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2014-04-29 01:16:14 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
I have slept with worse
 
2014-04-29 01:21:33 PM  
static3.businessinsider.com
 
2014-04-29 01:23:30 PM  
Nice headline, subbs. Lmao.

/dnrtfa, yet
 
2014-04-29 01:34:56 PM  
Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?
 
2014-04-29 01:36:35 PM  

sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?


Uh.. that's the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady.  I guess what I am saying is ain't nobody got time for that long-ass article.
 
2014-04-29 01:37:23 PM  

sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?


Kind of obvious isn't it? Admitting his racism.
 
2014-04-29 01:55:36 PM  

spongeboob: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Kind of obvious isn't it? Admitting his racism.


Whoa!  A little early for thread-shiatting, don't you think?  You've got to give the thread a chance to build up before you jump up on the table like that and drop trou.
 
2014-04-29 01:57:12 PM  
And that is how Conservatives came into being?

I am not sure subby can scientifically prove any of that though. Why is subby so mean to conservatives?
 
2014-04-29 02:02:12 PM  
There are two types of people in the world.  Those who classify people into two groups, and those who don't.
 
2014-04-29 02:03:22 PM  
Conservatives like to breed in small, controlled homogenous groups and are sexually obsessed with what they find disgusting.

It took a group of researchers to figure this out ?
 
2014-04-29 02:05:14 PM  
Best I can tell, women still generally prefer sex with neanderthals.
 
2014-04-29 02:05:16 PM  
Conservatives drive a car like this. But liberals drive a car like this.
 
2014-04-29 02:07:58 PM  

sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?


He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!
 
2014-04-29 02:08:36 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Conservatives drive a car like this. But liberals drive a car like this.


It's so true! We're so lame!
 
2014-04-29 02:10:26 PM  

spongeboob: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Kind of obvious isn't it? Admitting his racism.


Ironically, the more black African your genome, the less Neanderthal DNA in your background. The Africans were the conservative ones who stayed behind while the whites and Asians went out and farked anything we could get our hands on.

Sub-human and proud of it!
 
2014-04-29 02:10:53 PM  

Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!


If you perceive racism in that post, it means you're the one with the problem. You're the only real racist here, my friend.

(this post employs the tone of irony for modestly comedic effect)
 
2014-04-29 02:10:58 PM  

Baz744: Best I can tell, women still generally prefer sex with neanderthals.


Women prefer average men.

/You can fool a room full of frat boys.
//You can't fool Charles Darwin
 
2014-04-29 02:11:28 PM  
Of course they did, conservatives don't believe the earth existed 40,000 years ago.
 
2014-04-29 02:11:52 PM  
so while everyone was eating berries, some Liberal decided to kill a rat and eat that, you're welcome Conservatives.

without that first step, chickens may have never been domesticated.
 
2014-04-29 02:12:03 PM  

ko_kyi: There are two types of people in the world.  Those who classify people into two groups, and those who don't.


I classify people into three groups. All end in -oid.
 
2014-04-29 02:16:08 PM  

Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!


Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?
 
2014-04-29 02:17:24 PM  
40,000 years ago or so, Liberals used to have sex with Neanderthals

Impossible. The world is only 6,000 years old.
 
2014-04-29 02:17:59 PM  

Isitoveryet: so while everyone was eating berries, some Liberal decided to kill a rat and eat that, you're welcome Conservatives.

without that first step, chickens may have never been domesticated farked.


ftfy
 
2014-04-29 02:18:52 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?


When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.
 
2014-04-29 02:20:02 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?


Well, putting a pic of a black woman in a thread about having sex with neanderthals without comment could be interpreted was racist.
 
2014-04-29 02:20:08 PM  

Rhino_man: Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.


How out of touch are you that you don't recognize the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady?  Is this your first time on the internet, or do you really need that little of an excuse to start knee-jerking about racism?
 
2014-04-29 02:21:12 PM  

spongeboob: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Kind of obvious isn't it? Admitting his racism.


I was told by Drew that there are no racists on Fark.com, just people with different opinions and furthermore comma
 
2014-04-29 02:22:05 PM  

Lucky LaRue: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Uh.. that's the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady.  I guess what I am saying is ain't nobody got time for that long-ass article.


You thought that that was a long article?
 
2014-04-29 02:23:18 PM  

Graffito: Lucky LaRue: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Uh.. that's the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady.  I guess what I am saying is ain't nobody got time for that long-ass article.

You thought that that was a long article?


Reading is hard.
 
2014-04-29 02:23:49 PM  

Rhino_man: When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.


