Democrat douchebaggery

Can only hope he gets run over by the ambulances he chases

In other news, there's an Hispanic in the GOP.


Are you really that stupid?  In Florida, there are more Hispanic Republicans in office than Hispanic Democrats in office, many more on the state level.  Nationwide, there are quite a few prominent Republicans.  I'd hate to be shallow in my politics that uninformed tribalism is the only analysis I can muster.
 
2014-04-29 07:15:31 PM

FloridaFarkTag: Alan Grayson is the poster child for being a Liberal Douchecrat.

He paid $$$ to keep an Hispanic GOP candidate from winning the primary, because racist Grayson couldn't beat a Hispanic in a large Hispanic district....Grayson continues Racist Democrat douchebaggery

Can only hope he gets run over by the ambulances he chases


If you are speaking of Quinones, he has a very good chance of losing his county Commissioner election this year.  He isn't ready to play with the big boys.  Then again, Grayson's opponent last year was basically your pick of a clown, a no-name, and a piece of toast.  Toastboy won the primary.  Wait, or was he the clown?  They weren't very memorable.

I met Lolita and Alan Grayson.  They are both pretty nice, no matter what this story would make you think.
 
2014-04-29 07:54:50 PM

Sofa King Smart: Diogenes: Well her name IS Lolita.

Caveat emptor.

THIS!  Who the hell names their daughter LOLITA!!???!!?!


Quiz for duck what name is worse, Lolita or Lola?
 
2014-04-29 08:26:14 PM

Arkanaut: WTF? That doesn't look like a 'shop, and yet, it defies all comprehension.


He's got a bun shower-capped to either side of his head, and a beef patty on his forehead. What's not to get? I think the voters know where he stands on the issue.
 
2014-04-29 08:35:39 PM
I must dissent, any fool can see it is two hot dogs plastic-wrapped to his head with a cinnamon bun in the center
 
2014-04-29 08:47:18 PM

Tom_Slick: Sofa King Smart: Diogenes: Well her name IS Lolita.

Caveat emptor.

THIS!  Who the hell names their daughter LOLITA!!???!!?!

Quiz for duck what name is worse, Lolita or Lola?


If you're a boy, Sue.
If you're a girl, Chastity or Prudence.
 
2014-04-30 02:49:51 AM

Danger Avoid Death: In other news, there's an Hispanic in the GOP.


Have you actually met many Mexicans and Cubans? They tend to be very conservative, because most of the ones who come here are from rural areas back home, and only go along with Democrats when Republicans play the crazy xenophobia game. Overall they're solidly GOP when you leave them alone. (Aside from being Catholic instead of Baptist.) Later generations tend to somewhat pick up the politics of their state, more liberal in CA, more conservative in TX, and more crazy in FL.
 
2014-04-30 02:54:16 AM

FLMountainMan: Fark like a Barsoomian: [static2.businessinsider.com image 687x515]
This guy? Was she still secretly married to the bulge in his pants? Please don't tell me it was his Chaz Darling char from his Vamp LARP.
[graphicpolicy.files.wordpress.com image 140x361]

No, that guy was just running for a seat.  Not even sure he won his primary.  Alan Grayson is an asshole who is a current Representative.  Sometimes he's a right asshole, sometimes a useful asshole, but he is always an asshole.  I can't believe he convinced a woman to marry him.  Really, he's a complete dick.


He has a very punchable-looking face.
 
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