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(Fox News)   Dark matter is using a slingshot to shoot asteroids at the Earth. Fark you, dark matter, you bastard   (foxnews.com) divider line 23
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2014-04-29 03:40:22 PM
7 votes:
Darkies always be throwing stuff.
2014-04-29 04:01:32 PM
4 votes:
Watch out for the alien ship - it shoots back.
www.vanderbilt.edu
2014-04-29 04:31:36 PM
3 votes:
www.xiaohaha.net
2014-04-29 04:16:37 PM
2 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: What dark matter might look like
 [www.drapekings.com image 850x569]


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2014-04-29 04:01:00 PM
2 votes:
What dark matter might look like
 www.drapekings.com
2014-04-29 03:55:48 PM
2 votes:
Watch it subby, a lifetime NBA ban is closing in on you.
2014-04-29 03:48:21 PM
2 votes:
Time to start work on converting Battleship Yamato into the Argo.
2014-04-29 03:44:31 PM
2 votes:
It's a Klendathu weapon.

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2014-04-29 03:43:44 PM
2 votes:
It's either dark matter of the Centauri mass drivers. Take your pick.
2014-04-30 05:12:49 AM
1 votes:

noblewolf: I am shocked, shocked I tell you that no one has posted the hot physicist / cosmologist picture yet...  Well here you go

[www.oberlin.edu image 280x340]Dr. Lisa Randall


img.fark.net

looks legit
2014-04-29 07:50:03 PM
1 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2014-04-29 07:49:32 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Odd Bird: divgradcurl:
/such a shiatty, shiatty movie
// watch twice becuase enough time had passed  said to myself "Maybe it wasn't so bad...".   No, it was.

HATED it when I saw it in the theater, expected serious sci-fi.  Watched it years later in a Space Balls / Stripes frame of mind; have been enjoying it ever since.

Bonus:

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

my WANT for this woman is strong.  Very, very strong.

This may be relevant to your interests:

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/And people say Twitter is useless...


www.40kforums.com
2014-04-29 05:58:45 PM
1 votes:

Odd Bird: divgradcurl:
/such a shiatty, shiatty movie
// watch twice becuase enough time had passed  said to myself "Maybe it wasn't so bad...".   No, it was.

HATED it when I saw it in the theater, expected serious sci-fi.  Watched it years later in a Space Balls / Stripes frame of mind; have been enjoying it ever since.

Bonus:

[www.hotflick.net image 720x540]

my WANT for this woman is strong.  Very, very strong.


This may be relevant to your interests:

img.fark.net
/And people say Twitter is useless...
2014-04-29 05:09:48 PM
1 votes:

Damaniel: Why is Fox News even discussing science - other than the obligatory 'evolution isn't real -- WERE YOU THERE?' derp they're usually known for?


"Comments are currently closed for this article." Awwwwww, man. Was looking forward to

willisweb.com
2014-04-29 04:36:02 PM
1 votes:
You farkers are slipping...

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<It wasn't us!>

ObscureNameHere: /such a shiatty, shiatty movie
// watch twice becuase enough time had passed  said to myself "Maybe it wasn't so bad...".   No, it was.


So much THIS!

I love the book.  I hate the movie.

/Don't get me started on Dougie Howser, Waffen-SS
// "It's afraid! <in a small voice> of a sequel."
2014-04-29 04:12:55 PM
1 votes:
Better not say anything about dark matter or you'll get a lifetime ban from the NBA
2014-04-29 04:11:39 PM
1 votes:

majestic: silverjets: It's a Klendathu weapon.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x379]

Naw, I'm thinking these guys are behind it:

[castleanorak.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]


Nope....
i1222.photobucket.com
2014-04-29 04:06:51 PM
1 votes:
divgradcurl:
/such a shiatty, shiatty movie
// watch twice becuase enough time had passed  said to myself "Maybe it wasn't so bad...".   No, it was.


HATED it when I saw it in the theater, expected serious sci-fi.  Watched it years later in a Space Balls / Stripes frame of mind; have been enjoying it ever since.

Bonus:

www.hotflick.net

my WANT for this woman is strong.  Very, very strong.
2014-04-29 04:05:28 PM
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere: Unlike me, who watched "Starship Troopers" twice, once in the theatre and once on DVD 5 years later.

/such a shiatty, shiatty movie
// watch twice becuase enough time had passed  said to myself "Maybe it wasn't so bad...".   No, it was.


Hey, it wasn't that bad. It had some of Verhoeven's trademark dark humour. And some tits, if I'm not mistaken.

Something else that perhaps makes me look on ST fondly is that I've seen Starship Troopers 2.

/The horror... the horror.
2014-04-29 03:54:47 PM
1 votes:

buckler: It's either dark matter of the Centauri mass drivers. Take your pick.


Mass drivers? They have been outlawed by every civilized planet!
2014-04-29 03:48:46 PM
1 votes:

silverjets: It's a Klendathu weapon.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x379]


Naw, I'm thinking these guys are behind it:

castleanorak.files.wordpress.com
Bf+
2014-04-29 03:45:51 PM
1 votes:

Damaniel: Why is Fox News even discussing science - other than the obligatory 'evolution isn't real -- WERE YOU THERE?' derp they're usually known for?



Well, they do tend to be the first to weigh in on dark matters.
2014-04-29 02:26:54 PM
1 votes:
Damn birds!
 
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