The context was the hugely long article linked to at the top of the page and the fact that that particular black woman is famous for saying: "Ain't nobody got time for that." I thought it was pretty clear.
 
2014-04-29 02:25:38 PM  

PreMortem: ko_kyi: There are two types of people in the world.  Those who classify people into two groups, and those who don't.

I classify people into three groups. All end in -oid.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
 
2014-04-29 02:27:01 PM  

ryant123: Rhino_man: When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

The context was the hugely long article linked to at the top of the page and the fact that that particular black woman is famous for saying: "Ain't nobody got time for that." I thought it was pretty clear.


the article was particularly long. Had a lot of facts. Cited peer reviewed research. Was well written. And not particularly kind to conservatives.

I can see how some people have problem with this.

/on many levels
 
2014-04-29 02:27:03 PM  

COMALite J: PreMortem: ko_kyi: There are two types of people in the world.  Those who classify people into two groups, and those who don't.

I classify people into three groups. All end in -oid.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


Nope, three kinds, those who can count and those who can't.
 
2014-04-29 02:27:13 PM  
clambam

Ironically, the more black African your genome, the less Neanderthal DNA in your background. The Africans were the conservative ones who stayed behind while the whites and Asians went out and farked anything we could get our hands on.

True, but the Africans stayed in Africa and farked other hominins.

Rhino_man

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

paganj

Well, putting a pic of a black woman in a thread about having sex with neanderthals without comment could be interpreted was racist.

You two genetics prodigies know that sub-Saharan Africans didn't breed with Neandertals, right?
 
2014-04-29 02:27:25 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Rhino_man: Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

How out of touch are you that you don't recognize the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady?  Is this your first time on the internet, or do you really need that little of an excuse to start knee-jerking about racism?


how can you ain't got time for that but have all the time in the world to crap up another thread.
I think you should have just read TFA.

then we could be talking about how Conservatives are typically static while Liberals are active.
 
2014-04-29 02:28:42 PM  

paganj: Graffito: Lucky LaRue: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

Uh.. that's the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady.  I guess what I am saying is ain't nobody got time for that long-ass article.

You thought that that was a long article?

Reading is hard.


Ok.. so you're cheap-shot at wringing your hands and crying about racism failed, so now you are going to argue that a 3200+ word article isn't - by any standard you care to use - isn't considered a "wordy" internet article.  I'm skeptical that you'll find any footing, but I'm willing to see how it plays out.
 
2014-04-29 02:29:10 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: clambam

Ironically, the more black African your genome, the less Neanderthal DNA in your background. The Africans were the conservative ones who stayed behind while the whites and Asians went out and farked anything we could get our hands on.

True, but the Africans stayed in Africa and farked other hominins.

Rhino_man

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

paganj

Well, putting a pic of a black woman in a thread about having sex with neanderthals without comment could be interpreted was racist.

You two genetics prodigies know that sub-Saharan Africans didn't breed with Neandertals, right?


Except Dr. Livingston I presume
 
2014-04-29 02:29:43 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Rhino_man: Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

How out of touch are you that you don't recognize the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady?  Is this your first time on the internet, or do you really need that little of an excuse to start knee-jerking about racism?


Hey, I gave you the benefit of the doubt because I know who that is and I read TFA in its entirety. I'm just saying that it's not odd to think racism.
 
2014-04-29 02:30:34 PM  
Kids, kids, kids no need to fight, you're BOTH complete morons.
 
2014-04-29 02:31:12 PM  

brap: Kids, kids, kids no need to fight, you're BOTH complete morons.


But.. but I'm the prettiest complete moron.  Right?
 
2014-04-29 02:32:15 PM  
While these are highly speculative hypotheses - we don't know the circumstances that caused modern humans and archaic humans to interbreed - Tuschman's assumption that it was liberal acceptance that led to interbreeding leaves out the possibility that neanderthal DNA may have entered the modern human genome through rape.

Slavery makes the whole notion that conservatives don't like to breed with "out" groups risible.

To Lucky LaRue:  Neanderthal DNA is found most often in Europeans.  Asians possess a small percentage of other archaic human DNA.  Native Africans show no admixture of DNA strains.
 
2014-04-29 02:33:16 PM  

Graffito: While these are highly speculative hypotheses - we don't know the circumstances that caused modern humans and archaic humans to interbreed - Tuschman's assumption that it was liberal acceptance that led to interbreeding leaves out the possibility that neanderthal DNA may have entered the modern human genome through rape.

Slavery makes the whole notion that conservatives don't like to breed with "out" groups risible.

To Lucky LaRue:  Neanderthal DNA is found most often in Europeans.  Asians possess a small percentage of other archaic human DNA.  Native Africans show no admixture of DNA strains.


Wut?  Why are you directing that at me, dude?
 
2014-04-29 02:34:18 PM  

COMALite J: PreMortem: ko_kyi: There are two types of people in the world.  Those who classify people into two groups, and those who don't.

I classify people into three groups. All end in -oid.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


I laughed heartliy. TF for you when I sober up.
 
2014-04-29 02:34:58 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Graffito: While these are highly speculative hypotheses - we don't know the circumstances that caused modern humans and archaic humans to interbreed - Tuschman's assumption that it was liberal acceptance that led to interbreeding leaves out the possibility that neanderthal DNA may have entered the modern human genome through rape.

Slavery makes the whole notion that conservatives don't like to breed with "out" groups risible.

To Lucky LaRue:  Neanderthal DNA is found most often in Europeans.  Asians possess a small percentage of other archaic human DNA.  Native Africans show no admixture of DNA strains.

Wut?  Why are you directing that at me, dude?


See. Told ya.
 
2014-04-29 02:36:49 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: clambam

Ironically, the more black African your genome, the less Neanderthal DNA in your background. The Africans were the conservative ones who stayed behind while the whites and Asians went out and farked anything we could get our hands on.

True, but the Africans stayed in Africa and farked other hominins.

Rhino_man

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

paganj

Well, putting a pic of a black woman in a thread about having sex with neanderthals without comment could be interpreted was racist.

You two genetics prodigies know that sub-Saharan Africans didn't breed with Neandertals, right?


Of course, but that has nothing to do with the perception that picture leaves in the minds of others. It was at best a poor choice on his part.
 
2014-04-29 02:37:05 PM  

Rhino_man: Lucky LaRue: Graffito: While these are highly speculative hypotheses - we don't know the circumstances that caused modern humans and archaic humans to interbreed - Tuschman's assumption that it was liberal acceptance that led to interbreeding leaves out the possibility that neanderthal DNA may have entered the modern human genome through rape.

Slavery makes the whole notion that conservatives don't like to breed with "out" groups risible.

To Lucky LaRue:  Neanderthal DNA is found most often in Europeans.  Asians possess a small percentage of other archaic human DNA.  Native Africans show no admixture of DNA strains.

Wut?  Why are you directing that at me, dude?

See. Told ya.


Yeah, I guess you were right.
 
2014-04-29 02:38:03 PM  
CSB Every one of my direct ancestors not only had sex but they had children.  How many of you can say that. /CSB
 
2014-04-29 02:38:33 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: clambam

Ironically, the more black African your genome, the less Neanderthal DNA in your background. The Africans were the conservative ones who stayed behind while the whites and Asians went out and farked anything we could get our hands on.

True, but the Africans stayed in Africa and farked other hominins.

Rhino_man

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

paganj

Well, putting a pic of a black woman in a thread about having sex with neanderthals without comment could be interpreted was racist.

You two genetics prodigies know that sub-Saharan Africans didn't breed with Neandertals, right?


I wasn't aware of any hominid species other than H. sapiens extant in Africa 80,000 years ago. Sorry, but right now (of course this may change) the evidence points to sub-Saharan blacks representing the "pure" strain of Homo sapiens--hairless, gracile and elegant--while the rest of us hairy shlubs had to be satisfied with screwing anything that walked on two legs and, you know, conquering the world. Here's to hybrid vigor!
 
2014-04-29 02:38:41 PM  

Graffito: Tuschman's assumption that it was liberal acceptance that led to interbreeding leaves out the possibility that neanderthal DNA may have entered the modern human genome through rape.


It's called "non-consensual sex" now.
 
2014-04-29 02:40:14 PM  

Isitoveryet: Lucky LaRue: Rhino_man: Lucky LaRue: Heliovdrake: sithon: Lucky LaRue:

What are you saying with that pic lucky?

He should be proud of what he posted.

There is nothign worse then a secret racist. I like my racists nice and loud, outspoken in their opinions.

You posted it Lucky, you own it! Good for you!

Don't you think it's a little strange that you see a picture of a black woman and immediately think "racism"?

When posted without context in a thread about Neanderthals, no. It's not strange at all.

How out of touch are you that you don't recognize the "Ain't nobody got time for that" lady?  Is this your first time on the internet, or do you really need that little of an excuse to start knee-jerking about racism?

how can you ain't got time for that but have all the time in the world to crap up another thread.
I think you should have just read TFA.

then we could be talking about how Conservatives are typically static while Liberals are active.


Don't cross-post your invective, dude.  It's considered poor taste.
 
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